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Andy

@andymb.bsky.social
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📍Bath, UK 🏳️‍🌈 he/him Web dev, WordPress, internet security, web perf Hosting websites since 1995. Sing bass, brew, cook Gay & ND with husband & two sons. If kindness is woke, I’m woke. If I follow you it’s because you said something interesting.

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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 12h
Liver
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 12h
Frying sage leaves
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 13h
Going to cook liver
Silver skin onions frying
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 13h
This isn’t bad. 0.5%
Low alcohol proper job
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 16h
Sun going down already
Sun setting behind a row of houses
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Evening
Grappa and frozen grapes
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sorting out the tomatoes. Nothing changes come the equinox.
Forest of tomato plants WasteFruit
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Put pheasants in the slow cooker overnight
Pheasant browning in a frying pan Baby onions browning in a frying pan Pheasant, mushrooms, onions and red wine
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A cushion with the slogan “MAYBE
SWEARING WILL HELP”
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Have a bum
Hermes in Kelvingrove
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We’ve got two thermal goblets just for drinking on trains. They have stems you can attach.
Whisky and travel mug
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Legs in a bath, iPad and wine on the side
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Garden dining
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mallard
Roast mallard dinner
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Garden remodelling been happening
Tiled garden area with gazebo
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Meatballs in a tomato sauce
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Haggis meatballs browning in a pan
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Haggis, mince, shallots, breadcrumbs, Parmesan and eggs
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Chicken Balmoral, tatties and neepsChicken Balmoral, tatties and neeps and whisky sauce
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And whisky sauce. First shallots.
Shallots and butter
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Chicken Balmoral
Chicken breasts stuffed with haggisChicken breasts stuffed with haggis and swaddled in bacon.
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hump day coffee mug
A kilt flying high
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That aside, I’ve got a bloody walking stick
My walking stick
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Normal fucking sunglasses
These “smart” glasses come with zero AI and zero cameras. Designed to block the sun, not send data to the cloud.Nobody at the beach asked if I was recording them.
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Done segue to knives?
Thumb
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My man fitted these. Very effective.
Arm protecting silicone on oven shelves.
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Slumming it at Paddington
GWR Lounge
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I should go on holiday more often
My pedometer numbers. Holiday days are way better for incidental exercise.
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We saw seals
Seals basking
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Difficult holiday decisions to make
Bottles of beer and cider
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Seeing this one left behind brought tears to my eyes.
Bear
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Picked up some journey reading @jonnelledge.bsky.social
HISTORY OF THE WORLD IN
47 BORDERS
JONN ELLEDGE
The Stories Behind the
Lines on Our Maps
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Wow
Henry Cyril Paget
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My kids would’ve been very happy with this
WARNING
CHILDREN LEFT
UNATTENDED WILL BE SOLD TO THE CIRCUS
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Taking out the post war baby boom, it looks like we’re still just hovering around the mean for births rather than seeing a large decline. Over 18s tending to stay at home later will have an impact on the demand. www.data.gov.uk/collections/... migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk/resources/br...
Chart of fluctuating UK birth rates
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’ve received these and no instructions
Pasta tools
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Mixed dough
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Pasta
Dough in a mixer Tagliatelle
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Stove top coffee pot
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Cooked ham, pineapple and sweetcorn pizza
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Han and pineapple on a pizzaPizza
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
8 potential pizzas
8 balls of pizza dough
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hmm. Yeast’s a bit lively.
Foaming mug of yeast
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Woohoo. Going to sing this in the spring.
KARL JENKINS: SYMPHONIC ADIEMUS
vocal score
KARL JENKINS
SYMPHONIC ADIEMUS
vocal score
BOOSEY C'HAWKES
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I prefer this one
Claude the dog
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Seems I’ve mentally simplified over the years, or they had a different formula 30 years ago.
Ingredients (ingredients and allergens may be subject to change, so it is important you check the labels supplied in each delivery).
Spices (Paprika, Mustard Flour, Celery Seed, Black Pepper, Cayenne Pepper, Cloves, Coriander Seed, Nutmeg, Allspice), Salt, Sugar, Herbs (Bay Leaves, Thyme, Basil, Rosemary, Savory), Anti-Caking Agent (Silicon Dioxide)
Features
Old Bay Seasoning Spice Mix for seafood, chicken, meats, veggies and more, Born in the bay, loved across the USA, A bold blend of 14 herbs and spices, No added preservatives, MSG, artificial flavours or colours, Season, sprinkle and shake straight from the bottle, Available in three bold flavours
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’ve got some chicken thigh meat to use up, so I’m preparing @nigella.bsky.social’s Oven Chicken Shawarma. Page 157 of Simply Nigella, but also online at www.nigella.com/recipes/oven...
Spices on a plate
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Picky tea
Foods
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sometimes you just need some…
Can of Inch’s cider
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Only these. I used them when the boys earnt pocket money but I was waiting for someone to pay me.
Bank of daddy cheque
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