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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 24/09/2026
This Wonka show on Netflix is psychotic.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 04/07/2026
june
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 02/07/2026
Nothing is as hard as your mom slowly dying and you just having to watch it. Grief creeps in such insane ways some times. Like this morning. I’m not depressed but I’m sitting on the floor of my shower just crying. Does it get better?
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 25/06/2026
A burnt loaf is happy to see me.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Love to see someone booed lustily. Lustily: the only way to boo.
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
If Papa Smurf & a scratch & sniff vomit stain had a baby it would be Mike Johnson
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 08/06/2026
Guess who used dog shampoo in his hair this morning?
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 31/05/2026
Anyone hear about the United flight to Mallorca that had to turn around because a 16 year old renamed his portable speaker “bomb” and had the Bluetooth on? Wild wild story on Reddit.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 31/05/2026
@matthaig.bsky.social, you beautiful bastard. This is the fifth book of yours that has made me bawl my eyes out within the first 50 pages. Thank you. I have cried in 3 months. I needed this.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 31/05/2026
My favorite author @matthaig.bsky.social and lofi for the evening
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 30/05/2026
It’s been awhile
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 10/05/2026
Henlo.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 09/05/2026
Olive was very unimpressed that it was my 38th revolution around the sun.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 24/03/2026
Corgi butt timeline cleanse.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 24/03/2026
Wow. We went from an incompetent Secretary of Homeland Security to a super incompetent, massively under qualified SecDHS. Just when you think it can’t get much worse. Congress has abdicated its duties.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 15/03/2026
Sunshine baby Sunday.
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
If we made the green energy transition this war would be unthinkable and these authoritarians wouldn’t be in power — not in the US, not in Iran, not in Saudi Arabia, not in Russia. Hydrocarbons are killing our freedom and just plain killing us.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 14/03/2026
Happy girl check in! ✅
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 12/03/2026
Sleepiest Olive pupdate.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 11/03/2026
Your daily Olive pupdate.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 10/03/2026
Olive poses.
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 28/02/2026
Olive says good morning.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 16/02/2026
I’m fully convinced that @axios.com just fully deepthroats the major AI players. Out of 15 emails, only 3 didn’t mention AI or anything to do with AI. Also, the Pentagon should be celebrating @anthropic.com not wanting to be used in malicious ways, especially with this shit govt.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 12/02/2026
Olive pup-date.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 10/02/2026
Hello world. Meet Olive.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 27/01/2026
Anyone wanna go to Hong Kong Friday?
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year from the Polaris Lounge at T7!
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 28/12/2025
Mileage run? To Hong Kong? Why not?
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 26/12/2025
United decided we needed diarrhea in a box on a 6 hour flight today.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 25/12/2025
We tag teamed charcuterie this year with me baking a bread cornucopia and my sister putting together the charcuterie board!
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 11/12/2025
I used to play this RP bulletin board game when I was a kid called NationStates. I had a ton of fun and convinced a lot of my friends to join it. I had a hankering for it again but decided to built it myself since I don’t get a lot of passion project time… and…
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 08/12/2025
Tried my hand at baking croissants tonight. Not too bad!
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Dum Cumptober 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Step 1: Poutine
Poutine from Moxie’s
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 07/12/2025
I redid my living room. I should probably fix the blankets but I like how it turned out.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 15/11/2025
The fact that I’m agreeing with MTG makes me think I live in the upside down.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 13/11/2025
Someone needs to pass a law that if a funding bill is not passed, Congress, the Executive, and the Supreme Court all lose their pay until it is passed and resolved.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 11/11/2025
Hey buds. If you do the Instagram thing, I went back begrudgingly. My siblings always win this battle. @aboxofandy if you’re so inclined.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 09/11/2025
Oldest selfie in your phone The good ol’ days when I lived in Belfast, Northern Ireland part time and visited Scotland often.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 09/11/2025
Guten abend from my living room. #cozy
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 06/11/2025
I’m redoing my living room and while it’s a process it’s looking hella cozy. A plant will replace the three hoop light in the left corner and then my coffee cart is coming this week. I also got a Terrakaffe for it. 😍
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 23/10/2025
Homeward bound.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 12/10/2025
Got to have lunch with my niece and nephew today in Mechelen. Love these two little silly heads.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 11/10/2025
Okay, bathed, moisturized (c/o Augustinus Bader), and ready for the next 7 hours to Amsterdam. Good night all.
Polaris menu from 1L on UA 70 EWR-AMS on a Boeing 787-900 Dreamliner.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 11/10/2025
Where did you find out Diane Keaton passed? The showers at EWR’s Polaris Lounge. 😭
Weird bearded man in shower
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 11/10/2025
Polaris. Newark. I need a shower.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 11/10/2025
“Please feel free to use the Polaris Lounge before your departure.” Polaris lounge opens at 6:30 AM, 30 minutes after you depart. 😂
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 10/10/2025
I got real quiet on here post surgery and one of my skeets blew up.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 08/10/2025
As someone who was subjected to conversion therapy, it doesn’t work. It won’t work. It’s torture. I was hooked up to an IV and made to vomit watching gay porn for two hours per week. I was prayed over. Bibles and the Book of Mormon were shoved in my face.
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アンディ @andymarkle.com · 06/10/2025
A French government minister, newly appointed yesterday, faced with the resignation of their fourth prime minister in less than a year, said, "Je désespère de ce cirque," (I despair of this circus) which is exactly how I feel about nearly every global government currently in power.
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