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AndyB

@andyb1009.bsky.social
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The World’s Worst Gamer. Tell me about your favorite dinosaur. I want gay married couples, to be able to protect their marijuana plants with guns.

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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Yeah anytime that happens to me it’s never good.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Since it’s tax day in the U.S.A., remember that filing your taxes if you’re a W2 employee is a scam. The government already knows how much you made, and how you over- or underpaid. They could send you a bill or a check without having to pay someone to “file” them.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The Airship battles in that game were top-tier.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The Falcon and the Black Jack from FF6 are my favorite airships. I loved going inside and just mingling with the crew and characters.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Same Chemical 🧪 Different Romance 💘 😂
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I submitted something for this, I think it was “Sword Man” and it looked like Shredder from TMNT.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Drinking some bourbon tonight and realized I don’t stutter when I drink. 🤷
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
We also have a tortie named Zelda. Although we call her princessa most of the time.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I’m from Louisiana and this looks delicious 😋
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Tom Rogers @tomrogers.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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a close up of a lego character with a smiley face
Alt: Benny from the LEGO Movie yelling, "SPACESHIP"
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
We knew the bar was low but, holy shit somehow he managed to lower it.
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a person 's finger is pointing at a diagram that says low and you should be here
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WTFville @wtfville.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
please, please, please????
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
youtu.be/260oetpb9mM?...
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【FF6 Hyadain】 Ultros Boogie! 【PV-2】 English subtitles
YouTube video by reddevils500a
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Potato Jolson @thejolson.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Hegseth tells us that every soldier he’s spoken to overseas told him they support the war, as if some corporal is going to say something different to SecDef with his Sgt Maj, Company Commander and Commanding General standing right there. Dog & pony shows as old as the military.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Picture of Brian with the text 

No I don't want to touch grass that's where ants have sex
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
What lines from retro games do you still quote today? What is man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Its a comfort movie for me 😊
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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a man with an american flag behind him
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Using a GIF or image, post one of your favorite weird movies. 🐋 🌸4️⃣ 2️⃣
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a robot says " i 've been talking to the main computer " in a room
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
He was not a good tactician. Even in his day he was an average commander at best. Prior to the war most of his assignments were engineering and educational focused. The southern cause was NOT a just cause.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Kevin Conroy when preparing for this role said it best. His real personality is Batman, he has to pretend to be Bruce Wayne.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
That's sounds incredible. Thanks for the recommendation I’ll go check it out.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I haven't heard of it. What is it?
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
To adjust the time on my new microwave, I had to download an app and connect it to the Wi-Fi. The future is stupid.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Who’s the coolest woman in a movie? I’ve always had a huge crush on Uma Thurman. Something about her eyes 😍
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Name a video game you’ve played on a cartridge. I was there at the beginning.
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the legend of zelda is a video game that was released in 1986
ALT: the legend of zelda is a video game that was released in 1986
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
We knew the bar was low, but holy shit, he managed to lower it.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
This keeps getting funnier and funnier. I’m laughing my ass off at work. 😂 😂 youtu.be/HM8Ee6pcXvQ?...
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BATTERAM HYMN OF THE POLICE WHISTLE BLOWER
YouTube video by ogafroman
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
New life goal, to be as petty as Afroman 😆 🍋 🎂 youtu.be/9xxK5yyecRo?...
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Afroman - Lemon Pound Cake (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by ogafroman
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Me and some friends are playing a text based Shadowheart game based of Baldurs Gate 3. My autocorrect keeps changing Volo to Volvo 🤣
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I randomly heard it on the radio one day, now it’s my jam
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
What’s the most obscure out of place song in your workout playlist? I’ll go first.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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a cartoon horse says no sir i dont like it
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Im trying to be brave but I ate too much cheese, and now my tummy hurts.
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a cartoon character holding a sword and shield with the words " i will be the bravest i ve ever been "
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Bout damn time
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Waking up after a fun night of drinking bourbon and watching old John Wayne movies, I’m reminded of a great Ron Swanson quote:
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Woodford Reserve is my new favorite Bourbon. It’s smoother than Crown.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I don’t get it either. I think we need to be more social in person and less online. I guess I spoke against the “one true opinion” and angered the mob and the everyone just started piling one.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
NGL my favorite thing about that set is the Ganondorf mini figure.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
A while back, a woman at my gym was doing an exercise I had never seen before. I walked up, asked her what it was and which muscle group it targeted, and found out she’s personal trainer. We talked for 5-10 minutes, I said thank you, and then walked away. Did I do anything wrong or uncouth?
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
And that’s absolutely not ok. Men need to take rejection politely and stay humble. Too many men are turning to the red pill manosphere, and that’s dangerous.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I completely agree
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Thank you for honest questions and asking for clarification.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Never approach anyone, man or woman, mid-set. Always ask before offering or asking for advice, and introduce yourself. I go to Planet Fitness, and maybe my gym is the outlier because everyone here is very friendly and outgoing. Most people don’t mind taking their earbuds out for a few secs to talk
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
That it's ok to talk to people and make friends in areas where you share a common interest.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
There's no blame. If someone says no, be polite say “sorry” and leave them alone. Just don't be a creep, don't stare, and don't follow.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Can confirm, I'm a really person
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