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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 19/09/2026

Spectacular work from Wrexham's social media bod. After their spygate-esque ad for Firefox this week too. #WxmAFC #saints #boro #spygate

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 20/07/2026

Southampton peaking from behind the bush and swooping in on this one in 3.... 2.... 1.... #boro #utb

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 18/07/2026

Proper football back on the telly. #boro #utb

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 25/06/2026

A perfect example of "cause and effect" in my notifications this evening. #SteamSale

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 24/06/2026

Brand new £3k laptop for work. Upgraded specs. Shiny. Very nice. BUT - Doesn't include the fucking charger! £120 extra if you want that luxury. You don't get to be the richest company on earth without giving stuff away that used to be free I suppose 🤷🏻 #apple #macbookpro #enshittification

MacBook Pro box label showing high specs of new MacBook M5 Pro with 48GB RAM and 1TB storage. But, without a power adapter!

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 24/05/2026

What a fucking day though... until the game got going, anyways! #boro #utb #wembley

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 06/04/2026

Pretty clear that #Boro are definitely doing this promotion attempt the hardest and most difficult way possible. We should never have expected anything less really, should we?!

Difficulty select screen from DOOM video game, adjusted to show a higher difficulty tier than "NIGHTMARE!" called "TYPICAL FUCKING BORO"

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 26/01/2026

FAO Football Gods. Please consider this commitment paid up and repaid. Thank you for your attention on this matter. #utb #boro

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 26/01/2026

If Norwich can hold on and win this, I'll buy a jar of Colman's Mustard and a Delia Smith cookbook first thing tomorrow as repayment

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 19/01/2026

The official @bsky.app over on Twatter, pulling zero punches...

Bluesky post on X stating "Sad Epstein isn't alive to use Grok. He would have loved it."

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 01/01/2026

Should have known - whilst walking the dog, Spotify random DJ blessed me with "Slide Away" by Oasis. #boro #utb

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 25/12/2025

Merry Christmas all! Hope Santa brings three points for this legend tomorrow

Middlesbrough manager Kim Hellberg wearing a Santa hat and giving fans a thumbs up

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 05/12/2025

These 2 don't even look like humans. They look like lizard people wearing fake faces. It would explain a alot. I profusely apologise to lizards everywhere for this comparison.

Screenshot of BBC Sport showing Emperor Trump and FIFAs Infantino sliming up to one another and looking very unnatural in the process

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 29/09/2025

Can't even have a sneaky bit of supper without someone trying to get a piece of it.

Two dogs sat on a living room rug, watching patiently and hoping for scraps of my food

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 13/09/2025

Should you have chance to speak to Heckingbottom again, please could you pass this information on. They'll sort him right out 👍🏻

Map and directions to Specsavers in Preston, England

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 12/08/2025

Lovely spot for a swift(ish) 3k jog

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 17/06/2025

... continuing to "smash it" this week too. #technicaldebt

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 15/06/2025

I either need to send my kids for an eye test, or my 16 year old son has imminent life changing news to share 🤔

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 13/06/2025

I'd love to be as bold and brazen as this MF. Waiting to pick the kids up at school, he knocked on the window and asked if I could reverse up a bit so he could squeeze in on the end. He's literally left about 4" between and fecked off. Trapped in Eaglescliffe village now!

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 07/04/2025

The People's Republic of Teesside 😍

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 05/02/2025

This is just MS Clippy, for 2025. Filth.

Screenshot from Google Docs that demonstrates how the Gemini AI is being forced into every feature, tool and service - whether we want it or not!

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Andy Gatenby @andrew.gatenby.dev · 13/01/2025

I love air fryers. So simple and idea, affordable and cheap to run. Fucking mint things. Although, even the fancy ones are still a giant leap away from this peak of home culinary genius. #BTTF2 #PizzaHydrator

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