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(Massive train wreck happening in very slow motion) Democrats: We are very concerned that the train is soon headed towards an unprecedented situation that may be outside the bounds of safe train operation

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Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

The substance but it takes me from age 35 to 32

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Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Trying to take enough edibles to get blackout high

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Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

This is all bc we were too stupid to understand the benefits of the Secret Tax Rebate For Nobody Act of 2021

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Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

I’m not even a huge Sabbath fan but this take is almost objectively true

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Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Heartbroken to learn that my favorite artists from the Smooth Jazz for Suburban Dentist Waiting Rooms spotify playlist are all fucking fake

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Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Hi! 👋🏻 I’m currently experiencing diarrhea

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Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

If you want to make a joke on here PLEASE remember to say “Just kidding” or label it #sarcasm . A lot of us are highly focused on remembering to breathe and don’t have time to parse multiple layers of rhetorical data. Thanks!

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Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

The only thing I’ve seen that AI customer service chatbots actually do is just make the inevitable “we can’t help you” reply happen instantly

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Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Sending the Jingle Horse to the glue factory

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Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Time to dig the Bill Clinton nipple suit out of the disney vault

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Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Just lost $5k betting on the quidditch game from the first harry potter

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Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

(Trying to chat up a beautiful woman on the train) Sure smells like piss in here huh

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Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Don’t know much about the fellas taking over Syria but I look forward to building and collabing w them 🙏🏼

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Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

The important component of his messaging is specifically to highlight the contrast between GOP culture war tactics and the actual mechanics of power that it’s distracting from. I don’t think the statements you wrote are wrong or ineffective - but it’s worth exploring how to 2birds1stone it

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Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 03/12/2024