anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 1hGuys it’s cold in Chicago 🥺 I don’t wanna play anymore :// 000
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 14hRun Club Week 4 Day 4 (bc we skipped day 3 to care for our body🙂↕️) was a short n sweet run going just over a mile bc it was laundry day and I had 0 fitness attire that wasn’t already sweaty and stinky 🤢 I was reminded why running with a bun is an act of violence unto myself bc my hair was yankT bad 😪 020
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Bonus hair down running content even tho all this hair and sweat is a sensory nightmare 🤣 171
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Week 4 day 2 run club dedicated to @imaaronrobert.bsky.social who said he likes my hair down! I really cranked up the intensity (so much so that my sleep apnea fucked me this morning lmao) but it was good overall. Very sweaty very wet but very fitness. Also forgot about pushups so there were none :p 180
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026omg really?? 🤭🤭 you should see it when it’s down on purpose!! 010
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The bullets: You :static.klipy.comMatrix Neo: Keanu Reeves' Bullet-Time DodgeAlt: Matrix Neo: Keanu Reeves' Bullet-Time Dodge 000
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026using my keen powers of social deduction I believe it’s safe to assume that the mood is not a h*rny one… 😪 100
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026🥺💙🩵static.klipy.comTeen Titans CyborgAlt: Teen Titans Cyborg tells Raven: “You fit in just fine.” 010
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Let’s go team titties!! Vamos, equipe tetas!!static.klipy.comLarry The Lobster Flexes PecsAlt: Larry The Lobster Flexes Pecs Larry a Lagosta, exibe seus músculos. 010
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026As a person with a lot of self respect and a strong positive view of self, the curse of having a lover who respects and values my personhood is that sometimes I just want to be objectified straight down to my bones and he would never bc he loves and respects me too much 😪static.klipy.comR2D2 Falls in the DesertAlt: R2D2 Falls in the Desert 130
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026if they don’t stick to the plan jump off the boat and see how they do without knowing where to go nextstatic.klipy.comPlankton's Evil Grin from Spongebob SquarepantsAlt: Plankton's Evil Grin from Spongebob Squarepants 010
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026static.klipy.comYikesAlt: Yikes 120
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This is what it felt like to talk to my students about how taking care of their physical and mental health while they were balancing all of their life stuff needed to be a top priority while having crippling depression, aggressive anxiety, and stress induced epilepsy all caused by work 🤣😵💫 000
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Bonus: isolated titty shot bc maybe hairy and glistening with sweat will make someone’s day if they see it 040
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Week 4 Day 1 run club and it was sweaty bc I ran inside. proud of myself bc I really was not about running but still did my lil 5K 🙂↕️ also since massive huge tits are my goal I am starting pushups every day (today was 20) + run. Also buying myself running gifts since I’ve been so consistent 😙🤭 360
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026me doing this math right now at roughly 2a only to realize THE laurel yanny is a UK based accountstatic.klipy.comMeonly: Confused Math Lady MemeAlt: Meonly: Confused Math Lady Meme 110
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Fucking next to the big Kallax is my DREAM 😭😭 010
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 12/10/2026this is doing something for me 😵💫😵💫 000
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Delayed posting for Run Club Week 3 day 5 for no reason other than I forgot 😙 run was cutie, I was sweaty, you know the drill. Running 3 miles on a treadmill compared to an outdoor run is way more of a psych game bc the time moves so much slower and there’s no visual benchmarking. We did it tho! 010
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Run club Week 3 day 4 was unfortunately cancelled today bc I had a small medical emergency but I am okay!! Trying to remind myself that rest is a component of the work so I don’t lose my mind about not running today and ultimately I’m feeling pretty okay. Hopefully tomorrow I can get back on it !!static.klipy.comCancelled Stamp Graphic - NopeAlt: Cancelled Stamp Graphic 010
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026big big pet peeve in cum dump vids is Men not knowing how to tally accurately! It’s 4 vertical lines and then slash to make an even unit of 5, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I know you can do it 040
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026How very multidimensional of you to exist in both worlds of the masses saying “come look at mine” and “show me yours” 🤣 that is truly profound 🙂↕️💙 010
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026some of yall post screenshots of your dashboards and there’s 19 dms and I feel very “nobody pays me in trident layers” about itstatic.klipy.comTrident Layers: No Gum PaymentsAlt: Trident Layers: No Gum Payments 110
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is what we call existing in multitudes 🙂↕️💙 110
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Run Club Week 3 Day 3: yall everyone and their mom was running today bc apparently the Chicago marathon is this weekend?? Hilarious that I didn’t piece it together but excited for anyone who is running!! Send me your numbers so I can track you on race day supportively!! 031
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026balls and dick on acrylic?? is that anything?? 010
Reposted by anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m looking at your nudes in the train, but I don’t have a privacy screen everyone on the R has seen your penis and gaping hole 4311
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Run club week 3 day 2: yesterdays time was def way more lax bc I was not pushing at all (actually was on the phone with lover the whole time) but I’m annoyed bc my Apple Watch gave me credit for yesterdays run as my first 5K but not the day before ??? Hate crimes are more common than we think 😪 020
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 07/10/2026achievement unlockedstatic.klipy.comAchievement Unlocked Gaming NotificationAlt: Achievement Unlocked Gaming Notification 000
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Week 3 Day 1 run club was so successful I forgot to tell yall about it!! So I upped my distance to 3 miles and was hitting on average 9:30 on my mile time so I said I wanted to run a sub 30 5K and ya boy succeeded!! Very proud of me 🤩 I’m #fastasfuck 000
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Honestly as they should, the listed flavors are nasty af anyway 🤢 000
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 05/10/2026me and las girls:static.klipy.comWomen Dancing Around a Bonfire at NightAlt: Women Dancing Around a Bonfire at Night 010
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think in my personal religion, this marks the end of full bush summer 🙂↕️ 110
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This was a good ass pull 🙂↕️💙 10 stars on that 010
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Kind of loving this little moment where the lamp looks like a white fuck ass bob on her 🤭 271
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Week 2 Day 5 finishes off the second full week of run club!! I upped the treadmill speed so I’ve been really working, but I think next week I’m gonna start running 3 miles a day instead of 2. Hopefully my body keeps up!! 020
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Run Club Week 2 Day 4 was again hosted indoors due to inclement weather. Mile 1 had my body feeling bad but mile 2 I actually increased the treadmill speed and performed better?? Born to be naturally fast as fuck I guess 🏃🏽♂️💨 030
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 01/10/2026applause for critical thinking and active problem solving 🙂↕️💙 020
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Me, every waking minute of every single day: 010
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Week 2 Day 3 Run Club was indoors again bc it was a rainy one but I think I still got properly sexy on my run 🙂↕️ also had a friend on FaceTime while I was running so shout out to him for helping me work on my VO2 max 🤣 020
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’ll have my people* reach out** for scheduling*** 😎 *my people - me **reach out - I just dmed you ***scheduling - I wanna hang out so bad plssssss 🥲 010
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think I would also enjoy being pantless on your couch what a coincidencestatic.klipy.comSpy Kids 2 CoincidenceAlt: Spy Kids 2 Coincidence 110
anDRACskibBOOties 🎃🧛🏽♂️👻 @andreskibbities.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I didn’t post yesterday’s run club for my audience of 4 😱 pls forgive me!! Yesterday was pretty chill, falling in at roughly the 9:30 mark for both of my miles but I think I’m gonna stop doing my 60 second break in between miles and see how the times compare no stop. It’s a 2-for-1 day!! 010