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Andy Wheatley

@andywheatley.bsky.social
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Independent Brand Strategist. Half Singaporean, half English. Random thoughts on life. PA to His Excellency Field Marshal Juan Pablo Cardoza. Cotswolds, UK. andywheatley.com

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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“No, not me, you.”
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As my mother continues her terminal journey it needs to be said again and again how thankful my family is to the almost 100% immigrant team of health professionals looking after her. Our NHS would be screwed without them, their care, compassion and hard work. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The sad thing is that I want to take them seriously!
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It feels like student politics and makes it difficult to take them seriously. When you consider how shit the rest of the parties are, that's not helpful. Is it too much to ask for a sensible party to emerge?
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just as they look to be picking up some momentum they punch themselves in the face.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He wants a judicial review to consider the legality of the search warrants? I'd like a court to review the reams of evidence about his activities with Epstein.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's been rather pleasant not having those bombers fly overhead this morning. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
US removes all bombers from RAF Fairford back to home stations
No reason has been given for the withdrawal, but it follows a major incident last week when police were alerted to "suspicious vehicles" near the airbase.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sunday.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Field Marshal JPC is a lefty, apart from when it comes to cats when he is right wing with a capital goose step.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Irrespective of political affiliation, it’s a shame this didn’t happen as it would’ve stopped the endless return to the official opposition responsible for the last disaster holding the government responsible for the next to account. We’re just going through the same cycle again and again.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Another brilliant one on Meta’s glasses……
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh that’s is very good.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is one of the best I've seen @kevmarmol.bsky.social
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It all feels very complicated to me. I often wonder if evil people know they are evil. If not, are they innocently bumbling through life with the rest of us as their unfortunate collateral damage and we'll all meet up beyond the Pearly Gates and laugh about how much damage they did?
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jaisus Christ.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It feels like one of life's final ironies that, if there is a god, it will be those who talk the most about Christianity & use it to control others who are most likely to go to the Hell they're so scared of. I mean, if there is a God, Trump and his kind must surely know that they are going to Hell.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a pretty poor reflection on the British press. The lack of solidarity and calling out Badenoch is cowardice.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Has Tom Watson threatened him yet?
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ll be referencing this when I put my next expenses bill in.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My music tastes are resolutely and stubbornly stuck in the 1970s and 80s.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me too. Also how I feel about Oasis.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Superb.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh the irony. Wasn't it Tom Watson who once said to James Murdoch "You must be the first mafia boss in history that didn't know he was running a criminal enterprise"?
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What could possibly go wrong?
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Were you tempted to join in?
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Bezos connection has sadly significantly impacted the nature of my support but I'm happy to erase the line for this one.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can't wait. (Nobody needs to mention Jeff Bezos)
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Man City case is astounding. It's almost a £1bn fraud. That their next match is against Liverpool at Anfield is delicious. I just hope Liverpool have the ability to inflict the kind of defeat that Man City deserve. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
theguardian.com
Manchester City found guilty on all Premier League charges over rule breaches
Manchester City have been found guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Irrespective of your politics, you have to admire somebody who can speak so openly and emotionally about his father like this so soon after he died. It would be as hard as doing the eulogy, and probably more difficult given the audience. Impressive that he kept that composed.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's so refreshing to see it. I just hope it catches on.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wonder if UEFA might punish them too?
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wow.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just read a piece about Man City paying 'journalists' to say that the Haaland transfer fee was £51m when it was in fact over £250m. If this is all true, the cheating little bastards need to get their arses handed back to them on an EFL League 2 platter.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today's Darwin Award winner is the entire investment community. Reminder: money is not an indicator of intelligence.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
Reuters got some of the IPO docs. Anthropic is a total dog of a company. Spent $12.6bn to make $4.6bn in revenue in 2025, $7.33bn of which was compute costs. Operating loss of $8bn. Losses getting worse year over year. Amazing stuff www.reuters.com/business/fin...
Summary
Companies
• Anthropic IPO could value the company at more than $2
trillion
• Anthropic lost $42 billion in 2025
• Al lab spent $7.33 billion on compute and infrastructure last year
• Operating loss widened to $8.06 billion in 2025 from $2.98 billion in 2024
• Execs, industry analysts have expressed concerns over harms of Al tech
Sept 28 (Reuters) - Anthropic is making a massive bet that Al will transform the global economy more profoundly than industrialization, electricity and the internet, according to its IPO prospectus seen by Reuters.
But the cost to get there will be staggering. Anthropic reported a net loss of $42 billion in 2025, and plans to spend $518 billion on cloud, computing and infrastructure obligations in coming year, according to the
prospectus.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It took me slightly longer than I care to admit to get that!
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In the shed market right now. Sadly though just a cheap lean-to to throw stuff in that won't fit anywhere else.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whatever the RAF Fairford incident turns out to be, there's a lovely little quote on the BBC website from a local resident: "I want to wait until I know more... it feels super dodge to me." Super dodge. Indeed.
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Tania Doney @taniadoney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So, who's your money on? Gérard Depardieu? Javier Bardem? Personally, I suspect Jackie Woodburne (Susan off Neighbours).
UK news
Marco Rubio says foreign actor was 'clearly' behind suspected plot at UK airbase
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These anonymous MPs saying it's 'electoral suicide' to tinker with the triple lock. Exactly the type who got us into this mess: unwilling to lead, unwilling to recognise reality for fear of offending voters, unwilling to solve long-term problems if it presents the slightest short-term risk.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love that film - will look at those. I am getting the distinct feeling that the chaps in Gloucestershire might be opportunistic thieves way in above their heads. I can’t imagine the police would’ve released them if they thought they were terrorists.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hi Alex, will this film be available in UK theatres or only online?
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is, of course, no laughing matter, but I can't stop thinking about this clip from Four Lions and the incident just around the corner from me at RAF Fairford. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmAd...
youtube.com
Four Lions (2010) - Car singing scene (Dancing in the moonlight)
YouTube video by blowjq
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I listened to Rory Stewart talk to Mustafa Suleyman on The Rest of Politics: Leading which made me think of our chat. Suleyman mentions that Anthropic believe that "there’s a non-trivial possibility that Claude is conscious." I find it all both fascinating & frightening.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sometimes you just have to sit back and applaud the elite ninja skills of Field Marshal Juan Pablo Cardoza. This morning he managed to remove one of my wife's slippers from her foot as she worked and destroy it before she even noticed that she was only wearing one. #FMJPC
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let’s not turn this into a pile on. We all agree there’s a problem, we just didn’t all see the joke. It’s easily done and not worth arguing over.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Agreed. It’s only one part of the answer. There are many parts needed because it is a far more complicated issue than it seems.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s about the hysteria surrounding it all but I can see that literal explanation too.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In the same way that you have clearly missed the joke.
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Andy Wheatley @andywheatley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This too…. bsky.app/profile/brun...
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