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Andi Stern

@andistern.bsky.social
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Multi media artist and mother of dragons (cats, dragons are cats) She/they 🇺🇦

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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Does he have a sister?
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“Moos Next”
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Where I picked up day old bagels and French bread, and they had the first two seasons of SpongeBob as a set for only $7.50. And Marathon had restocked the coconut cream Dr Pepper Zero. I’m quite pleased.
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I had a mini outing and hit our local craft thrift store. I found a bunch of tiny steel crochet hooks, and some really cool fabrics, plus several Bitch back issues. Then we hit Marshall’s where I found an 84 set of Kingart acrylic markers and a bag of chocolate covered gummy bears. Finally,Walmart
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is great, I add shredded rotisserie chicken. It’s from Isa Chandra Moskowitz’ 29 Minute Vegan
Text reads “Edamame Slaw with Shittakes and Toasted Almonds”. There is a photo of the salad
A list of ingredients to make the edamame slaw and directions on how to put them together.
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I have a dilemma, do I finish my Catherine Mack mystery(No One was Supposed to Die at This Wedding), Dungeon Crawler Carl book 3, or do I start @chucktingle.bsky.social Fabulous Bodies, which arrived today?
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Me, 1:30pm “I’ll grab an empty box and put daddy’s dvds in them so I can shelve my unread books there. Me, 1.5 hours later: where did all these books come from? (Me, it’s me. I’m the problem haha)
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I dreamed I was working on a piece to enter in Quilt National and I haven’t done that since 2008? ( I had a piece accepted for the 2005 show). I just wish I could remember what I was making because I was really excited about it
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The delight I feel every time I remember I have watermelon in the fridge cannot be underestimated.
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I took some boxes to the car so we can recycle when we get the mail and it was like opening the oven to check on my cornbread when I opened the front door. It’s only 9:10am.
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Oh thank you! I made it to go with the dress.
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Seeing your post earlier reminded me to, it’s now cut and chilling in the fridge. Ty!!
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I need to cut mine up still haha. :)
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Starting to read Tourist Season by Brynne Weaver immediately after watching Repo! The Genetic Opera made for some really crazy dreams
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Yesterday I got our summer watermelon, a large baby size, not an oblong. Let’s see if I can get it diced up today, lol. (The cats really loved the big ball we brought home, so I’m extra motivated)
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Oh that is so cool! I still have my copy of Ghosts I Have Been. I’ll have to look for that book.
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Is there an option for alt text on our profile and banner?
A square collage on an orange background. Two women in early 1900 circus wear flank a platter with a red jello mold. A half moon rises from the bottom of the image, below the platter. A bowl of red fruits rises in front of the half moon. A pair of red and yellow starfish are at the top of the image.  (Cropped image is the banner for my account, it shows the top of the women and the starfish)A white woman with frosty hair and orange glasses is wearing a fascinator on the side of her head that has lemons and greenery. She is wearing an aqua dress with a print of lemons and greenery on it. Her necklace is turquoise and yellow. (Profile picture for my account)
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My youngest got married last weekend and most of this week was stressing about my Niblet who had to stay at the vet for a few days but I’m hoping I can actually play in the studio soon.
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I need a little whimsy, as a treat
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Or Daniel Radcliffe in that one episode of Miracle Workers: Oregon Trail
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
And still mad at the second grade teacher who told me I couldn’t be an astronaut because we weren’t going to space any more
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Lyle Lovett!
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Is it possible to just make the filling for a pecan pie without putting the pecans on?
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Last year I was up early on my birthday wondering if the stock market was going to pull a Black Friday (tariffs ).This year, will there be a live reenactment of Dr Strangelove. Next year can we just not.
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
After a whole hour of sleep I woke up cold and hungry. Yogurt and a brownie at 1am. Gonna try to get some sleep now. Wish me luck.
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Our Kroger didn’t have the marshmallows :(
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Some people are trying to get repealing property tax on the ballot in Ohio. Some people haven’t thought things through. Or they just don’t care.
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This is a magical thread of people’s moon stories
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I saw this video once on MTV when my son was a newborn and had his nights and days mixed up. It was worth the sleep deprivation.
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Los Lobos - Kiko and the Lavender Moon (video)
YouTube video by Warner Records
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The Gulf gasoline station we went to was giving out paper models of the lunar lander. I had been playing with my gum and wasn’t able to take it from Joe and had to admit to my mom that my hands were stuck together 🤣. I still was able to build it after my Gran helped me get the gum off my hands.
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Until it was full again. He really liked the cheese though, and kept making the journey every month and that’s why the moon cycles every twenty eight days.
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
When I was a kid I had an illustrated anthology of stories and my favorite was the story of the little mouse who heard the moon was made of green cheese and so snuck out every night to get some cheese until the moon went dark. When his mom found out she made him return the cheese night after night
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Swiney Todd
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I would call stuff thingies when I couldn’t remember the word. When my mom saw this scene on the afternoon movie, she said “now I know where you got it from” 🤣
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Mister Ranger would be proud :)
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
It was delightfully punny.
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I picked up some Zig Clean Color brush pens and some Zig Mangaka fineliners from JetPens and made this drawing. I really like how the brush pens blend and cover the line work without smearing and it is very satisfying to make the cross hatch and dot details with the fineliners.
A pen and ink drawing of a bird sitting atop a fish. The bird has a giant yellow sun face on its side, and is decorated with pink flowers, green leaves, and pink triangles along its base. The fish has a shaded blue eye. There are stars surrounding the bird and fish. At the top of the picture is a crescent moon profile on the left, and an open hand with a stylized face on the palm.
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
So stupid
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
If Jesus died on a Friday and rose on that Sunday, Chuck Norris has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever for the Raptor on the 22nd
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I put off going to bed because I had to know how it turned out. OMG 10/10
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
My preorder of Wolf Worm by @tkingfisher.com came in and I’m already on chapter four. I’m loving the descriptions of the way the narrator would paint what she’s seeing.
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I can’t be the only person who checks a friend’s feed to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday am I?
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Tarawa would like a word
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Generations of Marines would be interested to hear that boots on the ground on an island is not boots on the ground in combat circumstances.
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Right? Like reduce the cringe banter by the presenters and let the winners speak!
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I saw the new @tkingfisher.com , Wolf Worm, as well as the new Junji Ito, Statues, at Barnes and Noble today. Waiting for my preorder at my local indie just got dangerous ;)
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Andi Stern @andistern.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
When I was in fourth grade we had these newsprint zine type things that had different stories and then questions to test our reading comprehension. I still remember the one where ball lightning came out of the phone and bounced through the kitchen and out the door.
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