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Andy

@andyoregon.bsky.social
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Like a ninja, but faster. I respond to tree knocks in the forest. Pacific Northwest 🌲⛺️🫈

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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Douro Valley is spectacular
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Day four in Portugal. It’s very apparent that Americans are traveling here in droves, and more Americans are moving here than they would like. They are really feeling the effects of Trump’s war especially with rising fuel prices. Let’s just say our government is not popular here.
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😎
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We’re heading there to eat right now 🫡
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Several reasons but mainly looking to retire early
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Made it to Portugal
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TY!
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gotta love the Pacific Northwest 🫡
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i thought about this old tweet tonight and how nothing has ever aged better
@Merman_Melville • Jan 24, 2019
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Then your bodily fluids are too expensive
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The two guys behind her are Schmitt staffers, and the one to our right is the one who handed Schmitt the placard with Fanni Willis on it 😂
Sen Britt with two morons behind her from Sen Schmitt’s staff who fucked up
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎈🎈 😬
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There it is people.com/kristi-noem-...
people.com
Kristi Noem Files for Divorce from Husband Bryon Noem After 34 Years of Marriage
Kristi Noem filed for divorce from her husband, Bryon Noem, after 34 years of marriage, according to court records in their home state of South Dakota.
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it still up?
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wow wow wow
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are you for real?
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That school charges $40,000 per year in tuition
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m pretty sure. My plan is to move late next year
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mike Johnson falsely claims “millions” of illegal aliens were on Medicaid with absolutely zero pushback from CNBC. Isn’t it interesting that the man who touts his Christianity the loudest in Congress is also one of the biggest shameless liars on the Hill.
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Off to Portugal 🇵🇹 tomorrow for vacation and scouting for a place to live. I’ve tried like heck to learn some Portuguese to at least be able to say a few phrases and my goodness is that a difficult language for an English speaker to learn.
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jesus Christ
That same October, a then-20-year-old Cornell student reported that she had been drugged and gang raped by seven men at a fraternity house. The young woman, who remains an anonymous Jane Doe, told campus police that a group of Chi Phis had plied her with ketamine, rum, and marijuana for seven hours and taken turns raping her and doing drugs off her body while she tried to hide under a sheet. One of the men, per a screenshot in her civil lawsuit, invited more frat brothers to come sexually assault the incapacitated woman by texting a group called Chi Phi Actives that there was “free pussy” upstairs.
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An uncomfortable but necessary read from the always topical @lebassett.bsky.social www.laura-bassett.com/p/protesting...
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Protesting violence at Cornell gets you arrested. Gang rape gets you an essay.
The district attorney is reopening a horrific campus rape case only after massive public outcry; otherwise, five of the seven men would’ve gotten off with a writing assignment.
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Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I guess it's officially election season! www.newsweek.com/migrant-cara...
newsweek.com
Migrant caravan from Honduras heads toward US border
A migrant caravan has grown to more than 600 people as it travels north through Mexico toward the U.S. border.
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He’s going to ramp up election meddling of some sort
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Seahawks crapped the bed in Washington DC today against a backup quarterback. It’s early but so far the 49ers look the best in the division so far.
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Approaching The Dalles, Oregon heading west on interstate 84 through the Columbia River Gorge is always special. 
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They’re in Tennessee but your point is the same
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It would’ve been pretty funny if someone walked by and slid a lit cigarette between his fingers
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maine has Trump 34 points underwater, yet they have corrupt Susan Collins who votes with Trump 94% of the time, polling ahead of her Democratic opponent. 🫤
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My cousin is doing the video and lighting for Devo on their tour so hanging with him on their show in Ridgefield, WA near Portland. These guys are in their 70s but are still tight. 😎
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Those beepers also killed two innocent children and four healthcare workers in Lebanon
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wanna put him in slippers and pop a cigar in his mouth so bad.
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here’s the link to the video www.c-span.org/clip/public-...
c-span.org
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Doesn’t look like that will happen
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sen Tammy Duckworth: Democrats should not hold Trump and his administration accountable for anything, and in fact we should allow Trump to “save face” 🤦🏻‍♂️ www.c-span.org/clip/public-...
CSPAN article: Sen. Duckworth Urges Democrats to Not Impeach Anybody and "Get Back to Work" If They Win Majority
Sen. Tammy Duckworth (D-IL) says Democrats should not impeach "anybody" if they regain control of Congress and "get back to work" on issues like funding of USAID or easing tariffs, which she says are hurting Illinois pork and soybean farmers who trade with China. "I would rather move the ball forward to the benefit of the American people, and if we can do it in a way that allows him to save face, and he doesn't stop us, then that's better for everybody all around,"
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Vaxxed?
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Right!? I felt like “what am I missing” as so many people love it.
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Susan Heyward as Tamika Ward: Thank You Point
ALT: Susan Heyward as Tamika Ward: Thank You Point
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t buy that at all. The majority of people I know care about others and have empathy and see outside of just themselves.
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
60 Minutes should be bringing her on for an in-depth interview, but we all know that isn’t gonna happen
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Vile
Photo of human and animal abuser Krusty Gnome posing with a large dead animal who suffered greatly after being shot with an arrow and bled to death
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What’s stopping you from running for office on your suggested platform of the rejection of the Constitution and federal laws? Hopefully you have better qualifications than posting incoherent nonsense on social media.
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What is especially interesting about that is you’re wrapping yourself around the axle on a thread that starts out with Shauna suggesting any acquiescence to billionaires is disqualifying
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m not following. The Boston tea party predates the U.S. Constitution by over a decade and certainly can’t be linked to a Constitutional Amendment. It predates our party system by two decades. Are you okay?
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Indeed, nearly a year after Trump responded to an Epstein question by a female Bloomberg journalist with the words, “Quiet, piggy,” the mainstream media has finally said it back to him.” The latest must read from @lebassett.bsky.social www.laura-bassett.com/p/fox-news-f...
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Fox News finally stood up to Trump
The president’s war on the free press blew up in his face today as his favorite network went dark on him in solidarity with CNN.
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Her rapist, Ed Henry, is currently the chief news anchor and executive editor of Newsmax. His career didn’t suffer and his victim is dead.
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can you speak to the next winning Powerball numbers?
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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