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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 19/09/2026

Spectacular work from Wrexham's social media bod. After their spygate-esque ad for Firefox this week too. #WxmAFC #saints #boro #spygate

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 19/09/2026

I bet you can get one of those easier than you can a Boro shirt from the club shop 😂

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 19/09/2026

Yup. Get that Rangers' lad into the fray. Have some bite in the MF. Hopefully by the time this 3 week bullshit break is done, he'll be up to speed. Pukstas looks a beast too - get him on for some direct headed goals

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 19/09/2026

Another game where we only put in a shift for 45 minutes. Great not to lose it, but let's get a full 90 performance sooner than later. #boro #utb

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 19/09/2026

We're like when a boxer or UFC fighter cockily puts their guard down to give opponents a free hit 🙈

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 19/09/2026

Vitek shouldn't be getting beaten at his near post like that. I remain unconvinced by this fella so far. #boro #utb

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 19/09/2026

I'll just assume Arfsten, Malanda and McGree play wherever they want 😂

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 19/09/2026

The mental gymnastics all #Boro fans need to do to work out what the potential formation is based on team lists and squad numbers like this 😂 Maybe just need to give up trying to do so and assume it'll be 2-5 at the back, 1 or 2 in the middle and everyone else upfront! bsky.app/profile/mfc....

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 17/09/2026

I think the top priority for the club is to find a lookalike, then have him hypnotised to think he's ACD - then send this imposter back to Brighton. The real ACD can then be given an alias and a Teesside accent and we "find a gem of a replacement" in our U21 squad. No-one will suspect a thing.

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 14/09/2026

Because if it doesn't get done above board, it'll get done behind the scenes. He'll be getting that money one way or the other.

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 05/09/2026

If this lot were Just Stop Oil or Palestine Action, they'd have been hauled into police custody and before a judge within a week. Instead, they get a day out at the seaside, national media coverage and chance to wave a the train arriving to take them home. bsky.app/profile/hope...

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 03/09/2026

Agreed. I can't see Burnley "doing a Leicester" as some suspected. They'll be up there and in the mix

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 29/08/2026

By chance, did you have another 3-1 bet on for today's game too? A bumper week in the Wilson household, if so 😂

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 29/08/2026

Not bad names for Will to be mentioned alongside then! Cracking start for him

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 29/08/2026

I did mean to say, probs since the George Camsell era! George bagged 10 in 1 month for his stonker season 😂

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 29/08/2026

Has any @mfc.co.uk player ever scored six goals in a month before?! I remember Rav started hot with 4 or 5 in August. But Lankshear with 6 in his first month is ridiculous. #boro #utb

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 29/08/2026

West Brom deserved that equaliser TBF. They've played well and out-Boro'd us. #boro #utb

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 29/08/2026

Lankshear was about half a mile offside for that, but we'll take it! Remember tho, the Football Gods will return this upon us at some point down the line. #boro #utb

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 24/08/2026

100% agree.... it might be a suitable use for the AI they keep pushing in peoples faces too, where the AI could actually give some genuine benefit to people and have it review posts/comments and make the decision whether it's vile, hate-filled, racist, xenophobic, shitty bile. Make this happen!

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 16/08/2026

Regardless of how Boro do this season, I sincerely hope that -4 points means they JUST miss out on something this year 😂

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 15/08/2026

I think it's genuinely impossible to disagree with what Kim says after games - he's always honest, humble and always sees the game the same way that the fans do. Today was a game we would have lost 0-1 last season!

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 15/08/2026

So THATS what it's like to score a 90th minute winner!?! Got out of jail here. We've been sloppy overall, but I'll take that - find a way to win! #boro #utb

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 15/08/2026

Welcome! I think Gibbo has definitely found the keys to HMS Piss The League down the back of a sofa at Rockcliffe. A disgustingly good transfer window 🥇

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 14/08/2026

I bet whoever is in charge of "the button" for those UK #emergencyalert phone notifications, fucking loves their job! Wielding the power to make a country of 70M people collectively shit themselves 😂

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 12/08/2026

Genuine question - does anyone know how these get paid? Do Spurs automatically drop money to us as soon as the transfer is agreed with contracted terms and timings? Or do Boro need to apply for it, then wait weeks/months, like when you can claim cashback for buying a new phone?!

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 08/08/2026

The moment where Joseph was clattered between 2 Wrexham defenders about to run free from halfway, but instead of staying down as the ball was gone he immediately jumped up and bounced the 2nd defender off him with a "nah, fuck you pal!" was some bite Boro have been lacking. Love to see it!

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 07/08/2026

Get in Lankshear! Nobody would have put that away last season. Would have gone out for a goal kick or throw in 😂 Definitely proving an upgrade already!! #boro #utb

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 07/08/2026

Boro pretty blunt on the whole so far. We look a mess at the back. Quite a few sloppy passes losing possession. Sol Brynn doing his job well though with a solid save. #boro #utb

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 04/08/2026

Despite losing Hayden, this transfer window is one of the best I've ever seen in terms of raw talent and promise coming through the door. Hopefully it's enough to go one step further than last season 🤞🏻 Exciting times regardless #UTFB

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 29/07/2026

I can echo all of this! I'm not long back from seeing at the Odeon. Some sound system they've fitted in there, it was like a Metallica gig at times! Someone sat next to me did the "Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne" line for that scene 😂

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 23/07/2026

It would be the icing on another fantastic cake served up by @mfc.co.uk this week, if one of those "10 other clubs" was Southampton 😂 #boro #utb

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 20/07/2026

Southampton peaking from behind the bush and swooping in on this one in 3.... 2.... 1.... #boro #utb

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 20/07/2026

So, reading between the lines, you're breaking it to everyone that Boro aren't going to have solid gold urinals installed in the North stand using the change from buying 2 x £15M strikers?!

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 19/07/2026

Super rare "ten goal thriller". Most entertaining game of the World Cup #ENGFRA

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 18/07/2026

If only this #ENGFRA performance was the game tomorrow....

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 18/07/2026

Your bid Arsenal, let's get this auction really going! Boro fans thank you both in advance. 💸🤑💰 bsky.app/profile/davi...

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Shaun the Sheep: Auction Sold!

ALT: Shaun the Sheep: Auction Sold!

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 18/07/2026

I bet he's shitting himself for what reception he might get from the fans after 2 years on the naughty step.

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 18/07/2026

Proper football back on the telly. #boro #utb

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 15/07/2026

I think it was destined for England to play France this weekend, and get a pasting! We've known it for weeks. Just that nobody predicted it for the wooden spoon. I hope Spain wins it outright.

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 15/07/2026

Fucks sake. Tuchel, you had 6 defenders on the pitch to defend a 1 goal lead?! They gave the guy an entire postcode district of space too. Small mercy... at least it wasn't penalties. #ENGARG

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 15/07/2026

If this game continues to descend further into the dark arts, will #England be able to bring on Severus Snape in the second half?

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 10/07/2026

I wasn't sure about Kyle Joseph being suited for Boro, but looking at his goals on YouTube videos he does what we didn't do enough of - he doesn't just score clear-cut chances, he bullies his way into getting a chance in the first place #boro #utb

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 09/07/2026

Did you manage to tick off any new service stations on the way over there?! 😂

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 06/07/2026

We truly are in the blursed timeline right now

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