Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you're working for a for profit media corporation, just get out. Now. Do something else. Anything else. The only people in for profit media now are in it to try to squeeze a few more dollars out of it before they kill it. 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I feel like what PCA is doing is still being undervalued by everyone but stat-obsessed weirdos. The GAP between PCA and 2nd-place Shohei Ohtani is the same as what Ranger Suarez, Jake Bauers and Braxton Aschraft have done this year. Basically, PCA is a full All-Star level player better than anyone. 000
Reposted by Andy RobertsJoe Posnanski @joeposnanski.com · 12/09/2026I know that for so many only October matters … but the fact that Tampa Bay and Milwaukee will be the first two teams to clinch postseason spots does point away from the whole “small market teams have no chance” narrative. 614629
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Brewers are gonna win 105 damn games or whatever it is and I'm still going to have to hear for the next 6 months that we need a salary cap because they can't compete. 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026None of these games are at all likely to affect the CFP race. That they're limiting this to those games is curious. 000
Reposted by Andy RobertsKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Arte Moreno bought the Angels in 2003 (the year after they won the Series) for $184 million. He then spent 23 years running them into the ground, let the stadium decay, wasted Trout and Ohtani, and sold for $4 billion. And the owners are crying poverty and threatening to kill baseball next year. 382131586
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Oh I remember! Ruined my son's first game. Thanks guys! 010
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The amazing thing about this Dodgers thing is that many baseball fans actually seem to believe that "billionaire owner was committing massive financial fraud to boost his team" is an argument FOR giving the owners everything they want and not an argument that they are a bunch of lying liars. 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Happy 10th birthday to an incredibly special boy. Even though the game itself was a bust, it was an amazing experience to get to treat you to your first Wrigley trip, Matthew. I love you. 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Everyone loves this guy for lobbing shots everywhere but I'd submit a big talker who refuses to play anyone decent in the non conference represents literally everything bad about this stupid sport at the moment. 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 18/07/2026We can't afford to drink at Wrigley, but we had to raise a plastic cup in honor of Cubs Trip 21. 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Every time I make the mistake of glancing through Facebook comments on a news article, it reminds me why that's such a bad idea. You are left thinking this species is much too stupid to deserve survival. 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Unfortunately this means my fatwa against the Celtics is going to continue for a long time to come. I'm virulently anti-Celtics until they stop benefiting from Kevin McHale gifting his old buddy Danny Ainge KG in 2007. 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Baseball will never make sense, and that's why I love it. Two weeks ago every Cub fan, including me, was ready to fire this guy into the sun. 010
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Modern situations the framers didn't anticipate in a constitutional amendment, you say? Like, you know, the possibility of a one-shot primitive musket versus an automatic machine gun that can fire a gazillion bullets per minute? That kind of modern situation, Brett? 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Not really. Destroying these outlets is the point. 020
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I know, I know - easy for me to say, I'm a Cubs fan. The thing is, my big-market team doesn't do much with its advantages. They treat the 1st luxury-tax threshold as a de facto cap. They'd love nothing more than an excuse to spend less. I don't want them or others to have one. 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 25/06/2026The thing is, owners could solve whatever spending inequities exist among themselves by enacting more aggressive revenue sharing. That wouldn't require a single proposal to the players. They could do it tomorrow. But that wouldn't make them richer. So it's not even discussed. 100
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 25/06/2026MLB is going to keep making this about 'competitive balance' when it's not. It's about taking money currently going to players and giving it to owners. That's it. I'm not buying the propaganda. Many already do, and many will. Hopefully enough don't that this doesn't go through. 100
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 22/06/2026It's funny how words can become indelibly linked in your subconscious with movie/TV scenes. For instance, I'll never not think of Jim Halpert when I hear the word "blurry." And in a much deeper cut, I'll never not think of You've Got Mail when I hear the word "Vancouver." 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Such ridiculous whining from this guy all offseason. Say what you want about Notre Dame vis a vis last year's playoff, but you never once heard any loser talk about how if they'd played a tomato can instead of Texas A&M they'd have made it. 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Very clever by the owners to cut 2 years off of players' earning potential off at the front so they can justify also not paying them in free agency because they're too old by then. 020
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 18/06/2026"I refuse to play a game if there's any penalty whatsoever for losing it" is truly next level pathetic energy. 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Cubs trainer Nick Frangella has spent more time on the field than half the damn roster this season. 010
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Newspapers didn't go under because it was 'too expensive' or 'didn't make money.' They went under because rich people took over profitable-but-not-profitable-ENOUGH businesses, slashed printing budgets, made deadlines earlier and produced crap like this. 010
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Cubs offseason: Bregman (sucks, owed $175M next 5 yrs) Cabrera (gave up real assets, mediocre at best) Re-signed Shota (sucks) Tyler Austin (injured, will never play) Hunter Harvey (injured again) Hoby Milner (meh) Phil Maton (2Y/$14.5M to be worst in the pen) Has there ever been a worse offseason? 100
Reposted by Andy RobertsJCsPops (Fuck Mango Mussolini) @jdub9911.bsky.social · 27/05/202614/116 w/RISP since May 9th. 4/78 w/RISP since May 9th outside of the Crosstown Rivalry. 022
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 27/05/2026The Cubs have had two 10 game winning streaks and will still be out of the playoff race in a month. It's actually pretty impressive. 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I really don't have much against the Brewers, but if they get rolled by the Dodgers in October again and I hear their fans whining for a salary cap again afterwards I'm going to want to roundhouse kick them all. 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Sometimes I wonder what I'll tell my son when he starts asking questions about the world. Because in a world where evil always seems to win, where people who do care get screwed over repeatedly by the people who don't care without consequence... I don't know. 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I'm very much enjoying the "Nico Hoerner gets sick of being underrated so decides to turn into a RBI machine" era 010
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Watched way too much baseball to assign much meaning to any April game, but rallying from 4 down in LA the day after winning your 9th straight - in extra innings - at home is pretty big time. And worth staying up way too late for. #FlyTheW 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 18/04/2026The entire country should be permitted to sue him, and him specifically, for all of this. We wouldn't actually get any of the money he's stolen back because I'm sure he's quite good at hiding it, but just to have it on paper that he's a thief would be nice. 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Don't talk much about being Catholic because frankly I don't walk the walk enough to earn it, but ooooh boy am I enjoying Pope Leo XIV. 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I refuse to believe any team is better at executing fake rallies than the Cubs. Flat out refuse. 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 09/04/2026According to MacroTrends, Disney's annual gross profit in 2025 was up 9.17% over 2024, which was up 9.99% over 2023, which was up 4.86% over 2022. No amount is ever enough for the pigs running these companies. 100
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 07/04/2026In retrospect, I should've picked UConn to be the runner up. It would've fit better in my "everything always sucks" bracket than Duke. And it would've done even better, obviously. 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 05/04/2026By the way, I picked Michigan to win in my bracket knowing this was coming. I don't gamble on sports because I'm too broke and because I'm smart enough to know that I'm too stupid to be good at it. But this is one of those things I knew ahead of time and wish I had gambled on. 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 27/03/2026There are a ton of reasons I've lost the belief in karma, and one of the less important ones is that the B1G - and Michigan in particular - are just apparently great at every sport now. No entity has done more damage to college sports and yet they get to win at them all. 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I can't decide whether you're fortunate or unfortunate to know so few successful millennials, which I say because I know a bunch of them without being one. I did barely manage to buy a house (and be unable to afford to fix much of anything wrong with it) without parental help. 140
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 04/03/2026By the time any millennial makes it into a position of power, the country will be too screwed to do anything about it. And the millennials in question will probably be too old because I'm guessing Gen X will jump in there and start wrecking stuff too. 020
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I think Ebersol had a point. In occasional watches of classic CFB games, the lack of score bug is extremely noticeable in a good way. 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I barely follow Ball State basketball but I'm irrationally happy they beat the crap out of Northern Illinois today in the teams' last conference game. Have fun in the Horizon League, you dirty backstabbers. (That's tongue in cheek. Kinda.) 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 20/02/2026media.tenor.coma man with gold paint on his face is sitting in front of a briefcase filled with moneyALT: a man with gold paint on his face is sitting in front of a briefcase filled with money 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 20/02/2026The worst thing that happened to this sport was three straight teams winning it all with crappy schedules, because now large segments of people think there was causation. As if IU wouldn't have won it all if they'd beaten Virginia instead of Old Dominion. 110
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 19/02/2026The ex South Korean president was tried and found guilty of leading an insurrection. Hmm. 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 17/02/2026The worst thing that happened to this sport was 3 straight Big Ten schools winning titles while playing hilariously easy (comparative to title contenders) schedules. Now everyone thinks the way to the top is cupcake city. 000
Andy Roberts @andy-roberts.bsky.social · 17/02/2026College football fans have been totally red-pilled. How is it that fans of teams want to be bored out of their minds every September watching crap football in service of maybe, possibly, making the playoff? 100