Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m going to see Gorillaz tonight. I hope they play “Flimsy Steve”. 010 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why is Kate McKinnon in an ad for Zoom playing the same character she did in the Wrong Girls? 000 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Embarrassing to have a typo. Thanks autocorrect! 010 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Note that these two things are not necessarily mutually exclusive, but still. 110 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026So annoying that I can be feeling massively dysphoric and then catch myself in the mirror and think “damn, in hot.” Pick a lane, brain! 160 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026That Panda Express ad where the guy’s girlfriend becomes an auntie and is feeding him with her auntie is playing off like four specific fetishes. 121 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 30/08/2026OK, today should not be a washout. 010 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026What’s Dr. Mario’s most prescribed SSRI? Lexapro! 020 0
Reposted by Andromeda Polly (legally!)Penn @penn-fp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026World Con, day 1 parts 2&3 241 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Ooooohhhhhh yeah. Need to keep that in mind. 000 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I’m the good luck charm tonight. 030 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026A secret agent who works at the front desk of an apartment building — call that Spy Doorman. 000 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 15/08/2026It was fun. I don’t think I want to see another chicken wing for a while, though. And thanks! It’s amazing what conditioner and sunlight can do! 010 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The beginning and the end of the wing crawl. 130 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026OK gotta eat healthy tonight. I’m going to a wing crawl tomorrow. 000 0
Reposted by Andromeda Polly (legally!)Christine Kelley @ballardiangorse.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bumping again. Sorry but it’s quite urgent. 038 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I got one ride on Flight of Fear, since it’s one of the few things that can operate in any weather. Small positive was that it was the last train of the day, so they turned the lights on. 010 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I was so optimistic when I walked in and took this. Five minutes later they announced the park would close for the day in 30 minutes. 120 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Sincerely curious about my hair. It’s natural in both. Is it blonde now because I’m pure of heart? 120 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Cursed object in 2020 courtesy of @salexanderreed.bsky.social 000 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 07/08/20262020 / 2026. Just a little different. 250 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026If there’s no lightning, they’ll keep running in light to medium rain. There’s usually lightning since we are on the lake. And this rain was hard enough to shut everything down for a while. 010 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Stop at the dispensary. Guy takes my ID, looks at me, says “Do you have a nickname?” Love that guy. 010 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026“Roast My Pedalboard” with Dave Hill 010 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I used to be such a good worker when I was using work as an avoidance technique. 040 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 30/07/2026OMG dude just squeezed in and I thought he was sitting down. He goes “sorry, man. Oh, you’re not a man, you’re a ma’am. I’m just looking at the whiskeys and invading your personal space. Two birds with one stone.” That was a whole lot in 20 seconds. 030 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Well, that album is titled Murder Ballads and every song qualifies 🤣 110 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Anybody said “O’Malley’s Bar” by Nick Cave yet? 391 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Weird ass day for gender yesterday. Everything’s fine, but it was weird af. 000 0
Reposted by Andromeda Polly (legally!)pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 16/07/2026today’s the big bike race, right? 2936111098 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I find it amusing that the clock on my coffee maker gains time as though it, itself, is overly caffeinated. 040 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Nearly anything from Reconstruction Site by Weakerthans, but especially “A New Name for Everything” 010 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Yeah. It’s almost definitely the mocking tone of Bugs intending mixed with people not knowing the Biblical reference reversing its meaning. 030 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Fooled the age guesser yesterday. 160 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Huh. I missed by a few weeks the 30th anniversary of my mom’s death. Funny how that stuff sneaks up on you. 120 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 03/07/2026There’s something spiritually wrong about a major holiday being on a Saturday. 010 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I’m kind of a goblin, but I’m also really hot, and I don’t know how to reconcile that. 030 0
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 01/07/2026A folk instrument with a sticker reading “this machine issues indictments — call that a j’accustic guitar 030 0