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Andy Cutler

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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Little PS Portal update…seems it was my PS5 that was the problem. Where it was situated, the WiFi has terrible (~15mbps). I got a booster (which I should have done ages ago anyway), hardwired the ps5 in and now around 140-150mbps. Portal works flawlessly now
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I never underestimate a tip run 🤣
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ha no such luck for me, just spent the last 3 hours filling a skip and a quick cup of tea before more klingstrip on the stairs
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh man sorry to hear…hopefully Bean is full of beans now!
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Robert De Niro Points at You
ALT: Robert De Niro Points at You
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tell me about it! Couldn’t believe it…
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Groggy but back from the vet and on the mend
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
thanks mate he’s back now
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I suspect this is my sleeping position tonight
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He is subdued and mostly settled so I guess I wait for tomorrow
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Consulted online vet through insurance app… “if he appears subdued and mostly settled then you can wait until tomorrow”
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Currently monitoring poor dog… obvious discomfort in his left ear…suspect a grass seed. Vets open at 8am…
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like the painting part, it’s like it’s the “constructive“ part of the process, the stripping part can get in the bin 🤣
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh yes…got through tubs of the stuff. I should have bought shares…
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like that I’m a Watford supporter hence don’t have to pay much attention to the PL
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In Star Trek TNG there’s an episode where loads of enterprise d’s appear from parallel universes, there’s one ship that’s all fucked up and smashed and exploding and that versions Riker is screaming “we won’t go back!!” and I feel like that’s our universe
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Yes, Pedro Pascal as Joel Miller in The Last Of Us
ALT: Yes, Pedro Pascal as Joel Miller in The Last Of Us
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ll have to consult with my private ontologist
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well that sounds confusing…
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also, why be an MVP anymore when you can just watch all the latest updates come in posted by MVPs 🤣. Keep it up everyone! I’m learning a lot
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would have liked to be at #FabCon this year, not so much the tech but just to catch up with folk. But things change, as do priorities. I spent tonight with a hot air gun scraping paint from stairs….
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I remember my dad bringing a US street fighter 2 home with him on one of his business trips, due to the exchange rate at the time which massively favoured the uk, it worked out at about £30
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Argos catalogue spring ‘93… Street Fighter 2 for £65 😳
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Then a decade ago I put a list together of all the games I “owned” and have been steadily buying them
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh yes! I never owned more than 2 games at any one time…used to take my latest game into town and swap with paper round money for another 2nd hand, did that between 90 and 96 and I reckon I just have played a couple of hundred games
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The stickers are not important…that you are a wonderful positive person in the community is.
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chatting to a mate about his lad saving up £100 over the last few months to buy FC27 (I think it’s a football game…) and thinking “that’s insane!” and then remembering the cost of games in the early 90s… £50 for NES Gremlins 2… that’s £115 in today’s money 😳
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can’t remember the last time I thought a game was a masterpiece…probably the original Final Fantasy VII (Yeah VI story is also really good). This remake/rebirth is outstanding #FinalFantasy
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yup, I’ve tried the different res settings and it just makes its mind up how good it is. Frustrating
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And yes those are Chocobo’s butts…my daughters love chocobos
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wanted to love the PS Portal I really did…but my word the laaaaaaaaaaaaag is horrendous on an internal WiFi setup that gets about 500mbs…
Final Fantasy Rebirth on PS Portal
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh for goodness sakes…now I’m playing a game within a game…it’s so good… #finalfantasy
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just want redeem some Azure credits and the dashboard keeps crashing
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Microsoft’s Partner website continues to be an awful experience
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Turns out you might only be able to turn it up to 7 rather than 11 😬
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And we’ve all got dedicated Microsoft account managers who will share all their secrets with the simplest of emails
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Someone on LI is telling me that “any good MS partner or architect would be using AI to scrape social media posts to understand azure capacity” and I just can’t event comprehend that stance
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The number of apologists in this thread is insane… It’s simple, don’t market your product as limitless when there are clear limits (yes I was in the Synapse Analytics trenches). Be clear about your ability to provide your services and people will understand. Limit at creation time and people won’t…
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Surely there’s a or will be a “dark ai” like the dark web? Where model usage is unrestricted… www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Anthropic blocks 'malicious use' of AI that could develop biological weapons
The revelations in Anthropic's threat intelligence report come after a former top researcher at the company warned of the risks of AI to humanity.
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Damn linkedin because I didn’t see your post but yeah had issues last year in Europe. still happening?! Wtf
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We’ve got a larger spider in the lounge that even the dog looks at like “what the eff?!”
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Check those corners!!
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Aliens Vasquez: Space Marine Ready for Action
ALT: Aliens Vasquez: Space Marine Ready for Action
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I guess so, but in order to conform to that minimum standard bar you have to buy into DAMA…and I just wonder if all that time to go through it (even being certified) is ultimately worth it. I remember a job a few years ago banging on about it but once they realised the overheads…
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’ve never used DAMA-DMBOK in any data projects, and after 25 years in data not sure I’m ever going to. The principles just seem to be “common concepts” in data anyway, what makes DAMA special? i find myself once again looking through materials and thinking “ok…so?” dama.org/dmbok2r-info...
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DAMA-DMBOK®
Home » DAMA-DMBOK® You may reference DAMA-DMBOK concepts, frameworks, and terminology in consulting work and client presentations with proper attribution. .dama-list { list-style: none; margin: 0; pad...
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Another print ready to go up. This is from the fantastic Nick Purser nickpurseroriginals.com
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’ll be buying a physical copy on release 👍
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
After a quick detour to watch Watford draw with West Ham…the picture is up alongside the new version for the switch #Nintendo #Virtualboy
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Another print framed and ready to go up #nintendo
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I like THE consistency in the CAPITILISATION
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