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Andromeda Polly (legally!)

@andromedapolly.bsky.social
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Roller coasters, cats, bicycles, computers, and bad jokes. She/they

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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why is Kate McKinnon in an ad for Zoom playing the same character she did in the Wrong Girls?
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Beetlejuice last night!
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So annoying that I can be feeling massively dysphoric and then catch myself in the mirror and think “damn, in hot.” Pick a lane, brain!
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kicking off the season.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That Panda Express ad where the guy’s girlfriend becomes an auntie and is feeding him with her auntie is playing off like four specific fetishes.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This heat is transphobic.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
OK, today should not be a washout.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What’s Dr. Mario’s most prescribed SSRI? Lexapro!
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Penn @penn-fp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
World Con, day 1 parts 2&3
Panel 1: 7 Gaming Scandals: $, devil, $, The Forge icon with an arrow to Facebook icon and a ?, $(+©️), the text: (I can’t doodle racism, tho.), $
Beside is an illustration of a d20, rolled 1
Panel 2: the text “I could listen to her read all day” with a detailed drawing of El. Nothing else has been rendered so thoroughly, and she gets more than half the page.Panel 1: text “Earlier: Did my fave novelist just pass by singing to herself?” With a doodle of a woman in a sundress with a dialog balloon music note
Panel 2: a comically long palm tree
Panel 3: hot girl shit, with a drawing of a woman speaking into a microphone
Panel 4: I heart mezcal with a doodle of a small stem glass.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’m the good luck charm tonight.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A secret agent who works at the front desk of an apartment building — call that Spy Doorman.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The beginning and the end of the wing crawl.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
OK gotta eat healthy tonight. I’m going to a wing crawl tomorrow.
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Christine Kelley @ballardiangorse.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bumping again. Sorry but it’s quite urgent.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I was so optimistic when I walked in and took this. Five minutes later they announced the park would close for the day in 30 minutes.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
2020 / 2026. Just a little different.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Stop at the dispensary. Guy takes my ID, looks at me, says “Do you have a nickname?” Love that guy.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
“Roast My Pedalboard” with Dave Hill
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I used to be such a good worker when I was using work as an avoidance technique.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
OMG dude just squeezed in and I thought he was sitting down. He goes “sorry, man. Oh, you’re not a man, you’re a ma’am. I’m just looking at the whiskeys and invading your personal space. Two birds with one stone.” That was a whole lot in 20 seconds.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Anybody said “O’Malley’s Bar” by Nick Cave yet?
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Weird ass day for gender yesterday. Everything’s fine, but it was weird af.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Oops, I did it again.
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
today’s the big bike race, right?
A sketch of Strong Bad and Homestar Runner preparing to race. Strong Bad is wearing a shark helmet and riding a bicycle, while Homestar is riding a big wheel. Strong Bad says, “I hope you and your BABY BIKE are ready to eat a moderate-to-severe amount of my dust!” Homestar replies, “you know what they say, Stwong Bad—  ‘the biggew the wheel, the biggew the peel’” (inset are 3 small panels, where Homestar continues:”like ‘peeling out’?” ‘s that twack? I’m wowking on my ‘twash tawk’”
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I find it amusing that the clock on my coffee maker gains time as though it, itself, is overly caffeinated.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Fooled the age guesser yesterday.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Huh. I missed by a few weeks the 30th anniversary of my mom’s death. Funny how that stuff sneaks up on you.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
There’s something spiritually wrong about a major holiday being on a Saturday.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’m kind of a goblin, but I’m also really hot, and I don’t know how to reconcile that.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
A folk instrument with a sticker reading “this machine issues indictments — call that a j’accustic guitar
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Dance like they are watching you / because they are watching you youtu.be/VyugfHPOFBE?...
youtu.be
Don't Feed the Trolls
YouTube video by Jonathan Coulton - Topic
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Ernie Smith @ernie.tedium.co · 27/06/2026
Here’s a version of this headline that 1) attributes the fact that Pete retold the story to the audience, but 2) separates out that what he’s saying actually did happen. Plus the headline is more evocative. It is not impossible to present this with care. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Headline: Pete Buttigieg recalls ‘darkest hours’ after separation from children over hoax CPS report
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Living my best alt 90s girlie life seeing EndRock at Winking Lizard.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Why did the King of Rock & Roll 3D print so many Benchies? Because Elvis needs boats.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Talking to my dad last night. Him: I’ve been busy cleaning algae out of the pool. Me: You’re not the only one.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
How I look getting my cheap balcony seat for Max Richter the other day upgraded for free to the seventh row orchestra.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Eyyyyyyyy big stinky flower.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This game was transphobic. (The Guards lost.)
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Struck with the idea of the weird sisters from Macbeth having Minnesota accents.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Pleased with how this came out.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Ride host at Rougarou yesterday said she liked my “Top Thrill 2 Test Dummy” shirt and said “I didn’t know they had those.” I said it wasn’t official and she said “oh, they don’t need to know.”
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Hey NPR, when a sports match ends in a narrow margin of victory, you would say that the winning team “edged out” the losers. Please stop saying that they “edged” the losing team.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Melting at Pride in the CLE.
A selfie in front of the Cleveland shoreline wearing a rainbow Burning River Roller Derby shirt and heart-shaped sunglasses.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Till next time
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Popped down to the art museum today and got to visit the Thinker who was partially exploded in the 70s.
A shot looking up of a cast of the Thinker. It has some damage on the bottom from when it was partially exploded in the 70s.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Amazing how much better a fresh haircut can make you feel. Wish I’d toughed out the line for Maverick, though.
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Andromeda Polly (legally!) @andromedapolly.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Somewhat annoyed at my face lately, but had a good day at Cedar Point.
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