AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 29/09/2026"There aren't furry pilots, that's ridiculous!" isn't the right reaction, of course there are some, that's just erasure. My instinct is they are probably overrepresented in that domain if anything and that's a good thing. I hope ALL my pilots are furries. 010
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 29/09/2026Jerry any truth to the rumor I've been hearing from me that the Mariners were PURPOSELY performing poorly, even subconsciously, ultimately knowing their best path to a World Series was to tank the year in exchange for a manager who wouldn't punish their hard work with tactical Postseason sabotage? 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 28/09/2026Yesssss now the Times Square one with the Ferris Wheel pls. 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 28/09/2026Dan The Man! What can I even say. Always love ya as a Classic Lineup Mariner. Yet through the lowest of lows, and most importantly the highest of highs, one thing never waivered: my frothing conviction that you must be fired immediately And now, you have been. Fired like a dog. RIP. #FireDanWilson 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 28/09/2026This alt text isn't good enough. Truly paint me a picture. Are you a born writer or aren't you? Oh, you're not, you never claimed to be? Not everyone is, because this isn't school, my long-ago brief moment of life in which I walked amongst people I could remotely relate to? Hmm interesting... 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 27/09/2026"Choosin' Texas"? Right! By the struggling songwriter in the 'Yellowstone' spinoff! She does it to a dead bar, sets 2 bottles down by our cowboy & says "I just don't know what was tougher by the look of it: this room, er yer day." And proceeds to tell him EXACTLY what he needs to hear this night... 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 27/09/2026I'm afraid my depression is worsening Doc, I am spending practically entire nights in bed. Oh no not sleeping, nothing like that. But still it feels pathetic! 100
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 27/09/2026Yep I'm gonna use the VPN to try Sportsnet+ this MLB Postseason. $30CA = $21.21US. Every game on one service. Fuck the Murdochs. If we go over a month I can also watch the World Series OTA. OH CAAAANNNADDDAAAAA.... 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 26/09/2026Oh yeah well I plan to AI animaSHUN this #LOL I doubt it will be married with the best talent since they all constantly say stuff like "I would sooner die than ever resort to such sniveling means!" 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 26/09/2026Canceled my Athletic subscription to join trans folx boycotting New York Times for their despicable coverage, account deleted. Will miss some favorite baseball writers, but hopefully "Why I'm Ditching The Athletic" becomes the refrain "Why I'm Joining The Athletic" was, remember those days? SAD! ✌️ 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 26/09/2026Fuckin Savannah Bananas man. This is why I've always been a staunch Party Animals supporter! 000
Reposted by AndrewFjen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 26/09/2026I have emailed Jesse Cole, founder and owner of Banana Ball, and Banana Ball media relations regarding the decision to invite Josh Hamilton to make an appearance. let's see if I get a statement! 7856
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 26/09/2026In Mariners Hydro Challenge last night: when Silver Boat was struck by lightning, it was not boosted--it spun out. So, some lightning is bad? OR, @liezlmabelle.bsky.social's idea: does some quality of its sparkly finish react with the lightning to harm it specifically? Something to watch out for! 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 26/09/2026CJ Abrams stands at home plate, pimps the shit out of a non-homer that ends up hitting low off the wall, ends up on first instead of second. Meanwhile Jefry Yan helpfully points up at the same ball for his defense as if it's a pop-up. Love this for both of them! 110
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 25/09/2026OK important story. But was I supposed to interpret this headline another way from, the ROBOTS are on strike? That was kind of your intent here, wasn't it? When we talk about a strike, the name of the strike isn't what the strike is /about/. "The teachers' strike." "The writers' strike." Etc. 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 25/09/2026Oh word! Worth the update? Like what new features they put in? 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 25/09/2026Gary Hill Jr was doing some end of year Mariners radio crew thank yous and I swear to god he thanked Max Rebo. It's harder and harder out there for musicians, I'm glad he found a cool steady gig! 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 24/09/2026Regardless of the Mariners' Postseason odds, there is another thing they must do of course. Those Angels may be down right now but they are famously the only club to never lose 100. They're at 98. Be a shame... 😎 130
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 24/09/2026I finally had to check if the "ARE YOU READYYY?!" in Mason Miller's entrance is part of the Korn track or if they added it and not only is it but...it's the guy? I know it's before their radio days so maybe still figuring things out, but I had not even considered this possibility lol. 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 24/09/2026lol Gary Hill talking about Shoeless Joe's "active" 27-game on-base streak, because it only ended with his ban. If he ever gets un-banned he could get right back at it! 020
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 24/09/2026Friend asked if there's a term for the bros waving their shirts in the stands at baseball games and just does not like "Tarps Off" at ALL. "Shirtless Saluters" and "Topless Toms" could be a couple good alternatives, just off the top of her head. What's everyone think? That horse left the barn? 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 23/09/2026You can live on just peanut M&Ms, they're everything your body needs if you think about it. They just aren't allowed to say that but I can #ad 120
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 23/09/2026I like when people say they are "not easily offended." Oh great! Love people like that, so you take criticism well. Want to know how you could do better for people around you. Especially members of marginalized communities & such OH that is like not totally what you meant by that is it lol. 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 23/09/2026Afraid friend is using ChatGPT a TON. Says she's just a "realist" because she'll have to use it at work so she's learning. But she's not working and doesn't know what she wants to do next. So...that's why it has to make your grocery list (and you have to spend time correcting it apparently)? 100
Reposted by AndrewFkat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Craig Kimbrel 67513
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 20/09/2026What. No. You must all withhold your affections from your tall violent Reaching man til he turns his violence against the nazis as intended. 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 20/09/2026Hmm I am going to have get offline and watch WPBL G4 on delay...no real rooting interest but of course I say let's see those Firebells force an Historic Game 5! 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 20/09/2026Cowards. They are practically defenseless down there, what do you want with them anyways? 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 20/09/2026Ha Angels booth not sure what position to write extra INF Kody Clemens in at...CF? That's where Gameday has him...idk they better ban these shenanigans ASAP! 010
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 20/09/2026Hahaha Mason Miller gives up a game-tying homer going for a 5-out save and I'm not sure I've ever heard Don Orsillo less enthusiastic. 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 20/09/2026Well of course IF the Mariners do not end up winning the West, I prefer it be the Rangers. Just to see 2nd-TJ-era deGrom in the Postseason. Among other reasons. 010
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 20/09/2026lol text from Mom that was this year's missed slogan: The 2026 Mariners: "I can't believe we're losing to these guys!" 020
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 20/09/2026I like when a ball club "chips away" at a deficit. Sometimes it's what you gotta do in life man. Can't just be hittin 3-run homers every day and that's OK ya know? 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 20/09/2026My white noise app just added "Pigeons of NYC." I'm not sure that's going into the rotation but I like the title because it sounds like it's certain notable pigeons. 120
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 20/09/2026What is this soundtrack ESPN has over the Technical Difficulties card? Nature white noise but also an office? Wind, plants, insects, some papers shuffling, door closing. But I'm feeling like the papers would get blown around a lot more with those gusts right? It's not good working outside weather. 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 20/09/2026lol Howie Rose as we go to ABS: "As we look at the cartoon, it's low." I'm not a super frequent listener, has he always said this? Well I'm adopting as a hat tip in any case. Hope he gets one more in tomorrow! #LGM 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 20/09/2026WPBL Championship game 3! Firebells down 2 games to none can they--ope they've got 2 runs!! 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 19/09/2026"He calls it a sweeper but it's really more of a cutter" um who are YOU to say what his pitch is sir? 110
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 19/09/2026Hahaha Laz is asked if he was aware of the Rockies' ballpark's rep and oh yeah, he's played there, "in the PlayStation!" 100
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 19/09/2026Lázaro and Randy were definitely never opening for Ed Sheeran! 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 18/09/2026Gotta savor those ADHD privileges ya know. Just think of all the poor people who feel unable to enjoy Night Coffee regularly. 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 17/09/2026There's a character in the Robin Hood show who's like my new gender role model. Whatever the person I like is into, I now dramatically reveal myself to be that and say "Isn't it plain, what I am offering you?!" Disarming queer shenanigans from the Robin Hood show! 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 16/09/2026Whoa YES is profiling 40's Yankees pitcher Spec Shea, aka The Naugatuck Nugget, who tutored Robert Redford to play Roy Hobbes in 'The Natural'! Maybe that's who Chipper's kid is named after, since it's totally NOT the stadium. 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 16/09/2026Well I am moving to Russia to be a Russian Oligarch, finally my ticket outta here. No use tryna talk me out of it, I am filling out the application rn. 000
AndrewF @andrewflincoln.com · 16/09/2026Remembering Raúl Ibañez was one of 3 finalists for Rays manager along with Kevin Cash & Don Wakamatsu way back in 2014, but withdrew citing family reasons. Would do well to look beyond just former Mariners but idk, wonder how he's feeling now, those Rays seem good at this... 000