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Andrew

@andrewamc.bsky.social
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34 / Birmingham. In a bid to reduce and streamline my social media usage I have joined another social media platform

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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 8h
Not one for hyperbole (lol) but this SNLUK is the best comedy I’ve seen in years. I can’t stop crying laughing, no notes
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10h
Got two new tattoos today but you can’t see the chest one until the embarrassing little patch of shaved hair grows back
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11h
Am I watching Strictly ironically or am I just watching Strictly?
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 13h
Trying to ration myself to only sliding into the DMs of one man per week but some of you make it difficult 😡
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 17h
Man in the takeaway called me Boss, I’m entering my dom era
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 19h
Reviewing the WhatsApp thread I have with myself and I fear if anyone ever found it I would be sectioned
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 22h
Having a super productive morning! (I wrote 3 posts in the drafts for later)
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 23h
Not a commentary on the content of the show itself but is nobody else finding it weird that the BBC will write an entire article every time there’s a Traitors episode?
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Am I drunk or is a couple with one child the original throuple
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Had 4 cans on FaceTime to my parents x
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pretentious level 100: cooking gnocchi whilst reading an essay
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If I was Banksy I would go and collect all the tattered flags from lampposts, recycle them into a dingy, put it in the Tate and win a prize.
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Extremely perturbed that the only way to wake up feeling ready for the week in a good mood on a Monday morning is to not drink alcohol the night before and to go to bed at a sensible time
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m 3 days late because I’m indecisive and I love music
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m 34 years old and if I want to put the dishwasher on filled at 40% capacity then so help me god I’ll do it
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bereft there’s no SNLUK tonight
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bought new underwear so now I have the predicament of what to do with some older pairs 😏
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As someone who finds men with their eyes too close together extremely hot living close to Dudley is a treat
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If my husband is asleep but physically in the room then I’m not drinking alone right
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My retirement goal is to be able to do the big shop at M&S each week
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anybody want to listen to a song I can guarantee they will hate?
youtu.be
The Angelus
YouTube video by Gilla Band - Topic
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Had a dream a colleague found certain material of mine on the internet and I’m not going to be able to make eye contact with him today
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I went on Bake Off I’d make a little bit extra each challenge so I had something to snack on
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Enjoying the new CRJ but nobody needs a pop project to be nearly 90 minutes long do they?
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One last refresh of all 174 social media platforms then sleep x
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Proven method for beating Sunday scaries is sharing a bottle of wine and watching SNLUK saved from the night before
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Millennials that bang on about autumn need to get a grip. I’m wet, hot, cold and sweating all at the same time
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Keep thinking how good my run was yesterday because of how much my thighs are aching today, then I remember I didn’t go for a run 😏
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Posting this because I’m annoyed but also to maybe make myself see I am being silly. Husband and I aren’t talking because he’s shrunk another one of my jumpers in the wash
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Epistolary novels, or sections of novels, make me cross 😡
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(Unpopular?) opinion but I wouldn’t mind a few weeks of Covid lockdown again, nostalgic for reading a couple of books per week sat in the garden not doing much
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jump scare - not paying attention whilst texting about hot dads and someone on the Teams meeting says my name
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If my mother in law does one more Shein shop for horrible cheap clothes for our son to wear I’m going to have to say something
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don’t follow Americans on here as a general rule. If you’ve made the cut consider yourself an absolute 10/10 😌
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My version of this is “I’m taking the bins out” to the tune of “Making Your Mind Up” by Bucks Fizz
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They’re really going hard on promotion of Bake Off this year aren’t they?
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Went to the village of Bakewell today and every single man there was hot I’m in the mood to suck off a football team
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s every nana’s favourite day of the year - new season of Strictly
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok my husband was looking hot today
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s my Friday and I’m a passenger princess
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I wonder if there’s a German word for when you’re in the mood to get fingered by someone with tattoos on his hands
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah I’m an ally of feminism (wolf whistled a male construction worker from my car)
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Whisky and a stout - I’m applying for an Irish passport and changing my name to Patrick
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bought a homeless woman some food last night and she asked for a pie and spring rolls, the combination is still bothering me
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fucks sake I went out for food and drinks with a friend and got in at 5am
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m declaring today the start of winter as I start my high strength vitamin D again
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If I murder my husband may this picture be used as evidence in court
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Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Doing my public duty and texting those gays who might not yet have seen “just a hole for daddy” 🫡
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