CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Your club is going to get relegated into oblivion. "Squad feels great and that's just noise," said Maresca in his press conference, under his own free will and unscrewing a brand new bottle of coolade. 000
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'd like to say to the man with the giant laptop, bopping away and farting next to me "live your best life". But what I want to kick him hard off of the train while I say it. AT a station. I'm not a monster. 000
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I always feel faintly embarrassed for British people who follow NFL 020
Reposted by CLMDr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 29/09/2026Al Jazeera did a lovely summary of the Manchester City cheating scandal. 24755287
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Honestly, Joe Hart is such a fucking stooging moron 000
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Headline news, Man City shills whose achievements now renderend meaningless come out overwhelmingly in favour of continued shilling. Hopefully we won't need to see much of lamentable, shameless City thickwits like Joe Hart for whole offering "punditry" on national television. 000
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've moved once to avoid someone's fucking abundance of perfume and now some idiot has sat opposite me with a brand new fragrance to rob me and my fellow passengers of air. Desperate stinkers 000
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Until cheap and sloppy AI ads (which is all of them) correlate directly with a saving that the consumer makes, using it at any point in your marketing (much less your product) is incalculably damaging to whatever the hell you think your brand is 000
Reposted by CLMPercyToplis @percytoplis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Absolutely everything Man City fan knew they were cheating. They didnt care a jot. Some even revelled in it. My sympathy for their support is less than zero 6374
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026No, no Rodri, no one will take away from what you did (play in an illegally assembled team) but they maaaay take away the objects that represent winning, since the idea is that you play a game within a set of rules and attempt to win, and that "rules" word there could be where the problem lies... 000
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hilarious listening to Man City fans saying that the verdict they have been cheating for over a decade will never take away from the memories... which, to me (and sorry to be crass) is like claiming you slept with a super model as you wank yourself to sleep... that's the joy of being a Man City fan. 010
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What sort of cunt do you have to be to chew a huge piece of gum open mouthed in front of someone else on a train, like a fucking elf is walking through sludge in your mouth. The guy has a wedding ring. Love, if you're reading this, LEAVE HIM. 000
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I was absolutely 100% sceptical when Mikel Arteta got hired as manager. He hadn't managed a club before and I felt like it was more sensible to go for Ancelotti... Everton had a vacancy and I thought surely these two managers have got mixed up. As usual, shows what I knew! Club is in a great place. 000
Reposted by CLMStarbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 21/09/2026It's official: Starbucks is gutting DEI policies company-wide to curry favor with Florida politicians as our union's call for a boycott grows. Vote with your dollar. BOYCOTT STARBUCKS. 3417081154
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I quite like Boomers claiming that the world isn't bad or is just as bad as when they were young and the problem is doomscrolling, as if they hadn't seriously fucked things up. If only there were a phrase I could flind back at them when they make their idiotic arguments... 000
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You cant flag "some bad language" as a caution in an tv episode and not have "oh also might have some quite triggering suicide in it" as if one mention of the word shit would be worse 000
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The Wrexham taunt to Southampton is undeniably funny and deserved. 000
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026So weirdly, I write murder mystery games for a living. I know. Anyway, I am having to watch a lot of nutters talk about obscure gospels that were rejected by yer contemporary bible. And what I've discovered is: religious nutters absolutely love shitty AI animations, images, and voice overs. Vile. 000
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A Man City manager complaining that people are too focused on the rules also applying to them should not be a headline. Especially when they, as ever, mysteriously didn't. 000
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Maaaax Downman. His name sounds good in your ear. But you mustn't fear. Because his name. Can be suuuung, by anyoooone. I dunno but there has to be some sort of Max Power song one can do here 000
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026So all in all a pretty shite performance for VAR this weekend 000
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Gonna be a HECK of a lot of penalties this season. If I am a striker in the premier league, that bullshit yesterday has taught me that all I need to do is pull down a defender. Defender has nowhere to go, give away a penalty or allow the striker to score. Glad they had sensible MOTD pundits on TV. 100
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Actual footage of AI company CEOs when they find out that what they are developing is 100% going to kill us all in under ten years. youtu.be/lkKwyjsJGxk?...youtu.beThe Simpsons Ned's ParentsYouTube video by Ale_Car 010
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Note to self: don't make quips around estate agents. They are not ready for it. It's a conversational stick in the spokes of their mind 010
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'd argue the chief rabbi refusing to get behind some actual UK policy (pretty mild policy in reality) against israels illegal settlements, is probably more damaging to the safety and perception of british jewish people, than the policy itself, as he argues... like, I dunno, come on man. 010
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Sure hope the guy who sealed Keir Starmers fate can make the economy grow and find the money to back Defense like he claimed was worth backing the Andy Burnham coup, wuhoh 000
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026BBC iPlayers download function is shit and has been for years, bye 000
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Nicky Sparks is, sadly, unlistenable. Was gonna tune into Eveton vs Man Utd but you do need a certain voice for commentary and I just can't still, even after all these years. Insightful certainly, but oy 000
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Not really sure that a far right German party can be called an "Alternative" for Germany 000
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Although clearly we should have been in for Barcola early doors 000
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Think on reflection I say B+ transfer window. Very happy with signings we did make, but we are very evidently short in attack. 010
Reposted by CLMchristhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Just in case you needed another reason to fuckin hate Chelsea… 971810594
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Sad to see Martinelli go. Had lost consistency but scored huge goals for us and worked so hard for the shirt. He'll destroy that league and needed a new challenge. Will return to Europe. Can't help thinking that, if timing and signings were different, we'd have a Martinelli still and no Madueke. 000
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Millenials who love and promote AI are basically generational traitors and must be kept from power 000
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I mean. Don't sell Martinelli this window surely. I get 50m is 50m but we will be well short. Eze can play out there I get but I dunno, Martinelli knows how to break on a team and scores big goals. It's a January or next Summer sale now surely? 000
Reposted by CLMSteve Hills @merse10.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Villa have given Chelsea £160m across multiple transfers and Chelsea have given Villa £160m also. The laundrette has been very busy 811519
Reposted by CLMJames Benge @jamesbenge.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Half a billion spent on central midfielders alone by Manchester City since summer of 2022. A lot of that recouped by player trading. I know there’s no fix but to me this sport becomes more boring when clubs & coaches don’t have to manage their way around the mistakes they make. 412913
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026How about building the commercial foundations and selling well using good scouting instead of not doing that Villa? Brentford and Brighton seem to have few problems doing this. The actual problem is UEFA, whose regulations need to match the Premier League. Getting into Europe gets punished. 000
Reposted by CLMGeorge Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Our rapid disillusionment with political leaders is treated by much of the media as some kind of pathology. But what I see is these leaders backtracking on their promises, dashing people's hopes and serving the ultra-rich ahead of the rest of the population. Why wouldn't we be disillusioned? 1582324783
Reposted by CLMRae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Yep, leave me behind….. #BookSky 583152333459
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Octopus energy are becoming a fucking joke man. I love this dart board they have on repayments and the quick gobbling up they attempt to do and then the eight-legged back-peddling when they realise that maybe I'm not wracking up £800 monthly electric bills. Morons. Fun correspondence every month. 000
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Any deal between Aston Villa and Chelsea is always as dodgy as fuck 000
CLM @andnowyouredrunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Anyone else just have constant anxiety while at work like they should be doing more all the time? Is it a product of working from home so much? In the office you don't get this as much in a way because it's like "well, I showed up, I'm in your prison, so ipso facto, I'm doing what you pay me to do" 000
