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Andy

@andyfeelsu.bsky.social
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I’m an empty headed narcissist 🇵🇷 a tomcat drunk on the sun that’s cooking his fur I’m posting positive vibes, music, film nerd stuff, bookworm tings, foodie type musings, And gym stuff

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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My job is killing me. But in different ways than it was previously. Not sure if it’s an improvement or a worsening of everything.
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I have been recommending a buddy at my job for months now. They started a new girl yesterday. Only person they interviewed. Red flags all over the place with her but they hired her. She left before lunch today and I doubt we will see her again. My guy would be awesome. But they hate ME so…. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Checking out the hipster salon that was recommended & their website has no hours, no prices, no way to book, just a number for me to text 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Confused White Cat Asks Why
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Txtng w/ fave ex #1 & #2 about Madonna, the greatest living performance artist of our time. Glad all my dudes have impeccable taste like Daddy Andy. I like to think I had an influence on them both. #madonna #music #erotica #confessions2
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Customers always trying to be slick. Had a guest order barstools. She was trying keep it cheap. Delivery + assembly is pricey but worth it. She chose in store pickup. Lost her mind they weren’t assembled. Ma’am? You paid to pick them up. Delivery includes assembly. Pick up does not. You knew.
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Corl Horl: Silly Silly Person
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’m gonna have a one on one with the bitch manager before she goes on maternity leave. IDGAF you’re expecting. You treat me like shit I’m gonna retaliate. And with HR too. Been doing this longer than most of these cunts have been alive. And you wanna read me the riot act? No ma’am. We gonna tussle.
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ever sent a text so good you had to copy paste it to a few other people?
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Bout to get into it at work with these assholes. Don’t fuck w/ my money, ladies. You have no idea how intense Andy can get about this stuff. When your actions take $$ out of my pocket you can bet your ass I’m gonna grill you to death on the issue. I’ve been doing this since before y’all were born.
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Had an error on one of my sales orders. The “mistake” came to light 10 days ago & I’m STILL writing emails about WHY it happened & HOW it happened. These people are crooks & they divert attention away from that fact by having ALL management engaged in a game of GOTCHA! every day with everyone.
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Fuck This Place Franky Doyle
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Been a minute since you seen ya boy, yeah? Let’s fix that shit right now. This is my Friday fyi ✌🏼
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Potential employers want you to complete additional surveys in 48-72 hours then make you go through 4 interviews with no timeframe for how long the process will be. Their time is important. Mine is not. ABOLISH HR & JAIL TIME FOR HR PROFESSIONALS!
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sorry. Madonna’s Confessions 2 is gonna be my entire personality for the foreseeable future.
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Madonna: Hang Up
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Then I see Mark Kamins He’s a DJ He’s a DJ HIDE THE Cocaine!
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Madonna Laughing in Cowboy Hat (Music Video)
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Saturday morning we have an hour long meeting before the day starts. Basically it’s an hour of being berated for any and everything. Incredible way to start the weekend.
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
New Madonna has me missing mom. Singing harmonies with her in the car while listening to Borderline is one of my favorite memories of her from my teens. My fairly conservative Mom never discouraged me from enjoying M and for that I’ll always be grateful.
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
When we needed her the most she came through. What a joy this record is. Thank you, Mother 🙏 #madonna #confessions2
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CONFESSIONS II - Album by Madonna | Spotify
Madonna · album · 2026 · 16 songs
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Spent 3 hours with a couple yesterday that only bought two end tables but they had me write up another bigger ticket with quite a few items. Came back today & spent 2 hours going over their order with a fine toothed comb. They nickel & dime’d me to death but I still closed the deal. 😮‍💨
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Been biting my tongue a lot lately. But my face is a sellout. I couldn’t stifle a stank face if my life depended on it.
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I hate people. Poor planning and ignorance across the board for most of my customers. Expecting special treatment. Thinking their “emergency” is my problem.
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Scary Movie
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Release her!
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Another hater. Hilarious when you realize I’ve barely posted in over a month but hate has no time limits.
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
At least once a day a customer shows me an AI generated image of how they want to decorate their space and 100% of the time the items they seek are pure fantasy. Do not exist in any timeline. Or the pieces are only gonna be available if custom made. This ai dependency brainrot is something else.
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Customer of mine cancelled a 12K order bc someone else could get the stuff delivered sooner. Fuck. That.
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Still alive. Struggling.
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
20somethings be like “hey” and then crickets for 3.5 months at which point they be like “hey 😈”
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Gotta be on some haters list of accounts to avoid bc there’s no reason for the amount of blocks I’m getting right now lol
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a woman says i love mess while talking to another woman
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Getting my beard done after work then seeing my plug then on to the gym & then I’m off tomorrow. 🥳 🙌🏻
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a man wearing glasses is smiling and the words yeah baby are behind him
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Gasp! Did not know this was happening. Heads up, #Fannibals!
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Silence of the Lambs stage play announces its Hannibal Lecter
Ewe wouldn’t want to miss this!
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Why are some of you bulking while others are cutting? I thought this was a seasonal/time of the year thing? Yes? No? What is going on? Daddy is bumfuzzled! #gymsky
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
had a dream I quit my job & did exactly the same thing 🤣
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Three blocks in less than 24 hours? Daddy is pissin’ em off left & right this week 🤣
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I’ve been breaking in our training room for peace & quiet. Director of Stores office is right beside & I can always hear him on the phone. The amount of time he spends micromanaging and/or gossiping about low level employees is insane for his position. Did I mention I hate it here? Toxic af.
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a cartoon of a baby laying on the floor with the words " i hate it here " below him
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Oh, I see. It’s asshole night at the gym. Gonna work out anyway bc this is the only time and place I run into these folks (got em blocked on the apps) but like why so many tonight? Also, too many youths up in here. Yes, I’m a hater. 😒 #gymsky
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Got a call scheduled for Wednesday morning before work to discuss the new job offer. Feels like things are lining up once again for Old Andy. 😉
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Was just now aggressively cleaning my glass electric kettle and broke it 😭
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a cartoon character with the words stupid stupid stupid in yellow letters
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Back home after an excellent gym sesh. Just had a Big Salad for lunch (made by moi) and now preparing to rewatch Murder On The Orient Express (‘17, Kenneth Branagh). Trying to distract myself from worrying about this job offer that still seems to be up in the air. 😒 #fitsky #filmsky #agathachristie
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a man is laying on a bed with a tray of food
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Haters gonna hate & miss out on all my handsomeness. RIP, sublotus.
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Home from my long day at work followed by the gym. Settling in to rewatch Possession (‘81, Andrzej Żuławski) since we are all wondering about that upcoming remake. I personally think Qualley can pull it off, but we’ll have to wait and see. Until then… #nowwatching #filmsky #horrorsky #possession
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a woman in a blue shirt with the word possession on the bottom right
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
After work gym sesh. My beard is a hot mess 🤦🏻‍♂️ #gymsky #fitsky #beardsky
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This is definitely gonna happen to several mangers working for the company I work for lol
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Oh! It’s been two months and five days since my last drink of alcohol. Life still stinks but I’m feeling better about it. Proud of myself right now. #sobersky
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Supposed to be using walkies at work now. I just be walking around with mine OFF all day. 😏
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a man talking on a cell phone with the word psst written above him
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Another hater. RIP, sadiewasthere. Enjoy your no-fun, no sexy-Andy TL.
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This made me think of the hotdogs in Weapons 🌭
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
After my bosses mini meltdown on me and my constructive criticism of him in response I’ve seen a marked improvement in how he helps manage our sales process (and it’s actually helping 😱) ! Clearly I’m a boss and ready to BE the boss again. 💅
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Good Saturday morning to you all. Do the Charleston!
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I’ve been very worked up all day. Work stuff, coworker stuff, potential new job stuff. But I took a break, went on a short walk, called my bestie, did some deep breathing and stretching and I think I’m going to be alright. 👍
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a man in a green shirt is smiling and says " boy who is going to be okay "
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Older lady coworker needs to step off. Just bc you helped my guest previously does NOT entitle you to half of my commission. Especially when guest was difficult af & consumed 2.5 hours of my day. No ma’am. We will tussle if it comes down to it. Don’t fuck with my money, mama.
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a woman drinking a cup of coffee with the words " don t pick a fight with me "
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Coworker told me I have the opposite of Resting Bitch Face. I said oh yeah? We decided I’ve got Active Reaction Face and I immediately realized I’m her at work ⬇️ 🤣
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Andy @andyfeelsu.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
So. The offer was considerably lower than we had discussed. I called them on it immediately and stated what $$ HAD been discussed and that their offer was unacceptable. So we are negotiating. Hopefully we can wrap this up one way or the other tomorrow. I’m so tired, yall. 😪
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a cartoon of a monster wearing sunglasses that says `` that wasn 't very cash money of you '' .
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