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👨‍🏫 Sex educator & content creator 🎶 Unprofessional singer 📍 London 🩷💜💙

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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 14/09/2026
Sometimes the jokes write themselves....
A news headline that reads, "Trump criticises AI boss who called for slowdown, saying the only guardrail needed is "a smart president".
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 07/07/2026
The question for Nigel Farage now is whether it's less embarrassing to un-resign and claim that was an establishment stitchup, or to spend a month competing with a bin. Neither is exactly a *great* option. Neither solves his ongoing scandals. And it's a mess entirely of his own making.
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 07/07/2026
Incredible that I predicted this right down to almost the exact language used. (Well it was entirely predictable, but still...) #Farage
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 07/07/2026
Let me guess what the content will be; - This is a witch hunt - The establishment was always going to find me guilty - I'm resigning now because I won't get a fair hearing - Of course I've done nothing wrong And he can claim that if Reform do badly at the next GE then it's because he's not there.
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 15/06/2026
Things you probably already knew but nevertheless it's a chilling prospect when it's confirmed. Russia is invading our politics physically, digitally, and through useful idiots in certain political parties.
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 26/05/2026
Dear parents/grandparents brining children into London during half term; off-peak transport starts at 9:30am - don't be surprised at 9am when you have many annoyed commuters pushing your children out of the way when they stand on the left of the escalators or block the doors to get off the train.
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 13/04/2026
I'm confused. Is Trump annoyed that the Holy See didn't join his crusade? Presumably he wanted their army (of zero) to take that oil island or something... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Pope says he has 'no fear' of Trump after scathing criticism
The US president accuses Leo of being
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 30/03/2026
Wow! Given how long Scott has been working on BBC Radio, this must have been something really bad! #scottmills www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Scott Mills sacked from BBC Radio 2 over 'personal conduct'
Mills took over the breakfast show from Zoe Ball in 2025.
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 09/03/2026
The most confusing stat here is how more than 50% of straight women are voting either Reform or Conservative. Women's rights would be in the toilet with Reform!
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 06/10/2025
Let me be the first Trump non-bootlicker to say, if this peace plan for the middle east actually works then give him the Nobel prize. He may be a disaster for the rest of the world, but frankly it's a miracle anyone could possibly sort out this conflict (ofc it's US diplomats and not actually Trump)
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 01/10/2025
£122m in extra cash for Rachel Reeves just before the budget might well come in handy!
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 16/09/2025
If Israel participates in next year's Eurovision then Spain will boycott it. If they don't then Germany and Italy will boycott it. The EBU simply cannot win.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 16/09/2025
[me, a journalist who spends all day every day on a social media app where the discovery algorithm is personally controlled by its owner, captain birdseye] you know, a lot of people are talking about fish fingers, we should probably cover that
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 09/09/2025
Heads up #Eurovision fans - the BBC have announced they will no longer offer phone votes! This seems like it was always the plan, but particularly interesting considering the furore around the last few contests and the public vote. www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...
bbc.com
BBC says goodbye to premium-rate phone voting
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 02/09/2025
Whilst Polanski is clearly an excellent communicator, and the Greens were never going to make a different choice, this probably doesn't help the Greens in the long run because yet again the left are going down the purist route - putting off soft left voters who weren't so happy with Labour.
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 15/08/2025
Why am I getting clearing ads all over social media? I'm 40 and got my degree ages ago. What did I click to make the algorithm think I just got my A Level results?!
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 14/08/2025
Very interesting. Shows why all of us should be getting our news from multiple sources, and how easy it is to manipulate people who don't.
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Jack Kessler @jackkessler.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Violent crime is falling while digital scams quietly cost millions. So why are *certain* politicians so intent on making us afraid to go outside? My newsletter, out now.
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Why we're focused on the wrong sort of crime
As violent crime falls, digital scams are quietly costing victims millions
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 06/08/2025
I would ban Christmas falling on a Thursday. Categorically the worst day of the week for it to fall on. You basically have to take off 4 days around it so you don't go mad. Mon 22 to Wed 24 Dec, and Friday 2 Jan - but that's too long a break anyway. IMHO Christmas should always be on a Monday.
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 30/07/2025
Love to see all the replies to this leaning in on tropes of how social media worked a decade ago, showing they are even further behind the times than the government comms team ... which is saying something!
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 28/07/2025
Oh to be able to hear the thoughts of the Starmers here. Their faces look like they're suffering from last night's particularly hot chilli con carne, and it would be preferable if they shit themselves right now than listen to anymore of this nonsense!
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 07/07/2025
Well, as a sex educator, I can tell you there are safe ways to do it but you need to have been taught in a safe environment, and next to nobody will have been. Yet again this shows why we should have comprehensive sex education that includes the unreality of porn and why you shouldn't just copy it.
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 10/06/2025
All the more bizarre that Reform is trying to create DOGEs for the councils they won, and somehow believe that's how they'll hold onto the councils next time. Populism is at least supposed to be popular!
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Holy shit.
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 04/06/2025
Globally the left has unfortunately abandoned young men, in the same way that the right has abandoned young women. They both believe they will win elections by squeezing out every vote from the demographic that supports them, when in reality they're making a rod for their own back.
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 03/06/2025
They "suspect" it was never used 👀
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 22/05/2025
Java is clunky, overly opaque, and should have been stopped on new projects 20 years ago ... which tells you all you need to know about Gen X coders 🙂
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 19/05/2025
Errrm .... #eurovision
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
The BSL during Finland was sensational #Eurovision
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 15/05/2025
Australia out?!? I am shook! #Eurovision
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 14/05/2025
And that's just before breakfast...
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 13/05/2025
Belgium out! Big shocker! #Eurovision
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 13/05/2025
Well, I think Estonia is in trouble. Should have been a straightforward qualifier but that was an underwhelming performance. #Eurovision
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 09/05/2025
@mrjamesob.bsky.social This is a story about another tree made famous by a photographer, and cut down - actually on the same date as the Sycamore Gap tree. youtu.be/ESyJop31cmY?...
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The Broccoli Tree: A Parable
YouTube video by vlogbrothers
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 23/04/2025
Dear Web Developers ... Please stop preventing me from "pasting" username and passwords into your login forms. Password managers stop being a good option, and it makes the passwords we use less complex, therefore less secure. You're literally defeating the whole purpose of strong passwords. #webdev
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Hammock hugs are the best hugs.
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 18/02/2025
HOW? How is this "£25.99 a month" when you won't even be paying that price for more than one month? Surely you can't claim that? @ofcom.bsky.social?
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 04/02/2025
A microcosm of 2025.
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 28/01/2025
6. Definitely 6.
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 24/01/2025
"I can't wait for you to find out where Charlotte is from!" - Claudia Give her the BAFTA right now! #TheTraitors
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Keir Starmer: "I got a letter this week from a Tory voter in a Labour seat... Liz Truss. It wasn't written in green ink but it might as well have been. She was complaining that saying she crashed the economy was damaging her reputation. It was crashing the economy that damaged her reputation."
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 15/01/2025
Also it shows that Labour desperately need a strategy for targeting young men in particular, before Reform scoop them all up with their rhetoric. Signals need to be sent that they're welcome in society ... like, seriously!!
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 13/01/2025
When you don't know what AI is, but you think you do, this is the kind of analysis you get. 🙄
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 08/01/2025
Proof that all Musk is annoyed about is a woman who is exceptionally good at what they do.
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 07/01/2025
NEW VIDEO: The Power of Thank You when someone says No youtu.be/Ot1B-57eNUI #education #rejection #relationships
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 22/11/2024
Oh you can use your own domain. Cool!
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 22/11/2024
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Andy Hartley @andyhartley.uk · 17/11/2024
Well, this is nice. Can we make everything 2007 again?
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