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Andreas Petersen

@andreaspetersen.bsky.social
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Screenwriter: Attack of the Demons (2020) When You Get to the Forest (2025) Coffee & Whoppers Currently repped by: Me wearing Groucho glasses

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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 7h
Shows what you know, my mom IS a close friend
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Looks like a movie that would get a wide release and win the weekend box office in 2006 (complimentary) youtu.be/rN8Ke4mWKG4?...
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CROSSED Movie Teaser Trailer - The Sadness Director's Extreme Horror Movie Adapts Garth Ennis Comic
YouTube video by Bloody Disgusting Horror
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 19h
Happiness is a big YARG
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 19h
Meta presents from the Talk To Me universe
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Watching the new adaptation of one of my favorite books of all time.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This reminded me of something Mark Waid wrote in his afterword for the first trade paperback of his Archie run. I don't know if I ever sit down to write without thinking of this.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not sure what to make of this, but I'm hearing rumors that the Godzilla Minus Zero 4DX screenings are "burning through" the "gingerbread cookie" scent. "The fucking thing goes through one [gingerbread cookie scent oil] barrel a fuckng showing" one theater manager said.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you'll use your phone as a paranormal investigation tool
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I say this with an abundance of love in my heart, and a belief that most people in the world are truly decent. But I sincerely believe that the people who made Tiffany Sloan, Tilly Norwood, and Jean Phil all deserve to be beaten to death with ball-peen hammers.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Your vice is a locked room and only I have the key" actually feels like something Louise would shout.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yours is the superior one, I rushed mine before a meeting at work 🫡
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The first line of the follow up post sure says a lot
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trailer needle drop idea youtu.be/AR45Z1SsV0c?...
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Tearing Me Up Inside
YouTube video by Kurt Nilsen - Topic
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't take my word for it. Listen to @veradrew22.bsky.social: boxd.it/eUQyvd
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A ★★★★★ review of Smooth (2023)
words fail to describe how effective, beautiful, and powerful this film is. gorgeously shot. absolutely banger soundtrack. phenomenal performances. it wrecked me. i cried the entire time. it’s scary, ...
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Y'all should watch my friend Sepi Mashiahof's brilliant short film Smooth, which is now publicly available online. I've said it before and I'll say it again: one day Sepi is going to be a staple in the horror scene, so best y'all familiarize youselves with her work now. vimeo.com/913116630?fl...
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SMOOTH (2023) - Sepi Mashiahof
SMOOTH (Horror Short, 2023) Written & Directed by Sepi Mashiahof Cinematography by Ricky Marler Camera Crew: Chi Chi Castillo Sound Operator: Roland Neptune Starring: Sepi Mashiahof Additional Cast:...
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh SHIT this is magnificent
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Rock Band mod community is equal measures essential and horrific.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me hearing Obsession awards discourse in October
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Makes sense, dude's spine is like 3 miles long
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Ebeneezer trailer shows that Ti West isn't venturing far from his horror roots. Depp, who plays the titular crank, is seen pulled into the depths of his bed. Eagle-eyed horror super fans will recognize how this visually echoes an iconic shot from Nightmare on Elm St., which also starred Mr. Depp
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sep. 30 / Oct. 1
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
POETRY
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I hate AI." "You mean SI?" "Si" "See what?" "Si I hate AI" "I hate AI too, that's why we call it SI now." "We call it si?" "We do call it, yes."
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
100% agree.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"You have to see this new political ad" I assure you I do not
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All hail the God Emperor Johnson
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm going to laugh so hard when Sixers get bumped in the first round by the Raptors
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No doubt backed with the worst electronic beat ever created.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Guerra War
ALT: Arnold Schwarzenegger: Guerra War
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy shit, is this going to be available to buy? My "I need to buy this for my girlfriend for her birthday" alarm just went off
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you ever wanted to land me on some sort of FBI watchlist, get two 6% beers in me and ask me what I think should happen to people who use generative AI.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Style over substance" is a dork ass critique because style is substance.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The "upcoming shows" slides that play before a stand-up show are funny because it'll be like "oh wow, he was credibly accused of sexual assault. Jesus so was he. And that guy openly admitted it. Ooh, Maria Bamford is coming in December!"
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You leave my beautiful Inidan-Philadelphian son out of this
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[sick drum solo starts playing]
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Opening credits to indie horror movies will be like "Butt Plug Yeti Films Ltd. Presents The Butt Plug Yeti"
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jeffrey Katzenturd
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
While going through some old notebooks, I found my hand drawn map of the underground boat section of the game Garage: Bad Dream Adventure
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dethroned Emperor by Celtic Frost let's gooooo
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Probably helps that the right wing doesn't have the human embodiment of that bogus Cinnamon Toast Crunch square everyone thought was a shrimp appear whenever they have momentum to chastise the voter base.
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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good god, I love this idea. I always feel like an asshole logging a comic on Story Graph.
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