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Andrew Maynard

@andrew-maynard.bsky.social
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Teacher & Writer, Richmond, VA.

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Ander Monson @angermonsoon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Today we kick off publishing l*sts over at @essaydaily.bsky.social. L*STS are lists, lasts, losts, and lusts. First up is @erinkeane.bsky.social's State Fair Vanitas! www.essaydaily.org/2026/08/erin.... Want to contribute one? Pitch us!
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Andrew Maynard @andrew-maynard.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
an object (and her story) available to bid on (and read). honored to be featured in the prestigious literary pages of ebay.
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Ander Monson @angermonsoon.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Just up for read/share/bid: a very short Significant Object 2026 by @andrew-maynard.bsky.social: www.ebay.com/itm/26764806... @tucsonessayclub.bsky.social #significantobjects #significantobjects2026
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Andrew Maynard @andrew-maynard.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
an object (and her story) available to bid on (and read). honored to be featured in the prestigious literary pages of ebay.
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DIAGRAM @eldiagram.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
DIAGRAM 26.1 thediagram.com/26_1/index.h...
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Andrew Maynard @andrew-maynard.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
“how every shape in my life was pressed at least a little to the side by your theories and delusions, the force of being around you, a gravity.” @angermonsoon.bsky.social, steward of Significant Objects, with a gem of a story/object for sale on eBay
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Ander Monson @angermonsoon.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Today's Significant Objects 2026 is mine: Sand Clown (Carletta) You've got a week to read, share, and bid on this weirdo: www.ebay.com/itm/26763437... #significantobjects2026 #significantobjects @tucsonessayclub.bsky.social
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Ander Monson @angermonsoon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
New Significant Objects 2026 up: Bud Vase by Jae Towle Vieira: www.ebay.com/itm/26762871...
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Ander Monson @angermonsoon.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Today's Significant Object 2026 is SIDEWAYS DVD by @lydiapaar.bsky.social: www.ebay.com/itm/26762869... #significantobjects #significantobjects2026 @tucsonessayclub.bsky.social
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ninaschuyler.bsky.social @ninaschuyler.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Thank you @brettpribble.bsky.social at Ghost Parachute, for publishing my little/big story.
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K.C. Mead-Brewer @kcmeadbrewer.com · 02/04/2026
beyond delighted to share my new story "Even After You're Gone," fresh now with the lovely @bulbregion.bsky.social! check it out 🦇⚡
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Even After You’re Gone, by K.C. Mead-Brewer — The Bulb Region
Even After You’re Gone — K.C. Mead-Brewer RIPLEY’S CAT IS A SMALL CAT. Here,...
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Ander Monson @angermonsoon.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Today's @tucsonessayclub.bsky.social Significant Object story/listing is Hot Pepper Salsa Dish by Sean Lovelace. This one's an essay which you can read in the listing: www.ebay.com/itm/26762349...
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Hot Pepper Salsa Dish (Significant Objects 2026) by Sean Lovelace | eBay
Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Hot Pepper Salsa Dish (Significant Objects 2026) by Sean Lovelace at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many products!
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Ander Monson @angermonsoon.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
First object/story up in the Significant Objects 2026 Project is Sparkly Shoe Statue by L. C. J. Owen www.ebay.com/itm/26761769... #significantobjects2026 #significantobjects
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March Xmas 2026 @marchxness.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Thoughts on what we're doing here in March Sadness by @angermonsoon.bsky.social on the substack (which you wanna get on if you're not already): open.substack.com/pub/marchxne...
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Once Again On the Sadnesses of March
Listening to Sadness Songs en route to Baltimore
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Andrew Maynard @andrew-maynard.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Excited to have another essay on @havehashad.com today. Thanks to @aaronburch.bsky.social for the prompt and selection!
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HAD @havehashad.com · 14/02/2026
another piece of magic & wonder, today from Andrew Maynard! "...and there was something so romantic about a wingless jet, about succumbing to loneliness, surrendering to isolation, and if I were braver and more original I would’ve broken into the jet..." www.havehashad.com/4jzvg
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Wingless by Andrew Maynard
Picture me—nineteen, kicked out of college—living in a waterless log cabin in Fairbanks, Alaska, on the far corner of my big sister’s property next door to a wingless commercial airplane that belonged…
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HAD @havehashad.com · 20/01/2026
beautiful new Natalie Warther today! "Perhaps each household is allotted a finite amount of joy, as if the wizard’s hands are tied, this is simply the rule of beginnings: Should you acquire giggle and coo, you must forfeit fetch and wag." www.havehashad.com/8e7il
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The Old Dog Begins To Leave Us Now That The Baby Is Here by Natalie Warther
“There you are,” I say to her sweetly, the wriggling boy in my arms. She keeps her head lowered, lifts her foggy eyes, rolls to show me the belly that I have no hands to pet. In our case, the…
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Ander Monson @angermonsoon.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Reposting my Christmas / Big Rudolph epic, "My Monument," on account of it being Christmas eve: creativenonfiction.org/writing/my-m...
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My Monument - Creative Nonfiction
Surrounded by his neighbors’ maximalist holiday displays—104 inflatable Christmas decorations in all, with not a repetition among them—Ander Monson ponders the history of spectacle and considers the m...
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HAD @havehashad.com · 18/12/2025
crow & aaron doing a last call of the year. open right NOW, for 150 submissions... and then again this evening for another 150. (please only submit to one.) especially looking for stuff about the holidays and/or "endings" all genre 500 word max havehashad.submittable.com/submit/34430...
End of 2025
Something of a vague, catch-all theme here to wrap up our year!

Send us something related to the holidays and/or "endings."

Similar to a recent call, we are going to have two windows, a morning and an evening:

10 am ET, Thursday, 12/18
7 pm ET, Thursday, 12/18
please only submit once

Submissions will capped at 150 for each call, meaning a total of 300. A few basic guidelines:

ALL genre ok
500 words 
With micros and poems, up to 3 pieces (totaling no more than 500 all combined) allowed

Surprise us, wow us, all'a that.

All submissions should receive a response within 24 hours.


— Crow & Aaron
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Andrew Maynard @andrew-maynard.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Love these new essays on motherhood in @therumpus.net. "I was afraid to invite death into the room. I was afraid of what it would take with it when it left." -Elizabeth Austin therumpus.net/2025/12/10/g...
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Grim - The Rumpus
I didn’t know how to be this kind of parent. Until this moment, I’d followed a prescribed path: packing lunches, ferrying my kids to and from school, serving balanced meals, running baths in the eveni...
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Complete Sentence @completesentence.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
"...Kyle and Annie both understand that the heart is a spider web capable of trapping and feasting on small, beautiful joys..." It's tricky shifting close 3rd Person POV mid-story, damn near impossible mid-sentence. Yet, @andrew-maynard.bsky.social nails it. www.completesentencelit.com/post/carbs
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Carbs
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Andrew Maynard @andrew-maynard.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Set out to create the most literary one-sentence story ever written about the intersection of hand jobs and the Olive Garden. Thank you @completesentence.bsky.social for giving this piece a home. And my nephew for making the art. www.completesentencelit.com/post/carbs
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Carbs
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Flash Frog @flashfrog.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
NEW STORY⚡️🐸 “Digging Toward the Sun” by @andrew-maynard.bsky.social is now up! Art by Franziska Hofhansel flash-frog.com/2025/11/03/d...
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Digging Toward the Sun by Andrew Maynard
Two boys build a sand castle at the edge of the earth. Their father watches at a distance, pushing his toes into the sand. It’s not actually quiet—thunderous waves folding in on themselves, wind bl…
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Joshua Jones Lofflin @jjlofflin.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
"The castle sways more and more, and the father says they must remain diligent. No cutting corners. Each floor must be stronger than the last."
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Andrew Maynard @andrew-maynard.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Very excited to have a story in @flashfrog.bsky.social, a journal I’ve long admired. Thank you @ericscottryon.bsky.social for the edits and commissioning such perfect artwork! I hope you give it a read
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Essay Daily @essaydaily.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
"When the internet told me what Justice Alito had said, my first response was What’s a Gore Vidal?" @andrew-maynard.bsky.social on Pornhub, Gore Vidal, and other Epsteins www.essaydaily.org/2025/10/reth...
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Rethinking Pornhub’s Role in the Literary Zeitgeist by Andrew Maynard
Rethinking Pornhub’s Role in the Literary Zeitgeist  * Andrew Maynard * “Is it like the old Playboy magazine; you have essays there by the m...
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Will Slattery @wjaslattery.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
over at @essaydaily.bsky.social we’re gearing up for our annual Advent Calendar (the only time of year we actually post daily); send us yer stuff if you want to join in the advent adventures!
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Ander Monson @angermonsoon.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
NEW ESSAY DAILY NEW MAYNARD LET'S GO
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Andrew Maynard @andrew-maynard.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Really enjoyed writing this.Thanks to @essaydaily.bsky.social and @angermonsoon.bsky.social for making a space for essays on essays!
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Yelena Crane 🌻🇺🇦 @yelenacrane.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
A fascinating way to think of numbers (and people by extension). In particular, what it says about the those who like 1 because it means they mirror what they encounter.
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Ander Monson @angermonsoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
XNESS ESSAYS IN A BOOK???????
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HAD @havehashad.com · 29/09/2025
oh, wow, everything about today's Andrew Maynard short is wonderful, and then that ending!! "She continues: I like five because you never lose it when it multiplies with something odd. And I think about saying, What if I’m even?" www.havehashad.com/envc8
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Number Games by Andrew Maynard
Five is my favorite number, she says, because no matter how many times you multiply it by an odd number, you can always find it at the end of the product. 25. 35. 1975. Always in plain sight. I add…
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Andrew Maynard @andrew-maynard.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Thanks to @havehashad.com for publishing my new short! Give it a read!
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HAD @havehashad.com · 19/08/2025
5 year anniversary sub call on Thursday! Five (5!!) hour submission window, 8/21, 7am - noon ET Theme: "5" (What does that mean? Up to you!) Thx. We (heart) (and (skull)) you. -Aaron & Crow
Happy 5th Birthday/Anniversary to us!

To celebrate, we're doing a submissions call and leaving it open for... five (5!) hours. 



Which is all to say...

Submissions will be open Thursday, August 24, 7am – 12pm (aka noon) ET.



A few specifics:

Theme: "5" (What does that mean exactly? Surprise me!)
500 words max
Any/all genre ok
For poems and reeeeal short stuff, you can send two, but make 'em short!


NOTE: This is a timed call rather than limiting the quantity so I have no idea how many I'll get. A TON, I bet! Also, I really should be doing class prep. Which is all to say, even though our "thing" is generally to get back to everyone ASAP, and I'm still going to read as fast as possible (when I have time!), making kneejerk decisions, these are probably going to take me a while. A week or two wouldn't surprise me. We'll see!


 

Thanks! 

💀💀💀 

Aaron  & Crow
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Brevity / Dinty W. Moore @dintywmoore.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Flash Nonfiction Time! brevity.wordpress.com/2025/01/28/b...
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Brevity’s Bright New Issue
Our first issue of the new year explores Mealworms, Komodo Dragons, Frank Lloyd Wright’s Fallingwater, and Fifteen Facts About Zebras, and more. Issue 78 offers wonderfully concise and powerful ess…
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Matt Bell @mdbell79.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
This "thought experiment" from George Saunders has been on my mind often of late: "Is it possible that we have come to feel responsible for too much, for everything, even things outside of our control, and that this makes us feel like gods who have been unfairly disempowered?"
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Nicole Walker @nikwalk.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I wrote about the myriad number of people who worked hard with me for the election and who kept me from the pit of despair after for Essay Daily's Advent Calendar, which already has some amazing essays for your December countdown to solstice. www.essaydaily.org/2024/12/dec-...
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Dec 3, 2024: Nicole Walker, No Authority, Just Thanks
* This is part of our yearly Advent Calendar, which publishes an essay a day each year during advent.  Find the rest of this year's and prev...
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Essay Daily @essaydaily.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
So we are here and we want you to know that we are returning in 2025 starting with the 2024 Advent Calendar. We know you need it: www.essaydaily.org/p/the-essay-...
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The Essay Daily Advent Calendar
The 2024 Essay Daily Advent Calendar is back after a year away from the keyboard! Each year, we publish an Advent Calendar, a new essay each...
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HAD @havehashad.com · 05/03/2024
An amazing, beautiful, moving, perfect shortie today from Andrew Maynard Not everyone understands the ceremonial value in high-fiving bare bellies while chanting, “Belly bump, belly bump, Clyde and Dada belly bump.” www.havehashad.com/i8rxt
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Belly Bumps by Andrew Maynard
Between shower and bedtime, my toddler, Clyde, and I take off our shirts and bump bellies to help us wind down. I never told him — didn’t think I had to — that belly bumping is steeped in a sacred…
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