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Andromeda Polly (legally!)

@andromedapolly.bsky.social
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Roller coasters, cats, bicycles, computers, and bad jokes. She/they

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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m going to see Gorillaz tonight. I hope they play “Flimsy Steve”.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why is Kate McKinnon in an ad for Zoom playing the same character she did in the Wrong Girls?
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Beetlejuice last night!
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oooooooopppppssss
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Embarrassing to have a typo. Thanks autocorrect!
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Note that these two things are not necessarily mutually exclusive, but still.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So annoying that I can be feeling massively dysphoric and then catch myself in the mirror and think “damn, in hot.” Pick a lane, brain!
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kicking off the season.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
*At least
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That Panda Express ad where the guy’s girlfriend becomes an auntie and is feeding him with her auntie is playing off like four specific fetishes.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This heat is transphobic.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
OK, today should not be a washout.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What’s Dr. Mario’s most prescribed SSRI? Lexapro!
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Penn @penn-fp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
World Con, day 1 parts 2&3
Panel 1: 7 Gaming Scandals: $, devil, $, The Forge icon with an arrow to Facebook icon and a ?, $(+©️), the text: (I can’t doodle racism, tho.), $
Beside is an illustration of a d20, rolled 1
Panel 2: the text “I could listen to her read all day” with a detailed drawing of El. Nothing else has been rendered so thoroughly, and she gets more than half the page.Panel 1: text “Earlier: Did my fave novelist just pass by singing to herself?” With a doodle of a woman in a sundress with a dialog balloon music note
Panel 2: a comically long palm tree
Panel 3: hot girl shit, with a drawing of a woman speaking into a microphone
Panel 4: I heart mezcal with a doodle of a small stem glass.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ooooohhhhhh yeah. Need to keep that in mind.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’m the good luck charm tonight.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A secret agent who works at the front desk of an apartment building — call that Spy Doorman.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It was fun. I don’t think I want to see another chicken wing for a while, though. And thanks! It’s amazing what conditioner and sunlight can do!
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The beginning and the end of the wing crawl.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
OK gotta eat healthy tonight. I’m going to a wing crawl tomorrow.
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Christine Kelley @ballardiangorse.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bumping again. Sorry but it’s quite urgent.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I got one ride on Flight of Fear, since it’s one of the few things that can operate in any weather. Small positive was that it was the last train of the day, so they turned the lights on.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I was so optimistic when I walked in and took this. Five minutes later they announced the park would close for the day in 30 minutes.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Nooooooooooppppppeeeeee
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
OK, be rational
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sincerely curious about my hair. It’s natural in both. Is it blonde now because I’m pure of heart?
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Cursed object in 2020 courtesy of @salexanderreed.bsky.social
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
2020 / 2026. Just a little different.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
If there’s no lightning, they’ll keep running in light to medium rain. There’s usually lightning since we are on the lake. And this rain was hard enough to shut everything down for a while.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Stop at the dispensary. Guy takes my ID, looks at me, says “Do you have a nickname?” Love that guy.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
“Roast My Pedalboard” with Dave Hill
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I used to be such a good worker when I was using work as an avoidance technique.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
OMG dude just squeezed in and I thought he was sitting down. He goes “sorry, man. Oh, you’re not a man, you’re a ma’am. I’m just looking at the whiskeys and invading your personal space. Two birds with one stone.” That was a whole lot in 20 seconds.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Well, that album is titled Murder Ballads and every song qualifies 🤣
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Anybody said “O’Malley’s Bar” by Nick Cave yet?
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Weird ass day for gender yesterday. Everything’s fine, but it was weird af.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Oops, I did it again.
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
today’s the big bike race, right?
A sketch of Strong Bad and Homestar Runner preparing to race. Strong Bad is wearing a shark helmet and riding a bicycle, while Homestar is riding a big wheel. Strong Bad says, “I hope you and your BABY BIKE are ready to eat a moderate-to-severe amount of my dust!” Homestar replies, “you know what they say, Stwong Bad—  ‘the biggew the wheel, the biggew the peel’” (inset are 3 small panels, where Homestar continues:”like ‘peeling out’?” ‘s that twack? I’m wowking on my ‘twash tawk’”
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I find it amusing that the clock on my coffee maker gains time as though it, itself, is overly caffeinated.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Nearly anything from Reconstruction Site by Weakerthans, but especially “A New Name for Everything”
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Yeah. It’s almost definitely the mocking tone of Bugs intending mixed with people not knowing the Biblical reference reversing its meaning.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Fooled the age guesser yesterday.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Huh. I missed by a few weeks the 30th anniversary of my mom’s death. Funny how that stuff sneaks up on you.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
There’s something spiritually wrong about a major holiday being on a Saturday.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’m kind of a goblin, but I’m also really hot, and I don’t know how to reconcile that.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Oh my gosh that is so cute.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
A folk instrument with a sticker reading “this machine issues indictments — call that a j’accustic guitar
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