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Andy Dandy Shitpost

@andydrewme.bsky.social
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Owl city was right, I cannot believe this shit.

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Andy Dandy Shitpost @andydrewme.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
So Disney wants Ratatouille 2, but no animators to make it. Got it.
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Andy Dandy Shitpost @andydrewme.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Thoughts and prayers to all the male sex workers in the DC area, whose wallets are a little lighter this morning. They are god’s bravest soldiers 🐞
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Andy Dandy Shitpost @andydrewme.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He went to visit Mitch McConnell in the Shadow Realm
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Andy Dandy Shitpost @andydrewme.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
What does this keep happening?? 💔
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Andy Dandy Shitpost @andydrewme.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Calling Netflix’s bluff, b/c if you could afford to (try to) buy HBO for $82.7 billion. Then you could very clearly afford to print physical media of the shows and films that helped to line your wallet to every creative team’s expense @netflix.com
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Andy Dandy Shitpost @andydrewme.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
They’re changing the name to PMO Max. B/c this shit is Pissing Me Off to the Max.
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Andy Dandy Shitpost @andydrewme.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Gwen Stefani is like the avatar of cultural appropriations. She’s the master of bending her own caucasity.
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Jason Kander @jasonkander.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Best case: The President of the United States knew about a pedophilia ring and did nothing to stop it. Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators. Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
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Andy Dandy Shitpost @andydrewme.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Cynthia don’t play about Ari
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Andy Dandy Shitpost @andydrewme.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Damn. Those thoughts and prayers didn’t work, huh?
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Andy Dandy Shitpost @andydrewme.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
We won 🥹
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
when people ask me what’s wrong:
Trixie Mattel saying “I live in the United States, and…”
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares
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Andy Dandy Shitpost @andydrewme.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
This 4th of July sucks so bad 💔
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
An estimated $50 billion is stolen from American workers every year by corporate bosses.
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Sven-Erik Volberg @volberg.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Meme in real life
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Andy Dandy Shitpost @andydrewme.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
“Nosferatu (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)” by Robin Carolan. Limited Art Edition on these ‘Blue Incantation’ Edition Vinyl pressings from the Sacred Bones bandcamp (1/1000). You can check out the rest of my vinyl collection on insta: @andydrewme
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Andy Dandy Shitpost @andydrewme.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Ozempic got her ass 😭
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Andy Dandy Shitpost @andydrewme.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Being gay and broke is expensive 😩
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Andy Dandy Shitpost @andydrewme.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The bat signal for Charli xcx when a club needs bangers
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Andy Dandy Shitpost @andydrewme.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
“bury me at make out creek” by Mitski. 10 Year Anniversary Vinyl Edition pressing from Vertigo Vinyl (1/5000). You can check out the rest of my vinyl collection on insta: @andydrewme
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Andy Dandy Shitpost @andydrewme.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
“Two Star & The Dream Police” by Mk.gee. Vinyl pressing from Urban Outfitters (1/1000). You can check out the rest of my vinyl collection on insta: @andydrewme
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Andy Dandy Shitpost @andydrewme.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Waiting for my husband to return from the war (the funniest gays on twitter to migrate on bluesky)
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Andy Dandy Shitpost @andydrewme.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Diva down!
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Andy Dandy Shitpost @andydrewme.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The worm in RFK jr’s brain:
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Nathan @nathanhatcher.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
the substance
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Andy Dandy Shitpost @andydrewme.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Doomscrolling on a new social media app, instead of honing a new skill on my only day off this week.
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