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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden

@andyferris.bsky.social
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He/Him - Gen X - Taller than VGH

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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ah yes municipal parties are 100% ideologically consistant if you're a moron.
Robotman (faking) going mental because there's a slight bit of difference in candidate viewpoints.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is babby brain thinking as lots of folks like gas lobbyists and the VPD are making bank of ABC. But sure take shots at One City that consist of pure grade copium.
A picture of someone tweeting that One City is associated with certain folks from their COPEy glass house. Someone else is showing they’re not much of a municipal politics analyst.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
The Poster for Batman Returns (1992) with in-character portraits of Keaton, DeVito, and Pfeiffer.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Here I think he is as the campaign manger to recall Bowinn Ma talking to RN about it.
A screen shot of Rebel News interview with Daniel Thiele about recalling a popular North VAN MLA as the campaign manager.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Did that politcal compass thingy. britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...
Test results saying my closets match is Zohran Mamdani
78% Woke - 22% Chud
50% Techbro - 50% Neo-Luddite
58% Hopepilled - 42% Doomer
81% Davos - 19% Dubai
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A reminder that getting older doesn't always mean getting wiser.
Gordon Price forgetting that being an ally means supporting other margininalized groups now that gay men are doing much better. The quote essentially boils down to I've got mine, sod off.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Oh and this has been my life for since Monday morning. An ancient steam valve gave up the ghost.
A nagios graph showing termperature variations over a week in a data centre. Steam supply was lost meaning temperature could not be held around 67F. It's bad if things get too hot but also if they get too cold.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Yay it’s here!
The Criterion edition of Body Heat (1981).
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This is how much the DC in Nanaimo is going to use (not much and not the biggest commercial/industrial user) so heck of a job BC Greens.
Text: Nanaimo said the centre ­represents about one per cent of the city’s commercial and ­industrial water consumption or 0.19 per cent of the city’s total daily water use.

I wouldn't be scapegoating the DC in this situtuation.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Boomer citing Sam Cooper (lol) to discredit someone who isn’t TEAM. Perfection of a dumb sort and MH endorsing William is completely in line with reality unlike RR
Robert Renger, who is one of the failed olds who can’t be blamed for the current state of Vancouver, criticizes a good endorsement of William Azaroff. That this is 100 percent reasonable makes it even funnier.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Sanjuro (1962)
A Japanese poster for the Akita Kurosawa film Sanjuro starring Toshiro Mifune.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I’m all for bird’s nests BUT…. someone needs to talk to these birds about locations.
A bird’s nest built into the sign of Juke Fried Chicken!
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The day after nine hours of overtime means it’s time for ice cream.
A double scoop in a cup consisting of Tahitian Vanilla and Strawberry in a cup from Earnest’s Ice Cream on Quebec street in Vancouver.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
A heron on the Coal harbour seawall.
A heron standing on a log on the Coal harbour seawall.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Just a couple examples...
Racist paternalism.Hardwick's usual brand of non-innovative thinking. And the 2nd, comment's "This is one of the reasons I was not im favour of the Charter of Rights" is soo Boomer
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The two astronauts meme about racsim in Facebook's VanPoli group moderated by a certan robotman.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Here's what I wrote:
Hello,

I am writing to add my voice to those calling for protective bollards along the west side of Hornby street downtown. Today marks another serious crash into a building at Hornby and Nelson. We almost lost another infant:

"Amar Alkhlil told CTV News he was standing outside his barbershop after finishing a client’s haircut when the crash happened.

He says the SUV was rear-ended at the intersection and narrowly missed a mother walking with her baby as it drove into the storefront."

We can do better and make it safer for everyone. It's fully a basic civic expectation that cars won't fly across the sidewalk into buildings. If you are against this then please reply back telling me exactly how many infants have to die before you will do something?

thank you,
Andrew Ferris
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Okay this might be funny. translate.kagi.com?from=en&to=d....
"Vancouver landlords are greedy and Ken Sim used fake news about Sean Orr." translated into someone's voice.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Love the new Fortnite banana skin.
A Fortnite skin that almost looks like a shiny Azumaril from Pokemon Go. Some sarcasm employed.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Looks like it’s suspended now
A picture of the vanshittytv x account show it is suspended
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Dry January is going well now that I’m inside from any possible rain.
A picture of a Guinness at the Irish Heather in Vancouver.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Dat glow.
A shot of the local peaks known as the Lions in golden hour light.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I just asked for a stylized map of western Canada with major cities and got this:
A "map" western Canada done by an AI. It's hilariously bad, Manitoba appears to be in the Atlantic ocean and Vancouver is in northern Alberta.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Decided to catch some of the last day time sunlight we may get by a quick walk along the seawall which is chewed up a bit.
The Stanley Park seawall with seaweed and sand from the beach below. This is just past the Second beach pool. A close of up of seaweed and sand driven up onto the seawall path by recent storms.A tree on the south entrance to the park with its central trunk broken due to the storm.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Cheap rails get a blood sacrifice.
A picture of a bandage on my pointer (1st) finger after getting a lateral slice across the fingerprint side. Cheap rails for servers will do this to you.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The only good traffic jam.
A row of seabirbs swimming by Stanley Park in Vancouver.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
This one udderly destroyed me
A picture of the Pokemon Miltank from Pokemon Go.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Nothing like a spontaneous walk around Stanley Park.
A tree looking very green before Second beach at Stanley Park. The underside of the Lions Gate Bridge from below on the south side. The Vancouver Rowing Club.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Oh fine here you go.
My best movies of the 21st century so far

Infernal Affairs
In the Mood for Love
Mad Max: Fury Road
RRR
Children of Men
Dredd
Moonrise Kingdon
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Zoolander
Spirited Away
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
In personal news… I’m sooo far away from inbox 0 😎
I have 100,001 unread Gmails.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Here’s my… reconfigured legs as I had two operations in two days 2 years ago.
An Xray of my right heel showing the screws in my heel bone. An X-ray of my left ankle showing quite a lot of screws and plates.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
ReTIRED planner brain 13(!) units must saved:
A retired planner crying that 13 units could be displaced by something that would house many more people. This is the level of intelligence of most Broadway Plan opponents.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
I’d be remiss in not acknowledging the great victory Mightily Poseidon, Lord of the Seas, granted us yesterday in the War on Rockstackers, the misguided fools that they are.
A photo of the seawall just before the Inukshuk on the north side where Rockstackers do their evil deeds stripped clean of their befoul-ment.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Howdy neighbour!
A heron in a tree in the West End.
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Spooky Velvet Prison Warden @andyferris.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Older today. Had a nice bike ride and then walk. Here’s a couple of sunset pictures from earlier.
Sunset in Vancouver from the Second Beach Pool.Sunset in Vancouver from Second Beach.
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