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andrewoa33

@andrewoa33.bsky.social
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Battered but optimistic. Beatles author, grateful Grandad, lover of Granola, Sandra Bullock, Beethoven's piano stuff, tinned gooseberries and glad to be here.

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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Today's Spot the Difference Competition...
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Oh right. No need to watch it then.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
On the contrary, they make perfect sense.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
He only turns up now when they are giving him a medal.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I know it's only one of his minorest lies in that ludicrous press conference but...Bernard Manning never appeared on prime time BBC. Ever. In fact the only appearance I can recall was when he was exposed as a pitiful racist, (and admitted it) by the brilliant Caroline Ahern on the Mrs. Merton Show.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Ah...the mythical two weeks.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Well....duh...
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I'm in the audience for five of the shows in that documentary, including Hammersmith 1975...you must have spotted me surely.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
You'll love it. As I have every time beginning with Hammersmith 1975...seen 100s of live acts. No one else come even close.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The Mail seem to have forgotten what the actual name of this 'phenomenon ' is. Here's a clue lads. It begins with a B.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
He isn't. Unless he's doing it in the South of France.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
God no. I'm cured from watching that shower.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
60 years ago today, this is what was going on behind the Savoy Hotel in London. Watch the pawking metaws... youtu.be/MGxjIBEZvx0?...
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Bob Dylan - Subterranean Homesick Blues (Official HD Video)
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RSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Happy 99th birthday to the man who gave voice to the wild. 🎉 Sir David Attenborough, thank you for a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with wisdom, wonder, and grace. You've inspired generations to fall in love with nature.
This photograph captures Sir David Attenborough seated outdoors on the rugged terrain of Skomer Island. Behind him, the ocean and coastal cliffs form a scenic backdrop under a clear sky. Sir David, dressed in a khaki jacket and light trousers, looks towards the camera with a gentle expression, exuding a sense of warmth, calm, and wisdom. Around him, puffins can be seen flying and perched on the rocky ground, illuminated in rays of golden sunlight as the sun sets behind the cliffs.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Barry Fry once pissed in all four corners of the pitch to remove a gypsy's curse on Birmingham. You could try that. It can't be a worse idea than paying 80 million for Antony.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
To be fair, that's like criticising me for not having any plans on where to take Sandra Bullock on our honeymoon.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Obviously, I very much hope that I will still be alive in 15 years time. Mostly so that I can ask my granddaughter a question.... Why (fifteen years ago whilst wearing a Woody from Toy Story costume which isn't yours), did you decide to eat your tea with a bin on your head?
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
This sort of thing worked last time for a while. Until 1945 anyway.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
😁
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I can only assume that he's drunk. There is no other logical explanation.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
In an attempt to evade the publicity from her extra marital sex revelations, Liz Truss has gone into hiding. Unfortunately, the disguise she chose (Dennis Taylor working in a blast furnace) hasn't really worked...
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Well, they've been right about him before ... #sevenmoredays
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I blame George W. Bush. He softened America up to the idea that we could have someone stupid in the White House and things would still function.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Can you and Donna not stop him ?
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
That's harsh. He might not smell. I mean,he probably does but so would you in three diapers a day.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I'm making IPhones in my spare room. As soon as I can find the glue. They are only small. How hard can it be ?
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Disappointing as he looks like quite a reliable chap. In an axe murdery sort of way.
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Word of the day is ‘quiddler’ (18th century): one who focuses on unimportant issues while avoiding the important ones, or who fiddles/plays golf while Rome burns.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
"You don't have the cards..."
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Kenny Everett used to play that all the time on his Saturday morning show. I hated it back then. Still do.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
😁
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
There is absolutely no justifiable reason for posting this sort of thing...
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
This article may have had some credibility if it hadn't called him 'Richard Lowe'.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I think I've spotted the family resemblance...
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I prefer to think that he's resigned in disgust.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
It can't be long surely.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
This woman won't last long. I suspect that she will shortly headbutt a reporter which will be awful but very funny.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Right. And when is the election ?
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Is there one ?
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
'Beloved' is pushing it love.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I doubt he has. But his supporters do.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
When did the Onion become an actual newspaper ?
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Has anyone pointed out to Trump that under his beautiful tariffs,all his golf equipment will now be costing 25% more ?
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
She'll need to shape up when she's on Dancing with the Stars next year.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Good Lord. What a thought.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I'm old enough to remember when we tried it in the sixties. Lasted one year. It wasn't good.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Yeah, because is the big news story of the day...
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I haven't been this shocked since I stood back to admire that jelly I'd just nailed to the wall.
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andrewoa33 @andrewoa33.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Oh no. Not more trouble in.paradise...
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