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Andrew McRae

@andrewmcrae.bsky.social
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Writer. For Cracked.com, GameRant, and others. Likes dinosaurs, crime novels, horror, and collecting tiki mugs.

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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 9h
Newsom's courting the pedophile vote
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 10h
Thing is, if we absolutely had to* kill someone through an injection, we could easily overdose these people on morphine until they pass away But the people doing it want it to hurt and be painful because the prisoner literally being killed isn't enough to slake their bloodlust (*we do not have to)
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 10h
It's only mind-boggling for someone without a mind to be boggled
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 12h
Wait'll they get their first taste of shit
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 12h
A 15 minute Tom Holland foot fetish sequence while the rest of the cast sings "All Star"
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 15h
it's Nazis 2.0, a bunch of wannabe artistic failures forming a government entirely of narcissistic sociopaths demanding constant adulation
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Henry The Red's soldiers all being redheads in the opening of Army of Darkness is one of Sam Raimi's most unsung Evil Dead gags
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Any judge that participates in one of these better be an atheist because this is 100% hellbound behavior
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I didn't let that pedophile off scot-free, I gave him a warm breath on the wrist," is a defense only a republican would think of
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Creepy weird guys lacking social skills but still being somehow "special" is the biggest problem of the show having Xander as whedon's Gary Stu
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dude straight up looks like a Venture Brothers villain
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These motherfuckers are gonna crash the global economy then have the audacity to stand back and say, "The 'puter did it."
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You can never remember the German word for doing a cartwheel while having diarrhea when you really need it
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Newsom's entire popularity is that he hired a social media person who dished insults back at trump and that's all white centrists care about, vicarious slap fights
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She gives all her her staff friendly handjobs during Beetlejuice It's a bonus, not a relationship
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Awww, the people who hollowed out their credibility reporting on how much face-eating leopards are being overblown and not that painful are now getting their faces eaten, too Couldn't have hopped to a more feckless bunch of clown shoes
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Also, and this a hugely important piece of legalese, "commit to" or "pledge to" is a vast difference from "actually donated"
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the moronic conspiracy about chemtrails is that there were the government's doing what's bobby looking into, a mirror?
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you shit your pants *before* you get blackout drunk at the bar, you can't be embarrassed *later*
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the Brady Bunch (and Fake Jan) has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
The Brady Bunch...doing a variety hour
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Turkey in the Straw
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Masque of the Red Death
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
She's saying she can give the Harvey Weinstein AI avatar a rusty trombone
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hear that, democrats? You get to choose the president between a Californian donor class cop-lover (m) and a Californian donor class cop-lover (f)
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is what MAHA would care about if it was a real movement instead of a boner pill cult
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
dude's missing the days the press could simply repeat the government's lies instead of lying for the government themselves
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT is the first Bogart/Lorre/Veidt Nazi-fighting movie Warner put out in 1942, CASABLANCA was its last. Featuring Bogart, Demarest, McHugh, and a young Gleason as GUYS AND DOLLS-style quippy gangsters who discover a Nazi den on their turf and fight back. Heavy INDIANA JONES vibes.
Jackie Gleason, Humphrey Bogart, Phil Silvers, and William Demarest in ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"...and hair color so natural, only your undertaker knows for sure."
Joker from Batman 1989 doing a fake commercial
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If MAHA people were serious about actual health they'd give a shit about breathable air and potable water which has all been rolled back under trump gutting the EPA Instead they bleat about suger in Cokes and fad pills
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm content with being the 69th and somehow also the 420th most influential Bluesky poster
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"I wasn't aware of that...but thanks, Herr Musk." *wink*
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Apple's new CEO, Neville Vichy Quisling, supported the change
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
First one is a long-time piece of actor's advice: Say, "Thank you," when complimented, even if you thought your performance lacked. It's gracious and doesn't ruin a person's night out by denigrating what they just experienced (and paid a lot for) and shifts focus from the me-me-me of the profession
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's funny (in a Scott's Tots way) to see this dude who ran on nothing but trump hating his guts come cringing and sniveling to lick trump's shoes
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Don Post Halloween Mask News Hour
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The author photo for this article:
Immortan Joe from Mad Max: Fury Road
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Chat, is it a good idea to start a second illegal war when you can't manage logistics for the first one and have run out of missiles
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
She's carrying his diaper bag
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Every article about trump's circle enabling his senile bullshit is like the scene in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre where the family keeps trying to put the hammer in grandpa's hands
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Department of Defense angry that Westpoint might turn out anything other than more Robert E. Lee types
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton: Singer, actress, activist, philanthropist, and a genuinely good person. Putting her money where her mouth is she funded everything from children's literacy, to rebuilding her community, to helping fund Covid research. She was one of a kind but should be an inspiration for all of us.
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Dolly Parton's Iconic Smile
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Spoke to my mom who was crying over Dolly Parton's passing and she said something perfect for the time we're living in: "They took the wrong 80-year-old."
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How is this guy not one of trump's advisors by now
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
MAGAs love having their epstein president talk about their kids' "beautiful little bodies"
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Watching The Crown on Netflix, a show about a royal family full of secret Nazis and pedophiles to distract from living in America with its royal family of open Nazis and pedophiles
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the "We should eat shit, a trillion flies can't be wrong!" argument
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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T-1000 Running in Terminator 2
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
we've reached the Trump Steaks™ phase of the grift
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The United States is a perversion on the world
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Andrew McRae @andrewmcrae.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I never understand what "choir invisible" folks like Siskind think they're performing for They don't advocate for actual victims, they're simply trying to impress their friends who still cluck their tongues about dershowitz being disinvited from Martha's Vineyard
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