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Andy Cutler

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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In Star Trek TNG there’s an episode where loads of enterprise d’s appear from parallel universes, there’s one ship that’s all fucked up and smashed and exploding and that versions Riker is screaming “we won’t go back!!” and I feel like that’s our universe
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also, why be an MVP anymore when you can just watch all the latest updates come in posted by MVPs 🤣. Keep it up everyone! I’m learning a lot
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would have liked to be at #FabCon this year, not so much the tech but just to catch up with folk. But things change, as do priorities. I spent tonight with a hot air gun scraping paint from stairs….
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Argos catalogue spring ‘93… Street Fighter 2 for £65 😳
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chatting to a mate about his lad saving up £100 over the last few months to buy FC27 (I think it’s a football game…) and thinking “that’s insane!” and then remembering the cost of games in the early 90s… £50 for NES Gremlins 2… that’s £115 in today’s money 😳
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can’t remember the last time I thought a game was a masterpiece…probably the original Final Fantasy VII (Yeah VI story is also really good). This remake/rebirth is outstanding #FinalFantasy
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wanted to love the PS Portal I really did…but my word the laaaaaaaaaaaaag is horrendous on an internal WiFi setup that gets about 500mbs…
Final Fantasy Rebirth on PS Portal
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh for goodness sakes…now I’m playing a game within a game…it’s so good… #finalfantasy
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Microsoft’s Partner website continues to be an awful experience
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The number of apologists in this thread is insane… It’s simple, don’t market your product as limitless when there are clear limits (yes I was in the Synapse Analytics trenches). Be clear about your ability to provide your services and people will understand. Limit at creation time and people won’t…
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Surely there’s a or will be a “dark ai” like the dark web? Where model usage is unrestricted… www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Anthropic blocks 'malicious use' of AI that could develop biological weapons
The revelations in Anthropic's threat intelligence report come after a former top researcher at the company warned of the risks of AI to humanity.
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’ve never used DAMA-DMBOK in any data projects, and after 25 years in data not sure I’m ever going to. The principles just seem to be “common concepts” in data anyway, what makes DAMA special? i find myself once again looking through materials and thinking “ok…so?” dama.org/dmbok2r-info...
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DAMA-DMBOK®
Home » DAMA-DMBOK® You may reference DAMA-DMBOK concepts, frameworks, and terminology in consulting work and client presentations with proper attribution. .dama-list { list-style: none; margin: 0; pad...
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Another print ready to go up. This is from the fantastic Nick Purser nickpurseroriginals.com
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
After a quick detour to watch Watford draw with West Ham…the picture is up alongside the new version for the switch #Nintendo #Virtualboy
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Another print framed and ready to go up #nintendo
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I feel unclean…off for a shower to scrub myself with bleach
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
John Cleese was…36 years old in Fawlty Towers?!! What the actual hell…
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Opening up that sweet sweet Pearson Vue royalty statement
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Box Open Box
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
lnkd.in/p/eJ26qdwF from @brento.bsky.social I have some thoughts which I commented on the LI post
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#sqlserver #sql #dba #database #azure #microsoft #tips #brentozar #pollgab #computerscience #computerconsulting #database #databaseadministrator #careergoals | Brent Ozar
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s me quoting my own me things
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
When you come off the flumes a little too vigorously
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“AI-horning” www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Dickovers, baggravation and botiquette: 18 new words to describe our tech hellscape
There are many tech irritants that are a scourge of modern life, yet we have lacked the vocabulary to describe them ... until now
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I was explaining to my kids how certain effects were used in films where the action is performed in reverse then the film is reversed (eg facehugger in Aliens on ripleys face). We did a practical with a crocodile where we dragged it backwards… I should have been a filmmaker
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A great user group to speak at, I really enjoyed speaking there earlier this year. Get involved if you’re a speaker!
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
An update...the steering wheel is beyond useless ☹️ Cannot slipstream and then whip the car round, no nuance to the control, power sliding is more luck than skill…
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
There’s a little arcade in the French resort we’re in…”hmm that doesn’t look like Need For Speed”…. Suffice to say I’m in heaven #sega #outrun
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Is there a reason that open mirroring in Fabric isn’t being shouted from the rooftops? Free ingestion and the power to do it any way you want? Are there folk out their championing open mirroring?
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Not sure about Count Binface but Baron Von Thunderclap (The Official Monster Raving Loony Party) sounds like the candidate that will bring real political change
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There’s a little tourist roadtrain that goes past our holiday cottage and everytime we’re sat outside and it goes past we wave. And in my head I sing “Give it a wave! Give it a wave! Give it a wave now!” to the Chilli Peppers tune…
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Rain! Glorious rain!!
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
“Civil and positive” this new CEO has used social media before, right?
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Justin Bird 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @justinjbird.com · 03/08/2026
@andycutler.bsky.social and I have set a date for Retro Data Beta and the call for speakers is open and receiving submissions! You have 10 days left to submit your talks from the dull edge of data, analytics and the Microsoft data platform! sessionize.com/retro-data-2/
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Retro Data: Call for Speakers
Retro Data is brought to you by Andy Cutler and Justin Bird. As organisers, it's become increasingly apparent how quickly our industry moves from one ...
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My Saturday afternoon
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ooooooh
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
We probably should concentrate on stopping the cause of wildfires rather than ship another LLM model…
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Kids are at camp so what better time to get (another) Stomach bug…with extra spiciness as my wife also has it
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Horrified to report the NES (NTSC USA version) isn’t working…powers on but won’t read any carts. Will need to get to the cartridge slot and clean…fingers crossed.
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Gethyn Ellis @gethynellis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Most people don't have an AI problem. They have a prompting problem. I've made my Prompt Frameworks tool free because good prompts should be repeatable, not something only a few people can write. gethynellis.app/tools/prompt... #ArtificialIntelligence #PromptEngineering #MicrosoftCopilot
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AI Prompt Frameworks Workshop | Free Prompt Generator
Build production-ready AI prompts with 8 proven frameworks — RTF, BAB, CARE, CRIT, RISE, CO-STAR, RODES, APE. Free tool for ChatGPT, Copilot & Gemini.
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I REALLY love that most DIY is spent hunched over in a back-breaking position because stood up or even slightly bent over with a straight back? Nope can‘t reach down far enough…. Kneel down? Not enough leverage there…
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It’s almost end of the month…time to fire up each console and pray they all work…
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I only see 18 UK Data Platform MVPs listed on the Microsoft MVP site…seems pretty low considering there were over 30 mere months ago. Not everyone onboarded yet?
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I watched Street Fighter (yes the Van Damme one) last night, never seen it before. I’m off to see The Odyssey tonight and I sincerely hope to have a very different time
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
IYKYK… youtube.com/shorts/THEfv...
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Wow, LEGO met le paquet pour la promo du set LEGO Super Mario 72051 Donkey Kong Arcade (1367 pièces…
YouTube video by hothbricks
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
School summer holidays…the twilight zone. No taking kids to school, no picking up, no juggling around, no after school clubs…. It’s eerie
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Feels good to have organised another Retro Data event with @justinjbird.com Another year has gone by and the incessant irritating noise of AI has only increased. Call for Speakers here sessionize.com/retro-data-2/
sessionize.com
Retro Data: Call for Speakers
Retro Data is brought to you by Andy Cutler and Justin Bird. As organisers, it's become increasingly apparent how quickly our industry moves from one ...
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
From ChatGPT. I don’t know how to feel about AI quoting my blog, is this just the same as a human doing the same?
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Oh…Kevin Keegan 😟
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
“Congratulations America, you’ve ruined football”
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Jeez man make it stop…I’m just trying to have a coffee while my kid has a swimming lesson…I don’t need the news to have AI in it
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Andy Cutler @andycutler.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“The first-ever FIFA World Cup Final Halftime Show takes place on Sunday, July 19, 2026, at MetLife Stadium. Co-headed by Justin Bieber, Madonna, Shakira, and BTS, the Super Bowl-style extended break will last up to 30 minutes.”
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Clint Eastwood Crying
Alt: Clint Eastwood Crying
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