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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 18h
hello, brian owendoff i imagine you'll be vanity searching very soon please know that i stand with you in these trying times
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 18h
hello, brian owendoff i imagine you'll be vanity searching very soon please know that i stand with you in these trying times
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
his endorsements are quotey the rogues gallery Endorsements — Eli for Portland share.google/tuMZfbD6HRC4...
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Endorsements — Eli for Portland
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this should be the ground floor this should be the bare fucking minimum we must demand accountability of our attack dogs
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
based
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Mallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 08/10/2026
One of the frustrations about "engineering" as a discipline is that the heart of the actual discipline is about taking care to make sure things work within specifications and requirements, but tech industry gender politics has characterised engineering as a work of disruption and disregard.
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Portland City Councilor Jamie Dunphy @councilordunphy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Let's support the small businesses that make Portland special, not the mega corporations that funnel billions of dollars out of our community every year. Also f*ck Live Nation in particular.
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yeah, the whole "SI" thing is *killing* me
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the attention economy is rough these days gotta panhandle for dopamine
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Άνδρος (emergency backup account) @androsburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
alarmist headline aside, this is an interesting move from amazon in :checks notes: october of an election year
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Άνδρος (emergency backup account) @androsburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
PPB and PPA know what war they're fighting they have advantage of terrain, weaponry, legal justification, and (nominally, at least) popular support we need to catch up head on a swivel, loves #pdx
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Άνδρος (emergency backup account) @androsburner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
drazan like you had me at prejudice
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/08/2026
holy god check out this 🔥🔥🔥
Chol Mabior at Robert Wun Couture FW 2026

model in skeleton themed suit with an amazing hat/mask situation full body shot of the model striding toward the camera
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Άνδρος (emergency backup account) @androsburner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
autumn in portsmouth & st johns neighborhoods (alt: various photographs of neighborhood flora in early october) #pdx #nopo #stjohns
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Άνδρος (emergency backup account) @androsburner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i got a week's suspension for reminding people this motherfucker has a home address i'm not snippy, why do you ask
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Άνδρος (emergency backup account) @androsburner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#JustOwendoffThings
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Άνδρος (emergency backup account) @androsburner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
shocked! i'm shocked to find that campaign finance crimes are going on here!
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Community Protection Broadcast @cpb.works · 07/10/2026
PPS is facing a $65 Million deficit, so it’s proposing to close up to 14 Portland Public schools. Meanwhile Mayor Wilson & Portland City Councilors Clark, Zimmerman, Novick, Ryan, Smith, Pirtle-Guiney, Dunphy, etc… opted to give $400 Million to a billionaire for a sports stadium. Vote accordingly!
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SML Jackie Chu Teaches Basic Math
Alt: SML Jackie Chu Teaches Basic Math
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
blowing the dust off after a week's suspension
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Altered Beast Game Intro
Alt: Altered Beast Game Intro, text reading "I command you to rose from your grave"
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Colin M. Henry @henryhenryhenry.com · 30/09/2026
this is specifically what Twitter was re-engineered to do, btw. it exists almost solely to threaten anyone at the flashpoint of a nascent social movement.
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Bex 🖤🏴 @thinlyveiledtruth.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026
I failed all my classes the semester after mine. I was on track to attend UCLA by 16.
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Robyn Swirling @rswirling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After being raped by a man on my hall sophomore year, I couldn’t leave my dorm room for weeks and failed several classes. I had to take out student loans so I could retake those credits. We almost never talk about the financial toll of campus sexual assault on survivors.
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Yentl: Papa, Can You Hear Me?
Alt: barbra "the effect" streisand in yentl singing "papa, can you hear me?"
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hey, #portland our cops killed their own wardog in their twitching desperation to kill a human *our* cops our *wardogs* ppb delenda est #pdx #disarmthecops
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Electrichead (The Agony) @electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/09/2026
They don't tell you that you can put anything you want in a tortilla.
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"...the metric the hosts used was based on who had raised the largest amount in donations..." i love it here here is the best place and time it's great here yay cool
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
of course
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"principled centrism"
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
jfc using the word "genocide" isn't fucking *blood libel* you absolute clowncar
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You have to wait until the sixth paragraph of this piece before you learn, in the New York Times reporting on the murder of THEIR OWN EMPLOYEE, that the victim was a trans man who had been abused for being trans by the in-laws who murdered him. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...
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Couple Accused of Killing Their Son-in-Law in Bay Area Park (Gift Article)
Jonathan McKinsey, an engineer who worked in the games department for The New York Times, was fatally shot Saturday in a San Francisco suburb. The police have accused his parents-in-law, both 76.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the Jedi and the Sith are a two party system claiming the force can be used for good not just evil. Well I say enough, get the Force out of Politics, put a wall between religion and state. If you vote for me I'll close down prisons and free Midichlorians from those cells.
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ww really staking out the polite portland liberal demographic
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pronouncing chi phi like quint calls brody "chiefy"
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Genderless Robotic Rodent 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @genderlessrodent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Simpsons screenshot of fat tony in cuffs talking to kent brockman.

Caption reads: everyone loves rats. But they don't want to drink the rats' milk?
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
but like they know simpsonsdidit, right
photograph of two bottles labeled almond malk. they're gum-free.
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
looking particularly at *you*, fellow genx slackers all y'all getting diagnosed in your fifties? yeah, that's five decades of living with a very real condition to which you've been forced to adapt against constant opposition and without support
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1. ong norris 2. williams 3. cruz
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samantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
for the record the state absolutely should be allowed to force you to get a vaccine. i believe that children should be taken away from parents who refuse to vaccinate them and that anyone refusing annual flu vaccines without a medical reason should be barred from public life. get fucked morons.
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i never dreamt even jsaw would be this cruel
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
timbers mural in st johns is broadly dope but damn they really did clive dirty lol
building mural found in st johns, portland, oregon. it depicts a collage of portland timbers soccer images including logo, jersey, axe and chainsaw images, and an image on the far left of former timbers star clive charlescloseup of clive charles image on a mural. he looks...weird and derpy
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i never dreamt even jsaw would be this cruel
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
timbers mural in st johns is broadly dope but damn they really did clive dirty lol
building mural found in st johns, portland, oregon. it depicts a collage of portland timbers soccer images including logo, jersey, axe and chainsaw images, and an image on the far left of former timbers star clive charlescloseup of clive charles image on a mural. he looks...weird and derpy
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
looking particularly at *you*, fellow genx slackers all y'all getting diagnosed in your fifties? yeah, that's five decades of living with a very real condition to which you've been forced to adapt against constant opposition and without support
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is one of my weekly Shows
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if owendoff was involved (or can pretend he was) he'll reach new heights of insufferable lmaooo #iassumegenderlessrodentdidnothingwrong @genderlessrodent.bsky.social
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andros is duly chastened @andros-haldane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
welp, maybe janssen can grab another hatty, velde another couple, maybe one or two from lassiter/bassett/antony... yeah, seven might be enough to stay ahead of sj stunting on our third-choice defense 😬😬😬
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Jeremy Peterman𓅪 @jeremypeterman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING PORTLAND IT IS A TIMBERS MATCHDAY IN SAN JOSE #RCTID
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EcoCity Action @ecocityaction.org · 26/09/2026
The entire city of Seattle and hell, the entire region, could be transformed in the blink of a few years if we even just took a break from overfunding our police. Every single cop we have is 1 less stormwater engineer, 1 less habitat restoration worker, 1 less librarian, 1 less teacher.
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