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The Grumpy Nihilist

@andycowan.bsky.social
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Fluent in sarcasm, and inconvenient truths. Occasionally funny, mostly kind, occasionally feral.

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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hello you beautiful people I’m back. I can’t be doing idling through that great sewer of human vanity and bad faith known as Twitter. It’s not dying so much as finally collapsing under the weight of its own worst instincts.
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
After an absurdly scenic seaplane ride, we arrived at LUX Maldives. Where we were greeted by the charming Gabriella, with a lemon-scented towel — the first of many unbearable luxuries. Cocktails, signatures, then our villa with flower messages, fruit, cake, and champagne. The suffering continues. 😉
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Good morning. The sun has risen over our beach villa. It’s glorious. Our first night at LUX set the tone at East Market — imagine an Asian street market floating over turquoise water, live cooking stations everywhere, food so good it should come with a warning. The suffering continues, beautifully
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Breakfast at Lux Maldives, bare feet mandatory. Sandy beach, thatched roofs, breezy perfection. Buffet so generous it’s a heroic struggle. Staff already know our names. Everything you could wish for. The suffering continues, deliciously.
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Just stumbled across this on Apple and… wow. Instantly transported me back to the early ’80s—vinyl on the hi-fi, hairspray in the air, that mix of nostalgia and drama that only that decade could pull off. It’s easy to forget just how incredible Streisand’s voice is. music.apple.com/gb/album/gui...
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Guilty (Duet With Barry Gibb) by Barbra Streisand on Apple Music
Song · 1980 · Duration 4:26
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Well, my CT angiogram yesterday evening didn’t quite go to plan — my heart refused to slow down below 60 bpm, despite heroic efforts from IV beta blockers 😅 Radiology were excellent and have rescheduled it for after I get back from the Maldives, so the sun, sand, and cocktails won for now.
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
More war crimes
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Just finished Smith’s Rewriting the First Crusade—where half the “eyewitness letters” turned out to be monks play-acting at crusading with quills. Now I’m waiting on The Third Crusade (1189–1192): New Interpretations. Curious to see what’s left once the scholars are done with the myths.
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Consequential Culture” equals Cancel Culture in a clown suit: the powerful get banquets, the powerless get cancelled, and language bends itself into Kafkaesque/Orwellian pretzels to make it all feel inevitable. Lee’s point: the rules aren’t applied equally. www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
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DOUBLETHINK DOES DOUBLETIME
STEWART LEE
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
“Went to this place and asked for fish and chips. The guy gave me a funny look and said the only sides were rice or pitta bread. I asked if he meant he’d run out of chips, and he said no, no-one had ever asked him for chips with fish before, and personally he didn’t think they’d go together.” JF
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
So Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood, has taken the position that it’s unacceptable to protest against Israel’s ongoing campaign of mass killings, not because of legality or public safety, but because such protests might ‘hurt the feelings’ of Jews living in the UK. How is it not antisemitic?
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Jane Goodall’s gone. The world has lost more than a scientist today—it lost a lens into the soul of another species. She showed us that understanding and compassion aren’t just human traits—they can be a bridge between species, a guide for how we care for the world
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Jane Goodall, world-renowned primatologist, dies aged 91
Jane Goodall Institute says ‘tireless advocate’ for natural world died in California during US speaking tour
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
This one always takes me back to the tribes I found, and lost, along the way. UK, Russia, South Africa… people I’ll probably never see again, but who shaped me all the same. youtu.be/XtRTA4u5QkU?...
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One of These Days
YouTube video by Neil Young - Topic
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
A well-executed notice at Fulham Palace
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
1936: August Landmesser refused to salute Hitler while everyone else obeyed. One man, arms crossed, defying hate. Mobs are easy. Courage is rare. Be a Landmesser, not a follower.
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Found this old photo. I’m 21, home on leave after my first year as a Cunard officer. Mum insisted on taking a photo. The result? Terrible lighting, a random straw fan stealing the spotlight—but somehow it nails the moment. First time in uniform at home, first time I really saw what it meant to her.
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Copy and paste this if you know someone, or know someone who knows someone who vaguely remembers someone touched by someone. Don’t know anyone? Heard of anyone who doesn’t know anyone who isn’t secretly someone else? Still copy this. I’m watching. I know which friends will. Spread it.
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Yes, I’ve posted this before. No, I don’t care. If cows are out there murdering more people than sharks, you deserve the reminder. Public safety announcement disguised as comedy. Also, skeleton knocking one out in a biscuit tin levels of funny.
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
“Now is the time for peace,” he says—after bombing nuclear sites and lighting the fuse. No remorse, no strategy, just ego and spectacle. We’ve learned nothing. The world drifts, leaderless, into ruin. This is how empires die—cheering their own madness.
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Only a philistine would deny the unequivocal splendor and importance of Britain's lost and living pubs.
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
The Sagan Series – End of an Era by Reid Gower This video pays homage to Carl Sagan’s timeless vision of cosmic exploration. youtu.be/3wJYpRJQVbo
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THE SAGAN SERIES - End of an Era: The Final Shuttle Launch
YouTube video by Reid Gower
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
My childhood would’ve had you asking for the manager in ten minutes
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Fuck responsibility and fuck the shopping! Let's go and have a spliff at the bottom of the garden?
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
My favourite kind of pub is the kind that it's difficult to tell which century you're in.
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Don't save the good wine for a good day. Good wine is wasted on a good day. On a good day, all wine is good wine. Bad wine is good wine. Drink the good wine on a bad day. That's what it's for…the end.
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Scarborough
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Climate change is here, now. We will be wiped off the planet simply because there are not sufficient numbers of us willing to shift our comfort zones, even among those who understand the gravity of the situation we are in. And the situation requires a collective and immediate effort.
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Trump says that Denmark has no legitimate legal claim to Greenland, despite the claim dating back to 1397. If that isn’t long enough, or if acquiring territory by force is considered illegitimate, it raises an uncomfortable questions about the entire concept of the United State?
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
One of Trumps ancestors I presume!
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Hi
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
media.tenor.com
a bald man in a floral shirt is sitting on a couch with his legs crossed .
ALT: a bald man in a floral shirt is sitting on a couch with his legs crossed .
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
The light will return.
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I had never heard of Maggie Rogers, until a short on YouTube grabbed my attention - I still don’t know anything about the artist, but this track blew me away. The lyrics are pure poetry. youtu.be/8BvRgwUisSg?...
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Maggie Rogers - Alaska
YouTube video by Maggie Rogers
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Mr. Blue Sky is inarguably one of the most instantly recognisable songs of all time. It is also probably the most upbeat song ever released. youtu.be/aQUlA8Hcv4s?...
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Electric Light Orchestra - Mr. Blue Sky (Official Video)
YouTube video by ELOVEVO
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
"I had concerns about Kimberly Gargoyle as Ambassador to Greece. I had a very stern conversation with her about the illicit drug use, pole dancing, lap-dancing, and her revealing outfits. She assured me it won't happen again, and I believe she has learned her lesson." DT
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
“I was walking along a path with two friends-the sky turned blood red –there was blood and tongues of fire above the blue-black fjord and the city – my friends walked on, and I stood there trembling with anxiety – and I sensed an infinite scream passing through nature.” vimeo.com/33976373?fbc...
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The Scream - Sebastian Cosor - Safe-Frame.com
“I was walking along a path with two friends – the sun was setting – suddenly the sky turned blood red – I paused, feeling exhausted, and…
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
@captainscratchy.bsky.social my all time favourite - we need more Cow
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Trump reiterated this morning on Meet the Press that he intends to end birthright citizenship. When told the 14th Amendment says all persons born in the US are citizens, he said, “Well, we’re going to have it changed. We have to end it.”
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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Prefab Sprout - When Love Breaks Down (Official Video)
YouTube video by PrefabSproutVEVO
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Weird Fishes for me, is song that explores the tension between surrender and survival, the pull of love and the inevitability of loss, and the possibility of finding renewal even after hitting rock bottom. youtube.com/watch?v=TNRC...
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The Grumpy Nihilist @andycowan.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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