Reposted by @andyjune.bsky.social
as much as i appreciate and enjoy the times i've tried chinese food as it's actually eaten in china, like twice a year i need a styrofoam container filled to the brim with vegetable scrap lo mein and fried general tso food dye red chicken glop so bad it's unreal
![Crowd: Chug! Chug! Chug!
Crowd and Kafka: Another Round!
Iharu: Damn! You sure can drink old man!
Hoshina: *slightly drunk* I'm want to [Redacted] his [Redacted] until he's a big pathetic sobbing [Redacted] hanging of my [Redacted] then I'm going to [Redacted] and then [Redacted] so far down his tight little throat he'll be tasting my [Redacted] for weeks. - beg me to let him [Redacted] on my [Redacted] over and over until the sun rises to the- He'll never forget the feel of my [Redacted] [Redacted] his dumb little [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted]
Okagani: Sir!? Why are you making that face!? Are you okay!?
Kafka: Hey Reno. Who let that scary ass kaiju in here?
Reno: Uh Senpai, that's the Vice Captain.
Kafka: Really!?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:b4poqgr2o62idjgxtuojfrdy/bafkreiemevsf6sgvs5eoxantyyviet3gc2tf7ra576li7q3t52la2zwyxq)
