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27 - Chicago Doing a solo run club for shits and gigs (I wanna be hot sue me) Give me community or give me death!

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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 1h
Guys it’s cold in Chicago 🥺 I don’t wanna play anymore ://
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 14h
Run Club Week 4 Day 4 (bc we skipped day 3 to care for our body🙂‍↕️) was a short n sweet run going just over a mile bc it was laundry day and I had 0 fitness attire that wasn’t already sweaty and stinky 🤢 I was reminded why running with a bun is an act of violence unto myself bc my hair was yankT bad 😪
andreskibbities post mile and change, lightly glistening in sweat in white shorts that are not running shorts. He is sticking his tongue out, winking, and raising an eyebrow. andreskibbities post mile and change, lightly glistening in sweat in white shorts that are not running shorts. His shorts aren’t leaving much to the imagination. andreskibbities post mile and change, lightly glistening in sweat in white shorts that are not running shorts. His shorts aren’t leaving much to the imagination. He is flexing and blowing a kiss to you, kind viewer. andreskibbities post mile and change, lightly glistening in sweat in white shorts that are not running shorts. His shorts aren’t leaving much to the imagination. His tongue is out, he is winking with one eyebrow raised, and holding up a peace sign.
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Bonus hair down running content even tho all this hair and sweat is a sensory nightmare 🤣
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Week 4 day 2 run club dedicated to @imaaronrobert.bsky.social who said he likes my hair down! I really cranked up the intensity (so much so that my sleep apnea fucked me this morning lmao) but it was good overall. Very sweaty very wet but very fitness. Also forgot about pushups so there were none :p
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
omg really?? 🤭🤭 you should see it when it’s down on purpose!!
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The bullets: You :
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Matrix Neo: Keanu Reeves' Bullet-Time Dodge
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
using my keen powers of social deduction I believe it’s safe to assume that the mood is not a h*rny one… 😪
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🥺💙🩵
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Teen Titans Cyborg
Alt: Teen Titans Cyborg tells Raven: “You fit in just fine.”
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Let’s go team titties!! Vamos, equipe tetas!!
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Larry The Lobster Flexes Pecs
Alt: Larry The Lobster Flexes Pecs Larry a Lagosta, exibe seus músculos.
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
As a person with a lot of self respect and a strong positive view of self, the curse of having a lover who respects and values my personhood is that sometimes I just want to be objectified straight down to my bones and he would never bc he loves and respects me too much 😪
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R2D2 Falls in the Desert
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
if they don’t stick to the plan jump off the boat and see how they do without knowing where to go next
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Plankton's Evil Grin from Spongebob Squarepants
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Yikes
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
correct! 20 points 🙂‍↕️💙
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is what it felt like to talk to my students about how taking care of their physical and mental health while they were balancing all of their life stuff needed to be a top priority while having crippling depression, aggressive anxiety, and stress induced epilepsy all caused by work 🤣😵‍💫
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bonus: isolated titty shot bc maybe hairy and glistening with sweat will make someone’s day if they see it
andreskibbities isolated chest shot, his chest is very hairy and glistening with sweatandreskibbities isolated chest and body shot. His chest is glistening with sweat and very hairy. His hairy stomach is looking pretty . A small suggestion of sweaty hairy pits exists in the left of the photo.
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Week 4 Day 1 run club and it was sweaty bc I ran inside. proud of myself bc I really was not about running but still did my lil 5K 🙂‍↕️ also since massive huge tits are my goal I am starting pushups every day (today was 20) + run. Also buying myself running gifts since I’ve been so consistent 😙🤭
andreskibbities post 5K, sweating like a whore in church. His hair fell out of the twists it was in bc they weren’t tied and proceeded to harass him for 2.75 out of the 3.1 miles. Due to sweat, his hair, chest, back, shorts, and socks were all soaked through. andreskibbities post 5K, sweating like a bathroom mirror after a steamy shower. His hair fell out of the twists it was in bc they weren’t tied and proceeded to harass him for 2.75 out of the 3.1 miles. Due to sweat, his hair, chest, back, shorts, and socks were all soaked through. His quad is giving. andreskibbities post 5K, sweating like a suburban dad at the family reunion bbq. His hair fell out of the twists it was in bc they weren’t tied and proceeded to harass him for 2.75 out of the 3.1 miles. Due to sweat, his hair, chest, back, shorts, and socks were all soaked through. His quad is giving. He has made a friend who is double reflected in the mirror and was doing a very impressive full body workout (friend depicted squatting).andreskibbities post 5K, sweating like a bitch. His hair fell out of the twists it was in bc they weren’t tied and proceeded to harass him for 2.75 out of the 3.1 miles. evidence of the hair malfunction is shown above. Due to sweat, his hair, chest, back, shorts, and socks were all soaked through. Maybe his back shoulder and arm look kind of hot here? Who’s to say?
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
me doing this math right now at roughly 2a only to realize THE laurel yanny is a UK based account
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Meonly: Confused Math Lady Meme
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fucking next to the big Kallax is my DREAM 😭😭
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
PILLAR AND STONES I - 🤩😭🤩😭🤩
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
this is doing something for me 😵‍💫😵‍💫
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Delayed posting for Run Club Week 3 day 5 for no reason other than I forgot 😙 run was cutie, I was sweaty, you know the drill. Running 3 miles on a treadmill compared to an outdoor run is way more of a psych game bc the time moves so much slower and there’s no visual benchmarking. We did it tho!
andreskibbities post 5K standing on treadmill, he is looking up at the camera which is pointing down at his body . His forehead is sweaty. andreskibbities post 5K glistening with sweat on his face shoulders an chest. He is flexing his bicep even tho running is famously a lower body workoutandreskibbities post 5K glistening with sweat on his face shoulders an chest. He is smiling and flexing his bicep even tho running is famously a lower body workoutandreskibbities post 5K looking a little less sweaty. He is posing with his back to the mirror bc his shoulder is doing a hot thing
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Run club Week 3 day 4 was unfortunately cancelled today bc I had a small medical emergency but I am okay!! Trying to remind myself that rest is a component of the work so I don’t lose my mind about not running today and ultimately I’m feeling pretty okay. Hopefully tomorrow I can get back on it !!
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Cancelled Stamp Graphic - Nope
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
big big pet peeve in cum dump vids is Men not knowing how to tally accurately! It’s 4 vertical lines and then slash to make an even unit of 5, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I know you can do it
Blurry scream crying cat
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How very multidimensional of you to exist in both worlds of the masses saying “come look at mine” and “show me yours” 🤣 that is truly profound 🙂‍↕️💙
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
some of yall post screenshots of your dashboards and there’s 19 dms and I feel very “nobody pays me in trident layers” about it
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Trident Layers: No Gum Payments
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is what we call existing in multitudes 🙂‍↕️💙
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Run Club Week 3 Day 3: yall everyone and their mom was running today bc apparently the Chicago marathon is this weekend?? Hilarious that I didn’t piece it together but excited for anyone who is running!! Send me your numbers so I can track you on race day supportively!!
andreskibbities post 5K, illuminated by the fire truck outside of the apartment andreskibbities post 5K, illuminated by the fire truck. He’s giving a little bit body odyandreskibbities post 5K indoors, his arm tea is weak but his smile is cute and his body looks tight
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
balls and dick on acrylic?? is that anything??
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m looking at your nudes in the train, but I don’t have a privacy screen everyone on the R has seen your penis and gaping hole
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Run club week 3 day 2: yesterdays time was def way more lax bc I was not pushing at all (actually was on the phone with lover the whole time) but I’m annoyed bc my Apple Watch gave me credit for yesterdays run as my first 5K but not the day before ??? Hate crimes are more common than we think 😪
andreskibbities pre run, flexing and smiling. He is wearing his running tights (shorts go on top of these) for the first time bc he thought it was chilly outside. It was not chilly.andreskibbities pre run, flexing showing his back and booty. He is wearing his running tights (shorts go on top of these) for the first time bc he thought it was chilly outside. It was not chilly.
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
achievement unlocked
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Achievement Unlocked Gaming Notification
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Week 3 Day 1 run club was so successful I forgot to tell yall about it!! So I upped my distance to 3 miles and was hitting on average 9:30 on my mile time so I said I wanted to run a sub 30 5K and ya boy succeeded!! Very proud of me 🤩 I’m #fastasfuck
andreskibbities post 5K smiling and posing under yellow street lamp andreskibbities post 5K smiling winking and holding his hat under a white street lamp andreskib-tittiesMonday October 5th outdoor run in Chicago 
Work out Time 0:28:19
Distance 3.10 miles
Avg. Pace 9’07”/mile
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
DIY ornaments is so fun!
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly as they should, the listed flavors are nasty af anyway 🤢
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
me and las girls:
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Women Dancing Around a Bonfire at Night
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think in my personal religion, this marks the end of full bush summer 🙂‍↕️
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
:O
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This was a good ass pull 🙂‍↕️💙 10 stars on that
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my impact 🙂‍↕️
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kind of loving this little moment where the lamp looks like a white fuck ass bob on her 🤭
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Week 2 Day 5 finishes off the second full week of run club!! I upped the treadmill speed so I’ve been really working, but I think next week I’m gonna start running 3 miles a day instead of 2. Hopefully my body keeps up!!
andreskibbities post mile 1 showing a little leg, a little bicep, and a whole lot of tummy andreskibbities post mile 2, much sweatier, showing of some leg definition. He is feeling silly, as per his tongue hanging out andreskibbities post mile 2 posing for a lazy back shot. It’s lazy but he’s sweaty so be chill about it
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Run Club Week 2 Day 4 was again hosted indoors due to inclement weather. Mile 1 had my body feeling bad but mile 2 I actually increased the treadmill speed and performed better?? Born to be naturally fast as fuck I guess 🏃🏽‍♂️💨
andreskibbities post mile 1, smiling and showing off his quad (a newfound obsession of his)andreskibbities post mile 2, much sweatier and rushing to show off his quad bc a five guys order was waiting to be picked up right upstairsandreskibbities post mile 2 rushing to take a back picture bc he had an inkling it would be looking sexy. He is flexing his arm but has no idea how to flex his back
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
applause for critical thinking and active problem solving 🙂‍↕️💙
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me, every waking minute of every single day:
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Week 2 Day 3 Run Club was indoors again bc it was a rainy one but I think I still got properly sexy on my run 🙂‍↕️ also had a friend on FaceTime while I was running so shout out to him for helping me work on my VO2 max 🤣
andreskibbities post mile 1, lightly glistening while being berated by friend on ft andreskibbities post mile 2, much more glistening, still being beratedandreskibbities post mile 2, glistening and flexing his quad while still being berated
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ll have my people* reach out** for scheduling*** 😎 *my people - me **reach out - I just dmed you ***scheduling - I wanna hang out so bad plssssss 🥲
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think I would also enjoy being pantless on your couch what a coincidence
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Spy Kids 2 Coincidence
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anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽‍♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I didn’t post yesterday’s run club for my audience of 4 😱 pls forgive me!! Yesterday was pretty chill, falling in at roughly the 9:30 mark for both of my miles but I think I’m gonna stop doing my 60 second break in between miles and see how the times compare no stop. It’s a 2-for-1 day!!
andreskibbities post mile 1, trying his best to look less tired than he isandreskibbities post mile 1, smirking to himself bc he realized how silly it was to perform that he was not winded for an audience of zero people aroundandreskibbities post mile 2 post run piss, flexing for the shoulder bicep bump of it all
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