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AndyB

@andyb1009.bsky.social
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The World’s Worst Gamer. Tell me about your favorite dinosaur. I want gay married couples, to be able to protect their marijuana plants with guns.

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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Since it’s tax day in the U.S.A., remember that filing your taxes if you’re a W2 employee is a scam. The government already knows how much you made, and how you over- or underpaid. They could send you a bill or a check without having to pay someone to “file” them.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Drinking some bourbon tonight and realized I don’t stutter when I drink. 🤷
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Tom Rogers @tomrogers.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Alt: Benny from the LEGO Movie yelling, "SPACESHIP"
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WTFville @wtfville.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
please, please, please????
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Potato Jolson @thejolson.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Hegseth tells us that every soldier he’s spoken to overseas told him they support the war, as if some corporal is going to say something different to SecDef with his Sgt Maj, Company Commander and Commanding General standing right there. Dog & pony shows as old as the military.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Picture of Brian with the text 

No I don't want to touch grass that's where ants have sex
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
What lines from retro games do you still quote today? What is man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
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a video game screen shows dracula sitting on a throne
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Using a GIF or image, post one of your favorite weird movies. 🐋 🌸4️⃣ 2️⃣
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a robot says " i 've been talking to the main computer " in a room
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
To adjust the time on my new microwave, I had to download an app and connect it to the Wi-Fi. The future is stupid.
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a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants holding a flashlight and the word future behind him
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Who’s the coolest woman in a movie? I’ve always had a huge crush on Uma Thurman. Something about her eyes 😍
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a woman is standing in front of a yellow truck and looking at the camera .
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Name a video game you’ve played on a cartridge. I was there at the beginning.
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the legend of zelda is a video game that was released in 1986
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
New life goal, to be as petty as Afroman 😆 🍋 🎂 youtu.be/9xxK5yyecRo?...
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Afroman - Lemon Pound Cake (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by ogafroman
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Me and some friends are playing a text based Shadowheart game based of Baldurs Gate 3. My autocorrect keeps changing Volo to Volvo 🤣
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
What’s the most obscure out of place song in your workout playlist? I’ll go first.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Im trying to be brave but I ate too much cheese, and now my tummy hurts.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Bout damn time
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Waking up after a fun night of drinking bourbon and watching old John Wayne movies, I’m reminded of a great Ron Swanson quote:
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Woodford Reserve is my new favorite Bourbon. It’s smoother than Crown.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Counter point: Its ok to talk to women in the gym, just don’t be a creep. Talk about different lifts, exercises and goals.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
If you see this, share your Smash Bros Main.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Gamers are doing more to stop Trump than Congress.
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a couple of apes sitting next to each other with the words " apes together " written on the bottom
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
This “Please go away” sign is literally by my front door. The bird was cool, though
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I’m still in my sourdough era. Here are some cheesy sourdough soft pretzels I made for lunch. 🤤
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Post some of your favorite female video characters for International Women’s Day!
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The Return of the King
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I have once again made a bad financial decision.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Today is my Friday 😎 I love working 4-10s.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?
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a man with a beard is wearing a crown and saying you bow to no one .
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
So we’re gonna go to War with Iran to get the same nuclear deal we had under President Obama that Trump tore up?
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barack obama is giving a speech in front of a microphone in front of american flags .
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Face reveal, wrong answers only.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Two weeks ago, I purchased The Mummy on Blu-ray because it wasn’t available on any streaming services. Only for last night, it will be available on Hulu 🤷
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Soylent Collard Greens @theycallmemo.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
This one looks good!!! youtu.be/Smob1_6MxSc?...
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People of Note | Release Date Trailer
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Remember this November and for the next two years. All that matters is getting rid of the MAGA taint. Just because someone isn’t as progressive or liberal as you might like, they’re better for the country than anyone affiliated with Trump. We have to defeat the MAGA cult first.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Me and my friends have been playing a DaggerHeart Campaign based on Baldur's Gate 3. It’s so much fun to meet in person again once a month, and fully nerd-out. Play a tabletop RPG heals my soul.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Top 3 Zelda Games: 1 - Link to the Past. This game is a core memory of my childhood. 2 - Twilight Princess. The darker tone and motion controls were fun 3 - Breath of the Wild. The openness and freedom are unmatched Honorable Mention. Windwaker. Great music and memorable characters.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Reminder: Any Tuesday can be Fat Tuesday if you’re hungry enough 🤣 Happy Mardi Gras
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Name a character who got what he deserved.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
For Valentine’s Day we’re gonna order Chinese takeout and build LEGO sets.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Mardi Gras political satire is the best.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Bought some fun retro-games today. I can’t wait to go home and play the Kung-Fu game on WiiFit. & Metroid Other M is a fun game, I’ll die on this hill
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
HYAT
larenmcjesse LINK NOOOOOOO!!!! superbowl bush photoshoped with Link from Legend of Zelda
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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neildegrassetyson.com · 09/02/2026
A @SuperBowl Sunday Fact… If a football field were a timeline of cosmic history, cavemen to now spans the thickness of a blade of grass in the end zone.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
In today’s political climate we need more games where we get to punch and kill NAZIs.
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Loot that drops after defeating me: -1x half empty bottle of ibproffen -1x Health insurance card, not worth the paper it’s printed on -1x &0.25 quarter I used to get my basket at Aldi -1x Pint of Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream -1x Well worn pair of flip flops
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AndyB @andyb1009.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
What do you guys think is the best looking ship in Star Wars?
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