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@andrewamc.bsky.social
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34 / Birmingham. In a bid to reduce and streamline my social media usage I have joined another social media platform

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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yes Sir 🫡
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Walking into A level maths every morning 2008-2010
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I wasn’t in a very good mood but then I walked past such a wonderfully well maintained patch of grass it’s perked me right up
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The amount you are sloshing the wine around in that glass is making me anxious
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Slurp away Nicky
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
~blow~ out the candles
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just read the Grindr name “Sloppy BJ 4 u” to the tune of Happy Birthday lol
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I fear I have the worst headache any human has ever had
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
👋
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I know where to start my stalking
static.klipy.com
Kim Kardashian Smiling Behind a Bush
ALT: Kim Kardashian Smiling Behind a Bush
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You live that close to there? The Rubery end or Longbridge end?
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I did
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I actually had a walk along that river bit which is quite nice
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don’t have a clue what you’re talking about
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yes that’s it. Some facing the water and the trees are nice but the majority just looked gross. I guess it’s still being built so might be better when complete
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ahh ok. Think it’s called Water Works? Between Longbridge and Rubery
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is risky because there’s a chance it’s the one you live on lol
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’ve just driven through a new build housing estate so bad that I want to kms
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Went to like this then I realised I already liked it 🥺
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What is this I’m scared
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Title*
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s the little of one of my favourite songs and generally iconic right
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s a tilde 😌
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not one for hyperbole (lol) but this SNLUK is the best comedy I’ve seen in years. I can’t stop crying laughing, no notes
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Living the dream
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Napping at this time? She’ll regret that
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Two sets of coordinates, we love an oblique reference in this house
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Noooo I look like a shorn sheep
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hey I’m short but I’m not that short
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Got two new tattoos today but you can’t see the chest one until the embarrassing little patch of shaved hair grows back
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Excellent choice of verb
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I suddenly feel very thirsty
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I like the bad ones best
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Am I watching Strictly ironically or am I just watching Strictly?
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Give me an hour and I’ll be the same
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don’t mean to be dramatic but it’s making the task feel insurmountable
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is not helping when I’m already hungry and trying to motivate myself to go cook
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trying to ration myself to only sliding into the DMs of one man per week but some of you make it difficult 😡
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lucky Torremolinos x
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Man in the takeaway called me Boss, I’m entering my dom era
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Send yourself a message
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Aye but quality not quantity
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Reviewing the WhatsApp thread I have with myself and I fear if anyone ever found it I would be sectioned
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I would like that very much
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That one looks weighty enough for me
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What a lovely plump duvet
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Adult content lol
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Having a super productive morning! (I wrote 3 posts in the drafts for later)
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not a commentary on the content of the show itself but is nobody else finding it weird that the BBC will write an entire article every time there’s a Traitors episode?
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Am I drunk or is a couple with one child the original throuple
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