Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Notice how the bear was careful not to bring up AI. 093
Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 13/12/2025When you're trying to spread some Christmas spirit, but you realize everybody's on edge these days. 031
Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I specialize in sophisticated, thoughtful humor. 010
Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Happy Halloween from me and this weird bear. There's a backstory to the bear's obsession with his potato, but let's not overthink it. 082
Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I sometimes forget to post to Bluesky, but today I remembered. 0132
Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025It's nice to have a distraction from the other madness. 011
Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025As a lifelong fan of the Chicago Bears, I regret that I'm compelled to post this cartoon every Super Bowl Sunday. 062
Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 07/02/2025And he insists he doesn't know anything about Bear Project 2025. 042
Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025I try to avoid fortune tellers who work in the woods ... and are named Miss Fortune. 042
Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025There's snow business like dog business. 051
Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024"Let's do this thing!" — enthusiastic do-er of things "Well, that happened." — observant guy "It is what it is." — guy everybody wants to slap 010
Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Bottom line: He can't see what he's missing. 032
Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024This cartoon is dedicated to someone I love who has to wear a cast for another six weeks. 051
Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024My cartoons and comics can get a little dark, but at their heart, they are about friendship. 041
Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024That's not quite enough Cool Whip for my leftover pumpkin pie. 020
Reposted by Captain ScratchyArchaeobears @archaeobears.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Captain Scratchy is here - one of the finest #bear cartoonists known to humankind. Just be careful around potatoes. 274
Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Many stomachs are growling as Thanksgiving approaches. 020
Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Continuing my Bluesky introduction ... For those of you unfamiliar with my cartoons and comics, I have a fondness for sharks. 011
Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024This is Kevin. He might be in your tub at this very moment. 010
Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024X is now my ex. Hello, Bluesky! Bear with me as I get started here. 072