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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

As close to Scarface as I get Also: That struggle with the fruit in my kitchen, always #booksky

Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Chopped last night's chicken nuggets, threw them on my frozen pizza. I'll keep you apprised of my level up #pizza #pizzalover

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Still thinking about this nugget of perfection

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If a character's final words were, "I never learned to like the taste of ranch," man, THAT

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Cats flinging litter everywhere like they're drawing a circle of salt. It's working, I'm not going barefoot anywhere near there. #witchsky #catsky

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Oldest pine tree, sprouted 2832BC, location secret because the Forest Service DOESN'T TRUST YOU. #treelovers

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Oh man, when you do a good book dirty stuffing it horizontally on top of all your other books... #booksky

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

27 years, still saving my Gravity's Rainbow for some other summer

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Unreleased image from Artemis II #NASA

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Captured my daily reaction to the news

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

I think about how The New Yorker approached the subject of Pablo Escobar from the pov of window repairmen... a cartel bomb in Bogota meant a brisk day for glaziers. If I can give one piece of writing advice, it's tackle the big sideways with the small -- especially when the small says it all.

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Ten years in Oregon, and I'm still surprised by the dampness of the US mail.

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Other people’s Dorito’s, man. Nacho cheese should be a private affair #unwelcomeclouds

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Man, this sculpture "Amalgam (Origin)" by Nick Cave, 2024

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Just now: A classic, perfectly executed, marching band roll-step so I can smoothly walk without spilling my overfull coffee THIS is what throws out my knee??

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Iranian artist Meysam Shalviri

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

There's a company developing a contact lens that accesses a databases of faces and floats (for your eyes only) a person's name over their heads. Suddenly, I'm awesome at parties.

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Something bearded this way comes. I mean, look at this thing! #rightoutside

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Threw the pumpkin into the compost -- and I swear the compost grunted

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Jury selection today, the defense attorney asked me, "Screenwriter? Have I seen anything?" I listed some shows, and the defendant exclaimed, "Hannibal?! Goddamn, I love Hannibal!" The attorney hissed for him to be quiet, but I pointed to the guy,"Right on, thanks!" Booted! #scriptsky #fannibals

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Man, insomnia. Just read that Marlene Dietrich would eat a sardine-and-onion sandwich on rye as her cure. The smell would knock me dead, too

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

I'd love a biopic about why, after winning 12 Grammies, Stevie Wonder said yes in 1978 to writing a double-album soundtrack to a documentary about plants.

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Fave sign from today, "I like my democracy neat, no ICE!" #NoKings

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Somebody counted the number of wikipedia articles that have been written about the element mercury vs Freddie Mercury. And I'm afraid it tallies at mercury (5112) and Freddie Mercury (4256) #sad

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Ah. It's walk-face-first-into-spider-webs season

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Can you think of any scenario that would lead to "model cheaper than CG" today?? -- and then let's make it happen #filmsky

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Fascinated with the concept of a house spider. Do you choose the spider or does the spider choose you? Do you leave the door open a little extra to draw in juicy insects? Will I hurt its feelings if I name it Shelob -- or will that go to its head?

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

I threw out my back... stepping into pajamas

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

A different take on nuclear proliferation from the pov of the physicists who built the things in the 50s. Very Frankenstein's Monster

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

When I first got on bluesky, I made a crack about how nice it'll be for zombies to discover a plastic spoons-worth of microplastics already in our brains... and a guy dm'd me to explain it's not a literal spoon. I still think about that guy. (And his brain.)

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Turned in a big outline, and I can't stop thinking about how I spelled whoa "woah" -- and now I'm convinced the whole project teeters on this one typo #scriptsky

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

The guy who invented the Pringles can had his ashes interred... in a Pringles can. But lame Orville Redenbacher was buried in a regular coffin rather than a microwave popcorn bag #facts

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Is there a word for going room to room, looking for the black reflective surface of your missing cell phone? Because that's a daily activity for me

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Me reading the news; annnd me noping the news

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Am I doing movies wrong? Should I be losing my mind over the reveal of the Annabelle popcorn bucket?

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Weird domestic chore, vacuuming the trampoline

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Nothing is more edge-of-your-seat than cracking a barely opened pistachio with your nubby fingernails. #dontsplit

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Ishiguro is at his very best when he's writing science fiction. Artificial insight, disposability and the certainty of revelation. If Taika Waititi is still adapting, I trust the guy to make this into something truly special.

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

The shmutz on my laptop screen adds interesting texture to photographs

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Best thing about being in Mexico for a week, no ads for freakin Royal Match

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

I saw lucha libre in Mexico City! A mask was ripped off mid-fight and the crowd went bonnnnnkers. I swear people were gonna rush the ring. Then the offender stuffed the guy's mask down his pants, an insult beyond insults. I mean. I guess I'm a massive fan of luchadors now.

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Me: Want this? Daughter: Everything is Goonies with you. Me: Andy, you Goonie! Daughter: Is that from the movie? Would you be quiet?!

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Andy Black @andyblack.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

My first (probably only) Jonathan Kellerman novel, 18 of 41 in the series. Probably an unfair way to sample psychologist/detective Alex Delaware. Weirdly timid. More narrative flair around the characters' pie choices than the murders. LA noir has never been so, well, flavorless. #booksky

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