Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The heightened security around MSG is actually for Ben Stiller 000
Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Woke up at 4:18a to think about my chase sapphire rewards 010
Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 21/09/2025The Parallax View but the final scene takes place in the Disney World Hall of Presidents 020
Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 17/04/2025WH sources saying that Stephen Miller drinks hot piss from a Stanley tumbler all day 000
Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 04/02/2025(Massive train wreck happening in very slow motion) Democrats: We are very concerned that the train is soon headed towards an unprecedented situation that may be outside the bounds of safe train operation 000
Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 20/01/2025This is all bc we were too stupid to understand the benefits of the Secret Tax Rebate For Nobody Act of 2021 000
Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I’m not even a huge Sabbath fan but this take is almost objectively true 000
Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Heartbroken to learn that my favorite artists from the Smooth Jazz for Suburban Dentist Waiting Rooms spotify playlist are all fucking fake 010
Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 05/01/2025If you want to make a joke on here PLEASE remember to say “Just kidding” or label it #sarcasm . A lot of us are highly focused on remembering to breathe and don’t have time to parse multiple layers of rhetorical data. Thanks! 000
Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Just lost $5k betting on the quidditch game from the first harry potter 000
Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 10/12/2024(Trying to chat up a beautiful woman on the train) Sure smells like piss in here huh 000
Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Don’t know much about the fellas taking over Syria but I look forward to building and collabing w them 🙏🏼 020
Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 03/12/2024About time the Photos app became more cumbersome and worse looking 000
Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 02/12/2024“Stairway to heaven”, “highway to hell”, what’s next???? (Serious question) 000
Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 01/12/2024When there’s an NFL game in Charlotte, the Carolina Panthers are likely to be involved 010
Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Enjoying bluesky but concerned I’m not being exposed to enough racism 020
Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Are trump people posting instagram stories about how it’s time to roll down their sleeves 010
Andy Bell @andybell.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Whatsup youtube welcome to my mixing tutorial, enjoy hearing the new worst song you’ve ever heard 9000 times 1823
