Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I wasn’t in a very good mood but then I walked past such a wonderfully well maintained patch of grass it’s perked me right up 090
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The amount you are sloshing the wine around in that glass is making me anxious 240
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Just read the Grindr name “Sloppy BJ 4 u” to the tune of Happy Birthday lol 3170
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I fear I have the worst headache any human has ever had 030
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I know where to start my stalkingstatic.klipy.comKim Kardashian Smiling Behind a BushALT: Kim Kardashian Smiling Behind a Bush 000
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026You live that close to there? The Rubery end or Longbridge end? 100
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I actually had a walk along that river bit which is quite nice 100
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Yes that’s it. Some facing the water and the trees are nice but the majority just looked gross. I guess it’s still being built so might be better when complete 100
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ahh ok. Think it’s called Water Works? Between Longbridge and Rubery 100
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This is risky because there’s a chance it’s the one you live on lol 100
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I’ve just driven through a new build housing estate so bad that I want to kms 140
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It’s the little of one of my favourite songs and generally iconic right 120
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Not one for hyperbole (lol) but this SNLUK is the best comedy I’ve seen in years. I can’t stop crying laughing, no notes 070
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Two sets of coordinates, we love an oblique reference in this house 010
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Got two new tattoos today but you can’t see the chest one until the embarrassing little patch of shaved hair grows back 3280
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Am I watching Strictly ironically or am I just watching Strictly? 230
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I don’t mean to be dramatic but it’s making the task feel insurmountable 120
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This is not helping when I’m already hungry and trying to motivate myself to go cook 120
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Trying to ration myself to only sliding into the DMs of one man per week but some of you make it difficult 😡 070
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Man in the takeaway called me Boss, I’m entering my dom era 160
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Reviewing the WhatsApp thread I have with myself and I fear if anyone ever found it I would be sectioned 160
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Having a super productive morning! (I wrote 3 posts in the drafts for later) 170
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Not a commentary on the content of the show itself but is nobody else finding it weird that the BBC will write an entire article every time there’s a Traitors episode? 020
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Am I drunk or is a couple with one child the original throuple 030