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Andy Kalmowitz

@andywitz.bsky.social

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Jalopnik Writer getting in on the ground floor of Bluesky a few years after it got popular

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Andy Kalmowitz @andywitz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

holy shit this is so epic sauce!!!! i bet these guys have never made a mistake ever! pwded😎

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Andy Kalmowitz @andywitz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

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Andy Kalmowitz @andywitz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

y’all see it too right

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Andy Kalmowitz @andywitz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

people still defending Joe Paterno in 2026

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Andy Kalmowitz @andywitz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

reading the reactions to the Bank of America VP being killed makes me think that maybe people on BlueSky aren't as good and kindhearted as they think they are

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Andy Kalmowitz @andywitz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

So there was Jeremy Renner-style app for Bill Cosby that actually predated it by like 8 years

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Andy Kalmowitz @andywitz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Im blogging on a level not seen in at least a decade www.jalopnik.com/2241980/bmw-...

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Ow! My Balls! - Jalopnik

The M Carbon Buckets in BMW's M2 CS did a commendable job holding my thunder thighs in place, but seem designed to ensure I can't have children in the future.

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Andy Kalmowitz @andywitz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

shitposted on main today

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Here In My In-Laws' Garage, Just Test-Drove This, Uh, New Lamborghini Here. It's Fun To Drive It Up Here In The Northeast Pennsylvania Hills. But You Know What I Like A Lot More Than Materialistic Thi...

In fact, I'm a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold 2,000 new BOOKS that I bought.

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Static Media Union @staticmediaunion.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Bluesky, we'd like to introduce ourselves. The staff of Static Media would like to announce that we have formed a union with @wgaeast.bsky.social. Much like Jalopnik has already unionized and been recognized, we would like to request a voluntary recognition for all the Static Media sites.

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Andy Kalmowitz @andywitz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Today’s Supreme Court shit is so fuckin bad and I’m here listening to Lindsey Graham and Henry McMaster talking about how great America and this non-union BMW plant are. Anyway, here’s the new X5