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I have been recommending a buddy at my job for months now. They started a new girl yesterday. Only person they interviewed. Red flags all over the place with her but they hired her. She left before lunch today and I doubt we will see her again. My guy would be awesome. But they hate ME so…. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Checking out the hipster salon that was recommended & their website has no hours, no prices, no way to book, just a number for me to text 🤷🏻‍♂️

Confused White Cat Asks Why

ALT: Confused White Cat Asks Why

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Txtng w/ fave ex #1 & #2 about Madonna, the greatest living performance artist of our time. Glad all my dudes have impeccable taste like Daddy Andy. I like to think I had an influence on them both. #madonna #music #erotica #confessions2

Customers always trying to be slick. Had a guest order barstools. She was trying keep it cheap. Delivery + assembly is pricey but worth it. She chose in store pickup. Lost her mind they weren’t assembled. Ma’am? You paid to pick them up. Delivery includes assembly. Pick up does not. You knew.

Corl Horl: Silly Silly Person

ALT: Corl Horl: Silly Silly Person

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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I’m gonna have a one on one with the bitch manager before she goes on maternity leave. IDGAF you’re expecting. You treat me like shit I’m gonna retaliate. And with HR too. Been doing this longer than most of these cunts have been alive. And you wanna read me the riot act? No ma’am. We gonna tussle.

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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Ever sent a text so good you had to copy paste it to a few other people?

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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Bout to get into it at work with these assholes. Don’t fuck w/ my money, ladies. You have no idea how intense Andy can get about this stuff. When your actions take $$ out of my pocket you can bet your ass I’m gonna grill you to death on the issue. I’ve been doing this since before y’all were born.

Friendly chomps you in response 😘

Had an error on one of my sales orders. The “mistake” came to light 10 days ago & I’m STILL writing emails about WHY it happened & HOW it happened. These people are crooks & they divert attention away from that fact by having ALL management engaged in a game of GOTCHA! every day with everyone.

Fuck This Place Franky Doyle

ALT: Fuck This Place Franky Doyle

My late-in-life curls are popping at the moment. Torn about getting a refresh or letting it grow a wee bit longer. My last cut was way too short and I felt traumatized. So I feel like the longer it is the less likely I’ll feel like I’ve been buzzed.

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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Been a minute since you seen ya boy, yeah? Let’s fix that shit right now. This is my Friday fyi ✌🏼

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Potential employers want you to complete additional surveys in 48-72 hours then make you go through 4 interviews with no timeframe for how long the process will be. Their time is important. Mine is not. ABOLISH HR & JAIL TIME FOR HR PROFESSIONALS!

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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Sorry. Madonna’s Confessions 2 is gonna be my entire personality for the foreseeable future.

Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Madonna: Hang Up

ALT: Madonna: Hang Up

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What the hell??? Play that shit now for her!

Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Saturday morning we have an hour long meeting before the day starts. Basically it’s an hour of being berated for any and everything. Incredible way to start the weekend.

Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

New Madonna has me missing mom. Singing harmonies with her in the car while listening to Borderline is one of my favorite memories of her from my teens. My fairly conservative Mom never discouraged me from enjoying M and for that I’ll always be grateful.

Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Spent 3 hours with a couple yesterday that only bought two end tables but they had me write up another bigger ticket with quite a few items. Came back today & spent 2 hours going over their order with a fine toothed comb. They nickel & dime’d me to death but I still closed the deal. 😮‍💨

Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Been biting my tongue a lot lately. But my face is a sellout. I couldn’t stifle a stank face if my life depended on it.

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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Be nice 2 retail people. You’re so ready 2 be a snob & they’re just doing their job. There are expectations. Being a dick to me is unnecessary & it makes my job harder. You could be pleasant & I’d leave you alone. Lemme say what I’m contractually bound to say. I’m being watched, video’d & recorded.

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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Time wasters. I’m getting better at spotting them. Some people are literally just trying to fill the hours. They’re bored. They’re sad. They’re lonely. My bèbès, my time is precious and expensive. Shit or get off the pot.

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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I hate people. Poor planning and ignorance across the board for most of my customers. Expecting special treatment. Thinking their “emergency” is my problem.

Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Scary Movie

ALT: Scary Movie

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Another hater. Hilarious when you realize I’ve barely posted in over a month but hate has no time limits.

Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I’m not but I’ll message you about it later. Hugs.

Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

At least once a day a customer shows me an AI generated image of how they want to decorate their space and 100% of the time the items they seek are pure fantasy. Do not exist in any timeline. Or the pieces are only gonna be available if custom made. This ai dependency brainrot is something else.

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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Customer of mine cancelled a 12K order bc someone else could get the stuff delivered sooner. Fuck. That.

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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

20somethings be like “hey” and then crickets for 3.5 months at which point they be like “hey 😈”

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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Can you imagine? Maybe it’ll be a hit and we’ll have an opportunity to.

Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Gotta be on some haters list of accounts to avoid bc there’s no reason for the amount of blocks I’m getting right now lol

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a woman says i love mess while talking to another woman

ALT: a woman says i love mess while talking to another woman

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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Got caught looking at your pics by a coworker and I said “oh that’s my old college buddy DW. He’s a fitness trainer now.” 🙈 🤣

Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

A literal fetus 😭❤️

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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Why are some of you bulking while others are cutting? I thought this was a seasonal/time of the year thing? Yes? No? What is going on? Daddy is bumfuzzled! #gymsky

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an older man in a blue jacket is making a funny face .

ALT: an older man in a blue jacket is making a funny face .

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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Congratulations! That’s a major achievement and one you should be proud of. I just celebrated 2 months myself. Feels good yeah? (And that’s a precious bèbè sitting in your lap) ✌🏼

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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

had a dream I quit my job & did exactly the same thing 🤣