Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 8hNot one for hyperbole (lol) but this SNLUK is the best comedy I’ve seen in years. I can’t stop crying laughing, no notes 060
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10hGot two new tattoos today but you can’t see the chest one until the embarrassing little patch of shaved hair grows back 3270
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11hAm I watching Strictly ironically or am I just watching Strictly? 230
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 13hTrying to ration myself to only sliding into the DMs of one man per week but some of you make it difficult 😡 070
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 19hReviewing the WhatsApp thread I have with myself and I fear if anyone ever found it I would be sectioned 160
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 22hHaving a super productive morning! (I wrote 3 posts in the drafts for later) 170
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 23hNot a commentary on the content of the show itself but is nobody else finding it weird that the BBC will write an entire article every time there’s a Traitors episode? 020
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Am I drunk or is a couple with one child the original throuple 030
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Pretentious level 100: cooking gnocchi whilst reading an essay 090
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If I was Banksy I would go and collect all the tattered flags from lampposts, recycle them into a dingy, put it in the Tate and win a prize. 060
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Extremely perturbed that the only way to wake up feeling ready for the week in a good mood on a Monday morning is to not drink alcohol the night before and to go to bed at a sensible time 3110
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m 3 days late because I’m indecisive and I love music 1100
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m 34 years old and if I want to put the dishwasher on filled at 40% capacity then so help me god I’ll do it 1210
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Bought new underwear so now I have the predicament of what to do with some older pairs 😏 4100
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026As someone who finds men with their eyes too close together extremely hot living close to Dudley is a treat 2101
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If my husband is asleep but physically in the room then I’m not drinking alone right 1130
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My retirement goal is to be able to do the big shop at M&S each week 2141
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Anybody want to listen to a song I can guarantee they will hate?youtu.beThe AngelusYouTube video by Gilla Band - Topic 110
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Had a dream a colleague found certain material of mine on the internet and I’m not going to be able to make eye contact with him today 070
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If I went on Bake Off I’d make a little bit extra each challenge so I had something to snack on 040
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Enjoying the new CRJ but nobody needs a pop project to be nearly 90 minutes long do they? 000
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One last refresh of all 174 social media platforms then sleep x 040
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Proven method for beating Sunday scaries is sharing a bottle of wine and watching SNLUK saved from the night before 190
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Millennials that bang on about autumn need to get a grip. I’m wet, hot, cold and sweating all at the same time 1270
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Keep thinking how good my run was yesterday because of how much my thighs are aching today, then I remember I didn’t go for a run 😏 1150
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Posting this because I’m annoyed but also to maybe make myself see I am being silly. Husband and I aren’t talking because he’s shrunk another one of my jumpers in the wash 270
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Epistolary novels, or sections of novels, make me cross 😡 330
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026(Unpopular?) opinion but I wouldn’t mind a few weeks of Covid lockdown again, nostalgic for reading a couple of books per week sat in the garden not doing much 7160
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Jump scare - not paying attention whilst texting about hot dads and someone on the Teams meeting says my name 290
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If my mother in law does one more Shein shop for horrible cheap clothes for our son to wear I’m going to have to say something 2110
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I don’t follow Americans on here as a general rule. If you’ve made the cut consider yourself an absolute 10/10 😌 140
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My version of this is “I’m taking the bins out” to the tune of “Making Your Mind Up” by Bucks Fizz 130
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026They’re really going hard on promotion of Bake Off this year aren’t they? 120
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Went to the village of Bakewell today and every single man there was hot I’m in the mood to suck off a football team 1191
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s every nana’s favourite day of the year - new season of Strictly 050
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I wonder if there’s a German word for when you’re in the mood to get fingered by someone with tattoos on his hands 1140
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Yeah I’m an ally of feminism (wolf whistled a male construction worker from my car) 0110
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Whisky and a stout - I’m applying for an Irish passport and changing my name to Patrick 0220
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Bought a homeless woman some food last night and she asked for a pie and spring rolls, the combination is still bothering me 2130
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Fucks sake I went out for food and drinks with a friend and got in at 5am 1100
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’m declaring today the start of winter as I start my high strength vitamin D again 1110
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If I murder my husband may this picture be used as evidence in court 9330
Andrew @andrewamc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Doing my public duty and texting those gays who might not yet have seen “just a hole for daddy” 🫡 050