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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 24/09/2026
I love the mushroom pasta at the Arendale restaurant!
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 24/09/2026
This Wonka show on Netflix is psychotic.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 06/08/2026
Answer my dm about Mint 😂
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 04/07/2026
june
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 02/07/2026
Nothing is as hard as your mom slowly dying and you just having to watch it. Grief creeps in such insane ways some times. Like this morning. I’m not depressed but I’m sitting on the floor of my shower just crying. Does it get better?
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 25/06/2026
A burnt loaf is happy to see me.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Love to see someone booed lustily. Lustily: the only way to boo.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 09/06/2026
Not me!!
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 09/06/2026
Both
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
If Papa Smurf & a scratch & sniff vomit stain had a baby it would be Mike Johnson
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 08/06/2026
Guess who used dog shampoo in his hair this morning?
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 31/05/2026
Anyone hear about the United flight to Mallorca that had to turn around because a 16 year old renamed his portable speaker “bomb” and had the Bluetooth on? Wild wild story on Reddit.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 31/05/2026
I’ve got one for rhubarb strudel
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 31/05/2026
@matthaig.bsky.social, you beautiful bastard. This is the fifth book of yours that has made me bawl my eyes out within the first 50 pages. Thank you. I have cried in 3 months. I needed this.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 31/05/2026
My favorite author @matthaig.bsky.social and lofi for the evening
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 30/05/2026
Bonjour! I’m finally home after 3 weeks away!
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 30/05/2026
It’s been awhile
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 10/05/2026
Did you just walk past me?!
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 10/05/2026
Henlo.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 09/05/2026
Takk ❤️
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 09/05/2026
Olive was very unimpressed that it was my 38th revolution around the sun.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 01/04/2026
All of us
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 24/03/2026
I think it’s so inhumane to dock their tails. This is my first corgi without a docked tail. The AKC won’t register her as is, but I don’t care. I also left her dew claws as long as they don’t cause problems later.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 24/03/2026
Corgi butt timeline cleanse.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 24/03/2026
I feel that. Hahah. I wouldn’t want it either.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 24/03/2026
Understatement of the century.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 24/03/2026
Hey this used to be me, @typevolant.com and @mphillips801.bsky.social!! We’re nice people and no longer LDS… 😂
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 24/03/2026
Wow. We went from an incompetent Secretary of Homeland Security to a super incompetent, massively under qualified SecDHS. Just when you think it can’t get much worse. Congress has abdicated its duties.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 15/03/2026
Sunshine baby Sunday.
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
If we made the green energy transition this war would be unthinkable and these authoritarians wouldn’t be in power — not in the US, not in Iran, not in Saudi Arabia, not in Russia. Hydrocarbons are killing our freedom and just plain killing us.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 14/03/2026
Happy girl check in! ✅
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 13/03/2026
Hi Tate! Happy gotcha day, buddy!
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 13/03/2026
Oh it was super rough this week. 😭
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 13/03/2026
Nah. She’s loved a lot!
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 13/03/2026
They don’t!
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 13/03/2026
The takeout box has little bao buns!
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 12/03/2026
Sleepiest Olive pupdate.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 12/03/2026
Because our government doesn’t know what it’s doing. It’s a bunch of unqualified bafoons who duped half the voting populous into believing they were voting for something. Guess what? The FAFO period is here and we all get to suffer.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 11/03/2026
Your daily Olive pupdate.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 11/03/2026
Hi Mookie!
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 10/03/2026
She’s a babyyyyy.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 10/03/2026
Olive poses.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 01/03/2026
Nah she was a holy terror about 20 mins later with her carrot patch toy.
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 28/02/2026
Nope. She’s crazy. 😂
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 28/02/2026
Olive says good morning.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 16/02/2026
I’m fully convinced that @axios.com just fully deepthroats the major AI players. Out of 15 emails, only 3 didn’t mention AI or anything to do with AI. Also, the Pentagon should be celebrating @anthropic.com not wanting to be used in malicious ways, especially with this shit govt.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 12/02/2026
Olive pup-date.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 11/02/2026
Nope, purebred! A lot of her facial markings and things will change as she gets older. I’ll post update pictures soon!
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 11/02/2026
Positive. She’s AKC registered, as are her parents.
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