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Captain Scratchy

@captainscratchy.bsky.social
239 followers 140 following 42 posts

Cartoonist, comic artist and humorist who specializes in animal humor and is surprisingly popular on Instagram. Sometimes collaborates with a bear named Kevin. www.instagram.com/captainscratchy www.captainscratchy.com

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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Notice how the bear was careful not to bring up AI.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Don't trust this furry little rodent.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
When you're trying to spread some Christmas spirit, but you realize everybody's on edge these days.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
What really happened.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I specialize in sophisticated, thoughtful humor.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween from me and this weird bear. There's a backstory to the bear's obsession with his potato, but let's not overthink it.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
The dog doesn't deserve this.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Happy #caturday
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I sometimes forget to post to Bluesky, but today I remembered.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
It's nice to have a distraction from the other madness.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Dolphin soon to join DOGE
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
As a lifelong fan of the Chicago Bears, I regret that I'm compelled to post this cartoon every Super Bowl Sunday.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
And he insists he doesn't know anything about Bear Project 2025.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Get in line.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Need to add a higher level.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I try to avoid fortune tellers who work in the woods ... and are named Miss Fortune.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
It was worth a try.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Even this guy knows.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Some days I feel just like this horse.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
There's snow business like dog business.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Someone's got a lot to learn.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
It was a year that felt like a decade.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
This is based on a true story.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Oops.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Two wise men ... and Todd.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
He's certainly qualified.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
"Let's do this thing!" — enthusiastic do-er of things "Well, that happened." — observant guy "It is what it is." — guy everybody wants to slap
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Bottom line: He can't see what he's missing.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
A better choice for our leader.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This cartoon is dedicated to someone I love who has to wear a cast for another six weeks.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Murder cow still at large.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
My cartoons and comics can get a little dark, but at their heart, they are about friendship.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
That's not quite enough Cool Whip for my leftover pumpkin pie.
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Archaeobears @archaeobears.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Captain Scratchy is here - one of the finest #bear cartoonists known to humankind. Just be careful around potatoes.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Many stomachs are growling as Thanksgiving approaches.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Continuing my Bluesky introduction ... For those of you unfamiliar with my cartoons and comics, I have a fondness for sharks.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This is Kevin. He might be in your tub at this very moment.
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Captain Scratchy @captainscratchy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
X is now my ex. Hello, Bluesky! Bear with me as I get started here.
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