Andrew Lopez @andrulus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A few weeks ago I taught my students about necessary and sufficient conditions using an elaborate scenario in which I delusionally think I have a shot with Sade. I walked into class yesterday with a new haircut and a student immediately asked me if Sade was in town lol 1889
Andrew Lopez @andrulus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Previous personal best for late rejection shattered. UW-Madison rejected me in Feb 2025 for a job I applied for in Oct 2023. Not to be outdone, UNC-Chapel Hill just responded today to my Oct 2023 app. 1241
Andrew Lopez @andrulus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Yea I'd fucking hope so given that we hired him with a starting annual salary of 2.4 million the same year our university president emailed saying 1500+ faculty may not get a 1% salary increase because we have to understand "that adds up to 5 million a year" 030
Andrew Lopez @andrulus.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Thank you google ai, for letting me know that "diary-free" usually means "dairy-free", which I spelled correctly in my search 060
Andrew Lopez @andrulus.bsky.social · 31/07/2025"doing evil makes you ugly" is silly and bad but it doesn't sound like eugenics or like anything having to do with heritability 120
Andrew Lopez @andrulus.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Related: its funny being the object of speculation for hypocrisy for not condemning Bill Clinton for shit when he was in office. Yea a bunch of were 12 or younger when he left office 010
Andrew Lopez @andrulus.bsky.social · 13/07/2025My favorite Yang Wen-li is grad student Yang Wen-li 010
Andrew Lopez @andrulus.bsky.social · 28/06/2025I went back and asked for additional coffee and was given a bit more in a second cup but even after adding it it wasn't enough, it still looks like this lol 110
Andrew Lopez @andrulus.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Amazing how badly twitter search is broken and there have been seemingly no attempts to fix it whatsoever. How the fuck is this the search result for the words "towel" and "plants" lmao 020
Andrew Lopez @andrulus.bsky.social · 07/04/2025"And the great heroes of the Trump administration banished the imports, because they were haunted." 000
Andrew Lopez @andrulus.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Speak for yourself. Us with conviction will do our thing 1423
Andrew Lopez @andrulus.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Thank you for clarifying on February 28, 2025, that I am no longer in the running for a job I applied for on September 30, 2023 050
Andrew Lopez @andrulus.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I taught Mike Davis's "The Case for Letting Malibu Burn" last term, and its funny to see DEI added to the list of culprits and not the features of the place and climate change 020
Andrew Lopez @andrulus.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Rather than 'introduce' myself by making a thread about my work, I'll just share this funny email I got from someone about one of my papers 121449
Andrew Lopez @andrulus.bsky.social · 01/11/2023Hello Dr. Kymlicka my name is Mr. Snrub, and I'm a PhD candidate at, uh, Some Place Far Away 080