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Andreas Schick

@andreasmschick.bsky.social
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Twitter ex-pat, lover of TTRPGs, my mother took Tylenol while pregnant. I like to make my own game systems for funsies. Maybe I’ll publish one day.

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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 16h
My heart warms whenever I see my cats snuggle.
My calico and grey cat curled up together in bed taking a nap.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Three texts in a row from a user with a profile picture of Johnny Silverhand from Cyberpunk 2077:
“i ain’t reading all that
i’m happy for u tho
or sorry that happened”
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Post your lock screen (mine rotates between all the critters once an hour).
My adorable Puggle, OJ (Short for Orange Julius), sitting on a futon as I hold his paw.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The Last Supper as a ‘90s adventure game. #pointandclick #adventuregame #pixelgraphics
A tapestry of the Last Supper where the weaving is so blocky it looks like pixels in a 1990s adventure game.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Oh god, France too? The fires in Canada are so bad it choked out the northeast US. Chicago was like The Mist last week.
A view of downtown Chicago facing Lake Michigan, the skyline entirely obscured by smoke.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A meme of a Nickelback music video for the line “Look at this photograph” that’s been edited to show a graph instead with the line “Look at this graph” across the top
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Looks like it cleared up a bit from when I saw downtown during rush hour.
A view of downtown Chicago looking towards Lake Michigan. The skyline is almost entirely obscured by smoke.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
lol, got a temporary ban on Reddit for responding to this comment calling it vile. The internet is becoming a very scary place if calling out horrid views like this is now considered harassment.
A Reddit post by NadeshikoEatingPasta that reads:

“Awwww, are you mad I pointed out that people on welfare often truly are the trash they are stigmatized as being? That they're parasites whose existence is subsidized by the productive members of society?
Does it make you seethe? Bet not as much as I do knowing my tax dollars go to feed fat single moms with 5 kids their jumbo boxes of cinnamon toast crunch, family bags of pizza rolls, flats of sugary soda, and all other manner of garbage with no nutritional value so they can get even fatter and then eventually require lifesaving medical care which will also drive up the cost of healthcare premiums.
GET OFF THE DOLE, PARASITE.”
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This was Chicago’s skyline from the freeway (I was passenger) during rush hour. We saw multiple emergency signs warning the public about the air quality. This is dangerous to breath right now.
Downtown Chicago during the day almost entirely obscured by wildfire smoke. The picture was taken from a car on the freeway looking towards Lake Michigan and almost no buildings can be seen.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I never thought I’d be excited to watch @realinfowars.bsky.social.
A photo of my TV showing the countdown screen for an InfoWars live stream. The InfoWars logo is the new rainbow version with The Onion for an O.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I had a very vocal Siamese once (RIP Tazzy, my feline soulmate) and can see the connection. She would also get mad and destroy stuff if anything upset her, which a lot of things did. I miss her so much. (Cat tax attached)
A Siamese cat laying in a box of random stuff, looking up at the camera in the middle of what must have been a very loud meow.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A scene from The Good Place of Chidi saying “Okay. But that’s worse. You do get how that’s worse, right?”
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I read that as 2020 only and thought it was 6 years dated, lol. Anyway, here’s mine. The tech split was surprising to see.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Found this gem yesterday. I need to know what channel this is.
A screenshot of four YouTube videos from a suggestion list. Each has an older white man with a bald head and white beard wearing the same red sports shirt (I believe it is for the Cubs?). The video titles are “Should Christians call upon GOD and Jesus Christ for help explain…,” “The end times are closer than you think The first 6 seals are o…,” “Skyrim Wives Ysolda explored 2026,” and “Skyrim Wives Haelga Explored 2026.”
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
There certainly are not so I’ll pitch in a pic of one of mine. This is Jack and he loves to suckle on his bed. Picture taken as I type with one hand.
Patting a grey cat on his butt as he suckles on his bed. He’s fully grown but likes me to hold his as he does it.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
GNU Terry Pratchett, and Happy Birthday! Moist Von Lipwig is my favorite Discworld character, so I was ecstatic when my wife found this illustration of him for me.
A framed illustration of the Discworld character, Moist Von Lipwig, in his iconic golden suit and hat adorned with wings. His face is scratched out to represent how generic and forgettable his face is.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I didn’t realize until after that the famous Nazi fuck’s birthday is also today, but Happy 3rd Arbitrary Birthday to my dog, Tallulah! My wife and I picked it for the weed joke since we know she was born in mid-April. I think this is the more important birthday.
A Boxer wearing a birthday hat.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
(I genuinely think The Wire is the best TV show ever made, have watched it at least 7 times, have read that book, have listened to an episode by episode podcast deep dive, and have a copy of the Blu-ray signed by Seth Gilliam. I probably know more about the show than I ought to)
A copy of the Blu-ray box set of The Wire, signed by Seth Gilliam, who played Ellis Carver
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Blasphemy. Kora is a blessing upon mankind.
A picture of a calico cat laying on her back between my legs with her paws in the air.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If you see this, post a concert photo you took Me at Jeff Rosenstock at Headliners Music Hall in Louisville on April 6, 2024
A selfie at a Jeff Rosenstock concert. Jeff is singing and playing a guitar in front of his 666 weed leaf rainbow American flag (yes, that is accurate)
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
V-Day dinner. Salmon filets, potatoes, Brussels sprouts with pecans, and fresh bread. Paired with a lovely Chardonnay.
A plate of food including sauted salmon, potatoes, Brussels sprouts with pecans, and a slice of buttered bread. There is a bottle of white wine next to a half-filled glass and a cutting board with additional bread and butter next to it.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I gotchu fam. Keeps your drink cold for longer.
A picture of mugs with freezing gel in them to keep drinks cold.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I lost my cat in December of 2024. Tazzy had been my bedrock through COVID and a divorce and cuddled against me in bed every night. After she passed away from cancer I was distraught and heartbroken. I adopted another cat six weeks later, but that doesn’t make me a bad person.
A calico cat curled up on my lap.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I needed this today. Thank you. Obligatory cat picture.
My calico cat, Kora, cuddled up like a little bean.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
My own way of keeping my Baby Girl with me forever.
A small shrine to a Siamese cat named Tazzy. I love her so much.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I’m so excited to dive into #theexpanse #TTRPG after this fantastic gift from my wife today!
A photo of The Expanse TTRPG showing three scenes from the game of a woman giving a speech, a woman piloting a spaceship, and a Martian Marine taking aim.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Dunno how many fans of SPRINTS are on here, but apparently I was in their top 100 listeners on Apple Music this year!
A screenshot showing I was a Top 100 Listener for Irish punk band, SPRINTS.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I’ve met a tame raccoon at a wildlife rescue (she can’t survive in the wild due to health problems) and she climbed onto my head and cleaned the inside of my ear. Her name is Giz and she’s my friend.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Her name is Giz and she has to live at the rescue due to health problems.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I met one at a wildlife rescue that was incredibly sweet and curious. Licked all over my face.
A raccoon sitting on a smiling man’s shoulder and nuzzling against his cheek
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
My favorite No Kings sign today is my own.
A homemade protest sign that says “My mom took Tylenol” with a picture of a pill. The backside of the same sign with the text “Grandson of IMMIGRANTS.”
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
It’s amazing that I still miss my late cat, Tazzy, so much it hurts even 10 months later. I’ll never forget my Baby Girl. Obligatory Cat Tax.
A beautiful Siamese cat looking into the camera with amazing blue eyes.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Chicago’s Lincoln Park Zoo is just incredible.
The front entry sign to the Lincoln Park Zoo with “For wildlife for all” below.A photo of a gorillaA photo of a chimpanzee
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Just sending some cuteness out in the world.
A Boxer dog mid-play in front of a foot wearing flip-tops.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
OJ is 30 pounds. Is he small enough?
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Favorite one I’ve gotten was a robocaller reading a file name.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Shamelessly sharing pictures of my #boxer, Tallulah, on her 1st #Gotcha Day!
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Got to see the amazing @foundfootagefest.com in Knoxville on Friday!
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Hi, data analyst here. This man is a fucking idiot.
Elon Musk posting on Twitter showing that he doesn’t understand data analytics.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Bad news…
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I went to a cat show and met a #Siamese #cat also named Andreas! She’s so beautiful!
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I got a light up airship puzzle and a Cthulhu cat picture.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I just lost my Siamese a week ago and this really warmed my heart. Thank you.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Had to say goodbye to my beautiful #siamese, Tazzy. She passed peacefully in my arms. Good night Baby Girl.
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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Andreas Schick @andreasmschick.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Sharing my beautiful Meezer, Tazzy. Cancer will take her from me soon, so I’m enjoying the little moments while I can.
Siamese cat with strikingly blue eyes.
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