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Andrew McRae

@andrewmcrae.bsky.social
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Writer. For Cracked.com, GameRant, and others. Likes dinosaurs, crime novels, horror, and collecting tiki mugs.

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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What makes it more ironic is Kneale's program came out in 1976, so the same year as Carrie
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Spacek is odd looking which is the main reason hers works; none of them had the balls of the BBC Nigel Kneale series, Beasts, in which the first episode was about a frumpy, overweight teen girl with latent telekinetic powers and was cast appropriately
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Why can't Carrie be likeable?" Because she's this side of being a totally homeschooled Christofascist freak who doesn't even understand junior high-level biological functions Yeah, her mom raised her that way, which is why she's a victim...but also wouldn't be a fun person to be around anyway
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's better than the book by tying in the classic movie since the book version has them fighting in a field since the hotel burnt down in the book It also wisely omits making Abra and Danny family members through Jack's wandering pecker
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sad thing is dude's nailed things like Dr. Sleep But his TV shows continually shit themselves in the final episode
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bunch of Country Bear Jamboree looking asses
Country Bear Jamboree
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tuskegee Experiment 2.0 for the racist maga shitbird crowd
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The least Bezos could have done was wipe his nose off after huffing Donnie's diapers
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hearing crickets from the, "I don't like the guy either, but that's not what he meant..." crowd
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump voters have never gotten over Hillary calling them "deplorables" mostly because they don't understand what it means
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's an entire series that could be boiled down to a throwaway line in a movie: "Two Green Lanterns?!?" "I'm the one for Earth. Haircut over there protects our sector of the galaxy."
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Putting Carol Ferris in felt like a joke
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A real Surf Dracula series
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's how they get around licensing when there's no official product available that does the same thing; call it what you want but fandom has always driven this type of stuff
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Newsom's courting the pedophile vote
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thing is, if we absolutely had to* kill someone through an injection, we could easily overdose these people on morphine until they pass away But the people doing it want it to hurt and be painful because the prisoner literally being killed isn't enough to slake their bloodlust (*we do not have to)
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's only mind-boggling for someone without a mind to be boggled
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wait'll they get their first taste of shit
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A 15 minute Tom Holland foot fetish sequence while the rest of the cast sings "All Star"
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's Nazis 2.0, a bunch of wannabe artistic failures forming a government entirely of narcissistic sociopaths demanding constant adulation
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm mixed on it. It's decent enough—not shot terribly, decent effects— for a film that proudly riffs on Predator, with a big fail being having a no-name cast so the squad of thinly sketched meals isn't bolstered by recognizing them from Rocky or the wrestling ring which helps a movie like that.
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bummer that it sounds like they botched such an obvious Twilight Zone premise What did you think of Primitive War?
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Henry The Red's soldiers all being redheads in the opening of Army of Darkness is one of Sam Raimi's most unsung Evil Dead gags
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Any judge that participates in one of these better be an atheist because this is 100% hellbound behavior
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fiery Shuttlecock is your porn name
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I didn't let that pedophile off scot-free, I gave him a warm breath on the wrist," is a defense only a republican would think of
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some folks couldn't afford to show their nazi allegiance earlier
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Creepy weird guys lacking social skills but still being somehow "special" is the biggest problem of the show having Xander as whedon's Gary Stu
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A delicately etched silver flask of despair vodka
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dude straight up looks like a Venture Brothers villain
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Powell's turn in drag and that damn foyer rug are great comedy
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love Crazy is a favorite of mine, Powell and Loy are geniuses
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These motherfuckers are gonna crash the global economy then have the audacity to stand back and say, "The 'puter did it."
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You can never remember the German word for doing a cartwheel while having diarrhea when you really need it
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Zork Nemesis the one with the asylum level where you gotta make a severed head talk? That was pretty fun
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I thought this was a disgusting shit monster
Golgothan shit demon from Dogma
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Never heard of her, but eww
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They're the same people that think Tropic Thunder was hugely original and that Cruise was unrecognizable when he looked exactly like Cruise in an SNL-quality fatsuit doing a racist impression
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dude's too old to try to resuscitate his image as a "serious" actor and certainly won't do it by following the Eddie Murphy fat suit routine
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Newsom's entire popularity is that he hired a social media person who dished insults back at trump and that's all white centrists care about, vicarious slap fights
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Like Carol Ferris popping up to remind everyone she was in the comics but having no presence or impact or use
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What, a mopey internicine squabble set in Bumfuck, Nowhere doesn't scream "colorful intergalactic alien police force with magic power rings" to you?
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Halliburton (Irl it's the diminutive of Harold)
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mindworm hive activate
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She gives all her her staff friendly handjobs during Beetlejuice It's a bonus, not a relationship
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
To be fair, assholes love toilet paper
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*have happened
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Awww, the people who hollowed out their credibility reporting on how much face-eating leopards are being overblown and not that painful are now getting their faces eaten, too Couldn't have hopped to a more feckless bunch of clown shoes
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