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Andrew Belfry

@andrewbelfry.com
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(Humor) Writer. Ph.D. candidate in English & Creative Writing. MFA. Words in McSweeney's, HAD, Points in Case, & elsewhere. Father of two. he/him. Tired. www.andrewbelfry.com

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Andrew Belfry @andrewbelfry.com · 31/05/2026
You guys! They're going to cure lactose intolerance this fall! We can all relax now!
An oddly specific fortune from a fortune cookie that reads: "Your dreams will come true in October."
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Andrew Belfry @andrewbelfry.com · 25/06/2025
Introduction my latest in a long line of writing distractions. "Doc Seuss"
Unrelentingly adorable husky/golden puppy.
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Andrew Belfry @andrewbelfry.com · 06/12/2024
Me: [constantly nitpicking critically acclaimed literature] Also me: There is so much energy and richness in my 5yo's work.
Blue, green, and purple watercolor painting.
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Andrew Belfry @andrewbelfry.com · 09/08/2023
Coffee in a banned books reading list, while making some toddler lunches (which is mostly plain pasta).
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