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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Surviving two doses of lethal injection is the ultimate “ball don’t lie”

Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I was with a group of parents standing around watching our kids do their Jogathon at the school. We were all discussing how the school is in need of fundraising. It was 10am on a Thursday. I don’t think the funds are coming from us.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

So thoughtful of your parents to put together their very own fall tv preview! Read it here: www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...

Shouts & Murmurs
Your Parents’ Fall TV Preview
By Josh Gondelman
Published 9/17/2026

A photo of an older white couple sitting on a couch watching tv.

“North of South of the Border” on Paramount+

Welcome to El Paso, where men are men and women are cast mostly in nonspeaking roles. Taylor Sheridan’s latest drama stars Mel Gibson as a Border Patrol agent who feels conflicted about his work because his bosses won’t let him arbitrarily deport Jews and Greek people. Sheridan’s shows currently take up so much of Paramount’s programming that there isn’t enough time in the day to air “North of South of the Border” as its own hour-long drama. It appears exclusively in snippets on television sets that characters are watching within the show “Landman,” which your parents refer to as “Yellowstone.”

“Tendershire Farms” (Season 18) on BritBox
Maude Tendershire (Olivia Gingerbottom) works as the caretaker for her family’s historic chamomile farm. That’s about it. The show is so cozy and soothing that the actors frequently fell asleep during takes and can be spotted snoozing in the background. This season, low-jinx ensue after Lord Gilderoy (Hankleton Dunderthorpe III) stops by for a visit, but he’s already eaten so he doesn’t stay for tea. A lamb wanders off but soon returns. And for one entire episode, a gentle breeze rustles the branches of a weeping willow tree as an inaudible conversation takes place nearby.

“Dr. Shaft, M.D.” on Fox
An underground facility known as Drive Shaft, Maryland, is home to the Washington, D.C. metro area’s most cutthroat drag-racing scene—and there’s a new driver tearing up the quarter-mile track. Other gearheads know him as Smooth J., but at his day job, at the Foggy Bottom Urology Clinic, Jason Shafterton goes by Dr. Shaft. Will his addiction to fast driving undermine his commitment to providing affordable penile health care to residents of our nation’s capital? Only time will tell. Your parents really aren’t that interested in the racing scenes or, frankly, the medical stuff. But your mom refuses to miss an episode because the show stars Daveed Diggs from the original cast of “Hamilton.”

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Shek @dameshek.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

There are now at least two way-too-long CFB pregame shows trying in vain to work around this unchangeable reality: The only thing anyone cared about was Lee Corso putting on a mascot head

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Very funny to put sports owners in the hall of fame. Giving Robert Kraft credit for winning football games is like going to a dinner party at a friend’s place and then writing a thank you card to their landlord.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Of all the people to complain about businesses being “forced” to leave Seattle….

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

“Welcome to the first annual People Pleasing Olympics! We go live to our first event, Longest Window Seat Pee Hold.”

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

I don’t know if I’ve been watching the news too much but my bones spurs have been killing me lately.

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

The next great social media site is called “Urstillcool” and it blocks anyone younger than you from seeing your posts.

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

My wife Heidi Hayward’s Kickstarter for her first ever short film is live right now! Watch this 2 minute video and I know you’ll want to back it. Okciafilm.com

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Is it really smart to be going to war with Iran and diverting troops away from the war in Portland?

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

A lot of tech solutions are like, “You know what’s annoying about the beach? Getting sand everywhere when you leave! That’s why we’ve paved over all the beaches. You’re welcome!”

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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 09/02/2026

Tell me again about how DVOA overrated the Seahawks this year.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

The release of the Epstein Files really lays bare the evils of (among other things) networking.

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Matty F. Brown @mattyfbrown.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Seahawks Rams. Seahawks uncharacteristically busted some pressure coverages in week 17 (big Puka plays) which I’d be shocked if they do again. Macdonald mentioned trying to do too much on a short week. Lessons from week 17 along with the homefield, rest, and warm advantage. They’re winning

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

🚨WHOA. The El Paso Medical Examiner says it will rule the death of a 55-year-old Cuban man at ICE's "Camp East Montana" tent camp as a homicide. He was allegedly choked to death by a guard during a "struggle" after he refused to enter a housing unit without his medications.

By Douglas MacMillan
When U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement announced the Jan. 3 death of detainee Geraldo Lunas Campos at a Texas detention camp, the agency said “staff observed him in distress,” and it gave no cause of death.

An employee of El Paso County’s Office of the Medical Examiner told Lunas Campos’s daughter this week that, subject to results of a toxicology report, the office is likely to classify the death as a homicide, according to a recording of the conversation.

In the recording, which the daughter shared with The Washington Post, the employee said a doctor there “is listing the preliminary cause of death as asphyxia due to neck and chest compression,” which means Lunas Campos did not get enough oxygen because of pressure on his neck and chest. Pending the results of a toxicology report, the staffer said on the recording, “our doctor is believing that we’re going to be listing the manner of death as homicide.”

In an interview with The Post, Santos Jesus Flores, a man who says he was detained in the segregation unit the day Lunas Campos died, said he saw at least five guards struggling with Lunas Campos after he refused to enter the segregation unit, complaining that he didn’t have his medications. Flores said he saw guards choking Lunas Campos and heard Lunas Campos repeatedly saying, “No puedo respirar” — Spanish for “I can’t breathe.” Medical staff tried to resuscitate him for an hour, after which they took his body away, Flores said.

“He said, ‘I cannot breathe, I cannot breathe.’ After that, we don’t hear his voice anymore and that’s it,” said Flores, who had contacted a family member of Lunas Campos, who in turn put him in touch with a Post reporter. The Post confirmed Flores was in Camp East Montana through ICE’s detainee locator.

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Mr. Dan Zak @mrdanzak.com · 15/01/2026

Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...

A family member reacts after a federal immigration officer used a battering ram to break down a door before making an arrest on January 11, 2026, in Minneapolis.

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

ChatGPT ad should ask itself how to come up with less infuriating ads.

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BNO News @bnonews.com · 07/01/2026

NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Portland go see America’s sweetheart tonight!

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

You can spot the real Seahawks fans by the ones who are terrified to go against Phillip Rivers on Sunday.

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Can’t wait to sign my daughter up for an Instagram Teen Account! Finally something for her to do when she’s smoking Marlboro Juniors.

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

“You wouldn’t steal a car, would you? Then why aren’t you sticking around for the ads after the podcast is over?”

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

I was about to get annoyed with this coffee shop DJ and then I remembered how much I hate AI and now I’m for DJ’s in every situation. Grocery stores, elevators… you name it I wanna DJ in there.

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 03/11/2025

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

It’s awesome how ChatGPT can plan your vacations, but how cool will it be when they have robots to take my vacations for me!

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Portlanders getting ready for the civil war by asking their local libraries if they loan guns.

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Senator Reverend Raphael Warnock @warnock.senate.gov · 01/10/2025

I was sent this by a Georgian this morning. 2025 premiums vs 2026 premiums for someone making $65k a year. Republicans in Washington did this. This is what I'm fighting to stop. This is what’s at stake in this shutdown fight.

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Jon Walker @jonwalkerpdx.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

As a resident of #Portland it is impossible to capture how unhinged this is. We are a low crime city and the ICE protest "siege" consists of one auxiliary ICE office that normally has at most a dozen weirdos debating what performance art they should use to block a single driveway

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

the mariners reliever who blew his achilles wheeled around the bases on his scooter, the vibes are off the charts

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Tune in to Jimmy Fallon tonight he’s got Steve Bannon, Kyle Rittenhouse and Joe McCarthy’s corpse!

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Ahhh NFL Sundays… The day I’m reminded Kathy Bates is Matlock now.

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

They should share the bathroom code with the people who clean it.

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

My wife asked me if my birthday was October 3rd or October 4th. I’m not offended I’m just jealous she’s in a relationship where she feels safe enough to ask me that question.

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

You know Trump isn’t a comedian because if one of us makes a list we’re telling everybody.

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

They’re having a hotdog eating contest today on this cruise ship. The rare contest where someone may win on accident.

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Ten year wedding anniversary is coming up. I looked up the traditional gift and it’s tin. What am I supposed to make her Sheriff?

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Austin De Dios @dediosreports.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Gov. Tina Kotek used outdated data to argue Preschool for All taxpayers were fleeing the Portland area. But even though more recent figures show a net increase in filers paying the tax, that’s not the full picture. www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...

oregonlive.com

Gov. Kotek used outdated data to argue Preschool for All taxpayers were fleeing the Portland area

Although the data shows a net increase in filers paying the tax, that’s not the full picture.

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

“Look Im not a Republican or a Democrat… But let me just say this thing that’s happening because Republicans won elections is horrible. That’s why ALL political leaders are bad and I stay out of politics.”

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

I ordered a disgusting amount of food but don’t worry I used the phrase “I’ll just have” so it sounds reasonable.

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

A MAGA slap fight and an epic Thunder choke job on the same day? The haterade has never tasted so good.

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

It’s amazing that the perfect level of drunk for me is one cocktail and then two glasses of wine when you consider it used to be 16 bud lights.

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

YouTube should downgrade your video quality based on how crazy you are. Watching people talk about a flat earth in stunning 4k quality is ruining democracy.

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Indiana-Oklahoma City will be the first NBA Finals where you can't legally bring a James Baldwin book to any of the games.

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

I hate it when the punchline is just some random specific name. Like, try to write an actual joke KEVIN.

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Andrew Sleighter @andrewsleighter.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Just got those Meta Ray Ban glasses and there’s this cool feature where you can see in real time how much everyone hates you.

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