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@andrewflincoln.com
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Bipolar autistic agender ace. They/he/to be cont. Leftist. WA Certified Peer Support, Mental Health (For Hire!). Veteran TV pro. PNW-bred, Seattle, Longtime NY-er. Punk singer/songwriter. Film school kid. Mariners, Mets, Kraken, Torrent! Pizzaiolo.

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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 8h
Grabbed a perch by the Showbox side bar for Failure, failing to anticipate this would put my eyes directly in my guy Greg's go-to staring-off-into-space path and oh what a night we shared don't make it weird
Failure onstage at The Showbox in Seattle, Kelli Scott at silver drum kit at left, Ken Andrews on a brown guitar looking down right and Greg Edwards center playing a white bass behind an electric keyboard and staring directly into camera.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 26/09/2026
Phillies lose (lol). Now. Snakes Alive?
Pic of guy from 'The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters' doc who yells about the "potential Donkey Kong kill screen" but caption is "THERE IS A POTENTIAL SNAKES ALIVE COMING UP IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED" in 8-bit type graphic and font, b&w.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 25/09/2026
OK important story. But was I supposed to interpret this headline another way from, the ROBOTS are on strike? That was kind of your intent here, wasn't it? When we talk about a strike, the name of the strike isn't what the strike is /about/. "The teachers' strike." "The writers' strike." Etc.
News article header: "We Just Had The First Humanoid Robot Strike Ever" with pick of a humanoid robot..."shoulders" and up. Caption "Hyundai Motor Group plans to deploy more than 25,000 Boston Dynamics Atlas humanoid robots across Hyundai and Kia plants. Workers aren't so happy about the plan.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 25/09/2026
Oh word! Worth the update? Like what new features they put in?
Book cover: 'ADHD 2.0.' ADHD in big block letters, shades of blue, 2.0 in green, white background.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 25/09/2026
Gary Hill Jr was doing some end of year Mariners radio crew thank yous and I swear to god he thanked Max Rebo. It's harder and harder out there for musicians, I'm glad he found a cool steady gig!
Max Rebo, the blue elephant looking puppet guy who plays keys in Jabba's palace in 'Return of the Jedi.'
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 15/09/2026
George Costanza in suit in office in 'Seinfeld,' yellow caption: "Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you."
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 14/09/2026
Oh yeah, told me that too. You could kinda tell he'd been saying it to a lot of people, sweet if it weren't so sad. But the man's just not all there these days.
Web headline, bold black on white: "Tom Ellis Reveals Brosnan Said He'd "Make A Good Bond.""
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 07/09/2026
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 06/09/2026
They still have 5% playoff odds and we have uncharacteristically rad seats, Go Go You Mariners!
Seattle Mariners on home whites on home field from low club level third base side, infield.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 04/09/2026
Kade. K'd. Oh my GOD dude. This is gonna be huge.
Mariners scoreboard, big aggressive distressed yellow block letters on blue background: "YOU'VE BEEN K'D"
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 03/09/2026
Oh hey cool looks like I'm attending Kade Anderson's third Mariners start tonight! I'll make sure that nothing...
Helicopter pilot from 'The Simpsons' "Itchy & Scratch Land" episode, explaining that nothing "can possi-blye go wrong."
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 03/09/2026
Forgot what I even bought but whoa, hold on there! I mean...if it will be fun I guess.
A business card from an online purchase: 
"Thank you for your business. 
We are a small company that outperforms the big ones.
We underpromise and overdeliver. 
Somewhere that got lost. Not here. 
You will keep buying from us. We will become friends. 
It will be fun."
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 30/08/2026
Yeahhh I didn't get the Cal jersey. But they said I could stay and watch the baseball game anyways! v nice.
Everett AquaSox on home field, Everett Memorial Stadium, wearing home whites. Bright green striped Astro Turf infield. Evergreen trees standing tall behind stands.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 30/08/2026
SAT NITE BOOM ohhhh yeah!!
Funko Field sign, logo in blue script and Everett AquaSox logo with green frog, with reader board under next to Mariners compass logo, black block letters: "BIG DUMPER JERSEY NIGHT/ SAT NITE BOOM!"
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 29/08/2026
3D Mrs. Puff in a SpongeBob video game, staring straight in your face with caption "DON'T ASK QUESTIONS YOU AREN'T PREPARED TO HANDLE THE ANSWERS TO." and options "B: QUIT" and "A: CONTINUE"
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 29/08/2026
Name section of Cal Raleigh's Baseball Reference page. 
"Full name: Caleb John Raleigh
Nicknames: Big Dumper, Home Run Cal
Pronunciation: \rhymes with jolly\
View player Info from the B-R Bullpen"

[but "Home Run Cal" is in slightly different font and a little blurry for some reason]
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 25/08/2026
Mariners scoreboard, photo of Cal Raleigh in white home uniform and white text on Northwest Green background: "CAL HIT 3 HOME RUNS SO WE ARE OUT OF FIREWORKS (NOT SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE)"
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 23/08/2026
Does your ventriloquist dummy need a ticket? Carson Benge homered immediately after they showed this, I was hoping for a reaction shot but no dice.
Guy in a Chicago White Sox jersey and hat, holding a yellow Muppet-looking ventriloquist puppet with red hair, blue nose and overalls. Both with wire frame glasses. Surrounded by green empty ballpark seats.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 19/08/2026
"When I was a kid, I wanted to be a professional tennis player, or work in a zoo...so now I'm almost doing it!" 😂
Courtney Barnett and band onstage at Woodland Park Zoo Zootunes concert in Seattle, Courtney on left in all white with white guitar. Blue lighting around stage and giant black and white praying mantis photo backdrop, the cover of her album 'Creature of Habit.' Dense crowd standing in forefront.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 18/08/2026
Best result yet with the Ooni Volt 2. 2:30 cook time which is still a disappointment--we're looking for 90 seconds. But solid pie. Bufula mozzarella "flown in weekly from Naples," you don't wanna waste all that effort by putting much else on there!
A Neapolitan pizza--blonde with some darker patches and black spots around the edges, white mozzarella with bright red tomato splotches, basil leaves, on a silver pizza peel with diagonal vent slots.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 17/08/2026
Well let's see. Big Bird's gotta be your bold ink here that's a gimme. Woody Woodpecker up there. Woodstock of course. Roadrunner. Surfin Bird. Randy Johnson Bird. Who ya got?
Book cover: Green with white title "TEN BIRDS THAT CHANGED THE WORLD" surrounded by naturalistic hand-drawn looking bird pics. a little song bird on top, a bald eagle, a penguin, a dodo, a pigeon, a crow, some more...
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 15/08/2026
Because I know this thought occurs to us all with ~equal frequency, Mets & Giants Legend Wilmer Flores is currently playing 1B for los Toros de Tijuana of the independent Mexican League. .856 OPS. Teammates include Justin Turner, Luis Guillorme, and more! Manager Roberto Kelley. 1st place at 60-31.
Phineas and Ferb from the cartoon show of that name on green grass in front of wood fence with caption "Hey, where's Wilmer?" (Wilmer clumsily replacing "Perry" in Phineas' usual catchphrase.)
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 14/08/2026
Friend took me up the Smith Tower for my final few drinks before I stop for ECT! Lovely sendoff. And now nothing for 4 months. I can do it but like...I don't waaannna.
View of the Seattle waterfront and Elliot Bay at sunset from high up--the Smith Tower Observatory Bar. White bars outside the window. Gray-pink skies with black land masses jutting out over also gray/slightly reflective water. Ferry terminals in the foreground and a few boats going by. What looks like the orange fiery sun upper right but it already set. It's a reflection or something.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 13/08/2026
Flying Pie was the family favorite pizza place growing up. It's nothing like what I'd typically seek out now. I have no idea what style it is. But I've not found anything quite like it. It just rules. I started making a "Seattle style" pie while I was in NYC, inspired by it and a few others.
A greasy pizza with a ton of bright red pepperoni and dark golden brown edges in a cardboard box with some foil on under on the upper part of the pic.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 13/08/2026
I have replaced the pint glass with this dreamboat! There must always be two, it's like the Sith.
Pint glass with "FLYING PIE PIZZERIA" logo, red font, with graphic of chubby mustachioed pizza chef, in white chef hat and apron proudly presenting a pizza to you and snapping his fingers maybe.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 09/08/2026
😭
Seattle Mariners ballpark during 50 seasons celebration. From upper deck behind home plate. 50 Seasons logo carved into green outfield grass, shadows coming over. 50 players in dugout type jackets standing in formation on infield.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 08/08/2026
Filling out all my Mariners postgame surveys just to urge the reinstatement of unaltered Kingsmen "Louie Louie" at 7th inning stretch full-time. Like I once did to advise them to get rid of Macklemore, which worked and brought us back to the Postseason. This Is The Way.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 07/08/2026
Presented without comment: Dan Wilsons's MLB Network wardrobe CHOICE just now?
Pic of Seattle Mariners manager Dan Wilson with their ballpark, green grass and wall in background. He has dark blue Mariners hat on and blue hoodie with yellow vintage Seattle Mariners logo. Circling around it in white text, reads: "SEATTLE MARINERS * DESIGNED TO IMPROVE MENTAL HEALTH." a microphone held next to him with red, white & blue MLB network logo.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 04/08/2026
Anyone do this I am sorry.
Shot from Star Wars Ep I where Anakin is in the starfighter cockpit with dark helmet and tan jacket on and dark background saying "NOW THIS IS PODRACING!" but San Diego Padres GM AJ Preller's face is in place of his and caption in white is "NOW THIS, IS PADRES-ING!"
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 03/08/2026
OH NO. Unprecedented silence today. I got cocky and sent them "the old stuff." Well I am divorced now and forever alone again. I was a fool to think for a second that I deserved such Human Connection of course.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 02/08/2026
😅
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 30/07/2026
This is off the chain, hardware store I'm freezer shopping at has this helpful chart telling me how much of a cow the different sizes can hold. I'm just looking at 7 cu ft, so less than 1/4 of a cow. But my family is very small, I think that will be OK.
A chart with blue header/white text, "UNDERSTANDING FREEZER CAPACITY."  One row is "POUNDS OF BEEF," Each column has a light blue cow with a portion increasingly filled in dark blue from left to right to illustrate how much the freezer size can hold, from 2.5 cu ft going up to 40 cu ft on the right. Other rows are "FAMILY MEALS," "WEEKS SUPPLY."
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 29/07/2026
Raaats.
The mayor of South Park with her blue hair standing in front of City Hall with aids on either side, rolling her eyes with caption "NO, MR. ANDREW, WE CANNOT GET RID OF ALL THE DAN WILSONS." (originally MR. GARRISON and MEXICANS, nouns crudely replaced)
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Album art: FAILURE / FANTASTIC PLANET. 60's looking hand-drawn art of 3 astronauts in white suits, red helmets with rifles drawn, a barren light brown landscape, dark blue sky and bases of retro rocket ships behind them.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 26/07/2026
What, you thought I was bluffing? Or that you could stop me somehow? You don't know anything ABOUT me man.
Everett AquaSox on home field Everett Memorial Stadium. Bright and dark green striped turf "grass" with dark turf "dirt" infield. Bright sun and blue sky with some dramatic clouds approaching. Team in red Santa uniforms. Pretty full stands around.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 24/07/2026
Athletes Unlimited Softball League play-in game underway on ESPN, Portland Cascade at Chicago Bandits, winner takes on Utah Talons for the championship! Obviously ya know who I got...
Headshot of graying white guy, me, in light blue/white "Bandits" script ballcap and mint green t-shirt, poster of Yoda behind left, various ballcaps and flannels hanging on dark wood door above right and white walls around.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 20/07/2026
Pennywise got some help closing down Fourth Corner Punk Fest with "Bro Hymn" in honor of Jennifer Finch, what a moment.
Pennywise onstage led by Jim Lindberg in blue t-shirt, pointing on the air. But whole stage filled people, some wearing neon credentials, some just fans who hopped up, light blue sky behind stage around sunset.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 19/07/2026
First band of the day at Fourth Corner, Piñata Protest, bring the house down immediately lol, circle pit and everything. Not sure I've seen a punk band with accordion AND double bass pedal. Didn't see a lot of their merch in the crowd but I predict they will sell out now...
4 piece Latino punk band all dressed in black, singer with a western style accordion. Their banner behind, PIÑATA PROTEST in white on dark background.om a sunny day.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 17/07/2026
Off to SIFFerama for 'The Odyssey' on 70mm woohoo!
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 17/07/2026
(I've pretty much tried every one in the book to no avail. Reason I'm back on em is I wanted to finally address ADHD and she said well, it would be irresponsible on my part to prescribe stimulants without an antipsychotic or mood stabilizer, they could make you manic. Bleh FIIINE.)
Al Pacino in The Godfather Part III in red suit, in a kitchen, hands raised inward, caption "JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT THEY PULL ME BACK IN!
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 13/07/2026
"Blockade" lol. Like this is literally you you dumb idiot. How'd that work out? Oh right you probably don't even know Cinema.
Nute Gunray from the Star Wars prequel trilogy. Dark green humanoid alien Trade Federation guy who's always talking about blockades and stuff, with buggy gold eyes, a permanent frown, red robes, a black head dress with 3 tall points and tails on either side.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 03/07/2026
I'm sorry, there needs to be a rule, how am I to tell these fine competitors apart? Especially when stricken with face blindness? It is DEEPLY ABLEIST, actually. They're even talking about how one is autistic! Throw me a bone my guy. Different color top, or monocle or something.
Screen from Wimbledon tennis coverage, Sinner & Brooksby according to score bug. Light green grass with brown worn spots at baselines, two white men's players in white tops and shorts and white ballcaps, cutting strikingly similar profiles.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 29/06/2026
Oh hey, this thing too!
The Seattle Space Needle in front of a cloudy sky with a little blue and some lush green trees in the foreground, Progress Pride Flag flying on top.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 24/06/2026
lol he just does that sometimes such a sweetheart, DO meet your heroes folx.
A ticket email subject line, white on black: "Edgar Just Sent You 2 Seattle Mariners Tickets."
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 24/06/2026
Me when all the other Mariners fans are not liking the Mariners.
Santa line scene in 'A Christmas Story' with Ralphie, blond hair/glasses in his black blazer and weird "I like Santa" kid in aviation outfit interjecting to his left. But caption "I LIKE THE MARINERS" in white.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 22/06/2026
Woohoo go Bells! It had grass then, but Junior & Edgar played their first pro ball for the Bellingham Mariners here at Joe Martin Field ya know.
Bellingham Bells in white at home on Joe Martin Field from low behind home plate. Bright green turf with red brown infield and white bell/B logo under yellow CHAMPIONS banner in blue circle behind home plate. Dark green trees throughout background and totally clear light blue sky.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 18/06/2026
Well, I'M not forfeiting the game on accountuh not enough Pride. Guess I'm just a better baseball player than some people, what can I say?
Some guy, me, wearing Mariners rainbow "SEA" white-face trucker hat + Northwest Green/rainbow lettering Mariners Pride jersey, with bright green Mariners home field behind, from very top of upper deck third base side.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 18/06/2026
Too early for beer ya know.
A red slushy type beverage in a silver aluminum cup with Seattle Mariners S compass logo, tall green straw protruding, on a silver metal bar overlooking the Mariners' bright green home field on a sunny morning. It is not possible to tell whether there is alcohol in it.
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 18/06/2026
Just make it like the show again please! Haven't seen this guy anywhere in ages, I'm sure he could use the work. "That's a double in a game, but it's a home run or nothing here on Home Run Derby!"
B&W baseball card-like photo of 1960s 'Home Run Derby' TV show host Mark Scott. Generic wholesome white game show type guy of the era in pale gray suit and black tie, greasy black hair, staring into camera holding a pen for no reason. "See HOME RUN DERBY on TV!" "MARK SCOTT / HOME RUN DERBY HOST."
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AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 11/06/2026
I am so so sorry but "better find a church" is a legit sick title.
Cover of the JD & The Straight Shot album "better find a church" on Soundcloud. Front and center turning into camera weirdly expressionless is singer/guitarist/New York Knicks owner/billionaire James Dolan in a black leather jacket and gray fedora like he's a mafia capo. Several FAR younger presumable band members a few feet behind him looking in random directions.
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