Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The English language hides such beautiful mysteries. For instance, “Speed Stick” implies that at one point putting on deodorant was a real ordeal. 121
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ungoliant like: “mmm yeah, I could go for a light lunch” 000
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Up until now I’ve been the guy at the office who doesn’t really drink coffee. But now it is autumn and I’m about to become the guy who can put away heroic quantities of hot chocolate. 110
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is the dream scenario for a lot of 58 year old guys in this position. 031
Reposted by Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 31/10/2025[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.” 6734189
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I feel like the foot guys are hitting way above their weight class in terms of cultural significance. 000
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I haven’t been watching Lanterns, but from what I’ve gleaned somebody has a cell phone and now Guy Gardner has shown up and like, what do you mean this show isn’t set in the 1970s? 000
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The way to fix sports officiating is have each team field their own officials for each game, add rules for sort of a social deception bluffing game on top of the sport. Then if you get a bad call it’s because the opposing team fielded better officials and you can draft for that next season. 000
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I just saw a video from a US Senator, she seems at first blush to be one of the good ones so I feel bad that at first glance I thought she was Chris Fleming in a wig. 111
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I feel like Tomorrow’s Enterprise is not the first time SNW has said, hey it’s the season finale, let’s have five times more alien weirdos than usual in the background for no reason. 140
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ever since the pandemic stores love making up things to give parking spaces to. What is Safeway Voila and why is it making me walk an extra forty feet to my car? 020
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I have virtuously elected to listen to the most popular song ever that nobody has heard of and determined that I don’t particularly care for it. Let me know when there is a new most popular song ever and I will weigh in again with further updates. 000
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is actually extremely distasteful, these stolen remains should be repatriated to the Mummenshanz government. 010
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Shakespeare’s wife: “Care to explain why you’re stumbling in late stinking of ale?” Shakespeare: “Imn fair ‘The Pub’ wheree we set ouwr scene…” 011
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 17/09/2026They’re building a McDonald’s right near my house and I’m excited to go there like I haven’t had McDonald’s before. Like I couldn’t drive nine minutes to the other McDonalds. 010
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Given how we know Tolkien felt about the Beatles it’s possible that when Melkor sings evil into the creation song of Middle Earth we were supposed to imagine it as the Hard Days Night chord. 000
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Eat that candy coated chocolate But tell me when I ask: When you eat your Smarties do you arrange them in a triangle on the desk and eat color by color trying to maintain as perfect a triangle as possible? 110
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We believe in doing good, but more than that we believe in doing good in the most effective way possible and we’ve looked into it, and you’re not going to believe this, but it turns out that involves us amassing as much wealth as possible and keeping it. 000
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I hope this email finds you tomorrow, writing it took a lot out of me and i am not ready for any follow up at this time. 010
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“Giant tin of assorted kettlecorns” has got to be the coolest way to gift the teenager in your life a wastepaper basket. 000
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 14/09/2026People aren’t vaccinating their dogs because they’re worried the vaccines will give their dogs autism. Worse than that, I hear if you vaccinate your cats they won’t become autistic. 000
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Oh no, we didn’t lock them in this cage! No we just let them in there and they stayed because they liked it so much! It was nice actually, in the cage that we let them stand in as punishment. 010
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The other day a wasp got in through an open door and I had to like, passive aggressively make it decide to leave. 010
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Asking for a friend (my wife (also me)(!)) 030
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It’s crazy how often these are cow tools. 000
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Mario kart 8’s many admirable driving assists are not match for my four year old daughter who has found two buttons and one of them is the brake. 010
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Honestly, my overriding memory of the War on Terror was the irreverent Flash games it produced. 010
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Nodding sagely as the guy at the Mobil Lube shows me my air filter like I’m an 18th century English Lord being appraised of my holdings in the East Indian colonies. 010
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Well there’s these Muppets see? And they put on a sort of a Show. 010
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I have a sister and a sister in law born on exactly the same day and let me tell you, their existence pretty handily dismantles astrology’s credibility. 030
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’m glad Metroid is cashing in on the “Samus has activated Metroid DNA” angle. Metroid quietly the Nintendo series with the tightest continuity/timeline. 020
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026If Nintendo is going to do the big multimedia push they should hire Genndy Tartakovsky to do a Metroid cartoon. 000
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Anyway, I think it’s neat that OoT remake link’s tunic is woven out of grass. 020
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Cautiously: “Lots of fish in Bonavist Harbour?” Trepidatiously: “Lots of fish right in around here?” 000
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Nintendo always kind of targets their Directs at a brand new baby deer just opening its eyes, but I gotta admit I felt a little old while they were explaining Ocarina of Time from first principles. 100
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There’s some horrible nightmare stuff in Ocarina of Time that I am very excited to see Nintendo’s 4K take on. 120
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026How do people having twins decide who gets which name? 000
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Does Remake Ocarina of time look a little weird and haunted? Yeah, it did on the 64 too. Nintendo has pretty good staff retention, a lot of those guys are still there, I think we have to conclude that Nintendo intends for Ocarina of Time to look a little bit weird and haunted. On purpose. 151
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The other day I was talking to my wife and for some reason Doug Jones came up. Me “Yeah he does a lot of creature stuff, he was the guy in Star Trek Discovery” My wife: “oh you mean:” *does a perfect Saru walk* 020
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I don’t like when Kermit the Frog stands up too high and you can see the long part below the round part. 010
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Jurassic Park for an AI age where Ellie Sattler, Alan Grant and Ian Malcom grow increasingly befuddled as a bunch of InGen scientists run in terror from some frogs with birth defects. 022
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I’m not superstitious I just do all the correct behaviours to ward off bad things. 000
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You gotta dip that granola bar in chocolate. I’m an adult, You need to work harder to trick me. I know what real candy bars look like. 000
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Pretty funny how Charles looks older on this first Canadian 20 than his mom did on her last. 000
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My one complaint about Coyote Vs. Acme is it doesn’t have any bits where a silhouette pops up on the screen like it’s somebody in the audience interacting with the movie. Probably running out of chances to ever see that joke in a real theatre. 210
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I cannot believe Coyote Vs. Acme opens on a scene featuring the character it does. Good movie, I don’t know how long it’s going to play so go see it. 010
Andrew J. Plant 🇨🇦 @andrewjplant.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Okay, look, I’m glad it’s doing well, I’m in this movie’s corner too but I am struggling to think of a Fourth Looney Tunes film. 100
