Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why is Kate McKinnon in an ad for Zoom playing the same character she did in the Wrong Girls? 000
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026So annoying that I can be feeling massively dysphoric and then catch myself in the mirror and think “damn, in hot.” Pick a lane, brain! 160
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026That Panda Express ad where the guy’s girlfriend becomes an auntie and is feeding him with her auntie is playing off like four specific fetishes. 121
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 30/08/2026OK, today should not be a washout. 010
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026What’s Dr. Mario’s most prescribed SSRI? Lexapro! 020
Reposted by Andromeda Polly (legally!)Penn @penn-fp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026World Con, day 1 parts 2&3 241
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I’m the good luck charm tonight. 030
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026A secret agent who works at the front desk of an apartment building — call that Spy Doorman. 000
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The beginning and the end of the wing crawl. 130
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026OK gotta eat healthy tonight. I’m going to a wing crawl tomorrow. 000
Reposted by Andromeda Polly (legally!)Christine Kelley @ballardiangorse.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bumping again. Sorry but it’s quite urgent. 038
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I was so optimistic when I walked in and took this. Five minutes later they announced the park would close for the day in 30 minutes. 120
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 07/08/20262020 / 2026. Just a little different. 250
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Stop at the dispensary. Guy takes my ID, looks at me, says “Do you have a nickname?” Love that guy. 010
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026“Roast My Pedalboard” with Dave Hill 010
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I used to be such a good worker when I was using work as an avoidance technique. 040
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 30/07/2026OMG dude just squeezed in and I thought he was sitting down. He goes “sorry, man. Oh, you’re not a man, you’re a ma’am. I’m just looking at the whiskeys and invading your personal space. Two birds with one stone.” That was a whole lot in 20 seconds. 030
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Anybody said “O’Malley’s Bar” by Nick Cave yet? 391
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Weird ass day for gender yesterday. Everything’s fine, but it was weird af. 000
Reposted by Andromeda Polly (legally!)pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 16/07/2026today’s the big bike race, right? 283205982
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I find it amusing that the clock on my coffee maker gains time as though it, itself, is overly caffeinated. 040
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Fooled the age guesser yesterday. 160
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Huh. I missed by a few weeks the 30th anniversary of my mom’s death. Funny how that stuff sneaks up on you. 120
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 03/07/2026There’s something spiritually wrong about a major holiday being on a Saturday. 010
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I’m kind of a goblin, but I’m also really hot, and I don’t know how to reconcile that. 030
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 01/07/2026A folk instrument with a sticker reading “this machine issues indictments — call that a j’accustic guitar 030
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Dance like they are watching you / because they are watching you youtu.be/VyugfHPOFBE?...youtu.beDon't Feed the TrollsYouTube video by Jonathan Coulton - Topic 000
Reposted by Andromeda Polly (legally!)Ernie Smith @ernie.tedium.co · 27/06/2026Here’s a version of this headline that 1) attributes the fact that Pete retold the story to the audience, but 2) separates out that what he’s saying actually did happen. Plus the headline is more evocative. It is not impossible to present this with care. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... 15615
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Living my best alt 90s girlie life seeing EndRock at Winking Lizard. 180
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Why did the King of Rock & Roll 3D print so many Benchies? Because Elvis needs boats. 010
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Talking to my dad last night. Him: I’ve been busy cleaning algae out of the pool. Me: You’re not the only one. 040
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 19/06/2026How I look getting my cheap balcony seat for Max Richter the other day upgraded for free to the seventh row orchestra. 030
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 09/06/2026This game was transphobic. (The Guards lost.) 040
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Struck with the idea of the weird sisters from Macbeth having Minnesota accents. 120
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Pleased with how this came out. 030
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Ride host at Rougarou yesterday said she liked my “Top Thrill 2 Test Dummy” shirt and said “I didn’t know they had those.” I said it wasn’t official and she said “oh, they don’t need to know.” 040
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Hey NPR, when a sports match ends in a narrow margin of victory, you would say that the winning team “edged out” the losers. Please stop saying that they “edged” the losing team. 020
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Popped down to the art museum today and got to visit the Thinker who was partially exploded in the 70s. 020
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Amazing how much better a fresh haircut can make you feel. Wish I’d toughed out the line for Maverick, though. 040
Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Somewhat annoyed at my face lately, but had a good day at Cedar Point. 070