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Andrew Lyons

@andirant.bsky.social
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andrewlyonsbooks.com/ Author of FURIES RISING (BOOK ONE: HOLLOW VALLEY) Also wrote DARKNESS IN HIM and 2020. Father of daughters. Happy husband. Manufan.

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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Never would have thought that betting websites and William Tecumseh Sherman would ever cross paths in conversation. It's a brave new world.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@mikefinger.bsky.social Fun podcast yesterday. Not to be that guy, and I apologize in advance if you've heard this a dozen time already, but the phrase "I will not accept if nominated, and will not serve if elected," was first said by former Civil War Union general Sherman. LBJ later paraphrased it.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Saying "I don't know what he's for or against" with a straight face is some Oscar-worthy stuff.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
DMV A/C outage.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
www.tiktok.com/@andrewlyons... @theblcklst.bsky.social #zombies #yabook #furiesrising #blacklist
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Thanks to The Black List for recognizing FURIES RISING (BOOK ONE: HOLLOW VALLEY). ##zombies##booktok##fyp##theblacklist##furiesrising
TikTok video by Andrew Lyons
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
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We'Re At Capacity Raymond
ALT: We'Re At Capacity Raymond
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Nor should you.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Maybe he can try to get Jontay Porter's lifetime ban reduced. For a price.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"When that news broke..." is really doing a lot of work here. I wonder if "everybody LOVED him" includes the over two dozen women who alleged sexual misconduct against him. Next up, I assume they'll be heading out to Phoenix to vouch for Miles Bridges.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You know I'm making a joke, right? We're on the same side. But not all moves by that narcissistic tub of orange goo deserve outrage. 50% tariffs on goods? Fury. Pettily re-naming lakes he has no authority to rename? Mockery. W/ 2 more years of this slug, I'm pacing myself. Also, I'm a dual citizen.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I appreciate your passion but that's not how a spite store works.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Our neighbors to the north should re-name it too. They could offer a nod to the former Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim and call it Lake Ontario of Canada or if they want to go full spite store, just Lake Canada.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Whoa! The league bigwigs must really be excited to hop on the Jordan McLaughlin bandwagon.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Unless I miscounted, I think the Spurs have 33 nationally televised games. Not enough to cancel League Pass but it's pretty, pretty, pretty good.
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Paul Garcia @paulgarcia.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
New ✍🏼: open.substack.com/pub/thespotu... Starting a new series on Tobias Harris. In the first piece, a look at what the numbers said last season about his scoring.
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Free Agent Addition: Tobias Harris, Part 1
Looking at Tobias Harris' scoring stats from last season with the Pistons to see where he's expected to help the Spurs according to the numbers.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I really appreciate this. It's imperative that we get historically accurate representations of Hades, the Sirens, & the Cyclops. That one-eyed giant was done dirty by this "fictionalized" take on his experience. Same goes for the Scylla. We all know that 6-headed cliff monster should've been blonde!
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
With that many guns on his wall and this much unsolicited discussion of ejaculation, we're all sure that he's definitely not compensating for anything. We are sure, right?
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ugh. Maybe Paxton fatigue will lower turnout among disillusioned Republican voters. But based on those numbers, I won't hold my breath.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
How likely is this guy to win? I feel like this should be disqualifying but I'm not that naive.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I would go so far as say that this isn't so much a conspiracy theory as just a credible theory. It would hardly be the first time.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My Vegas plans fell through at the last minute but I wanted to thank you for all the updates. Would have liked to have seen CB's quality performance vs. NY in person but it still came through on the screen. Maybe next year. Look forward to your continued coverage throughout the rest of SL.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Cool-thanks!
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
@tomorsborn.bsky.social After reading your article, including Carter's quote about expecting Sat. to be a lot better (and w/ no mention of any injury sustained vs. ATL) I'm going to make the 4.5 hour trek to Vegas to see the fellas. That is, unless you've heard anything today about a muscle tweak?
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Thanks. Sounds like I'm waiting for your Friday post-mortem story to make my decision. 🤞
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@tomorsborn.bsky.social @jmcdonaldsa.bsky.social Tea-leaf-reading question: How likely is it that Bryant (if healthy) will play vs. NY on Sat.? I'm considering driving 4.5 hrs from L.A. for the day. Happy to see Reed, Gillespie, et al. but the big draw would be watching CB get a chance to show out.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Talk about not reading the room.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I thought all 3 two-ways from the end of the season were free agents now. Is one signed?
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
People continue to desecrate the good name of the em dash. These scurrilous attacks must stop—now!
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Inconvenient is a diplomatic way to put it.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Can't he leave this one small, happy corner of the universe alone? No, because he lives to ruin everything. It's his special gift.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I will be clinging tightly to to this tidbit.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Love that guy but I hope his impact is minimal.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Quality decision. Lesson learned. Next time he just needs to aim a little lower. Sternum= Flagrant 1.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
See you there!...maybe.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
So it's not just me?
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Thanks.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Any chance a recording of the session will be sent out to those of us who signed up but then couldn't attend because of an unexpected, last-minute school drop-off hiccup. But ONLY for people in that that situation?
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I'd love any resources you might have to offer. We've booked a short-term rental as an emergency backup for her, but it's well above what a 529 will cover for room & board & some distance from campus. Any suggestions that might get her closer to campus for a reasonable rate are much appreciated.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This is true. Almost everything within a half hour requires selling an organ to pay for. We are trying to secure a short-term rental through one of those apps, but that can be sketchy, with cancellation without warning. Not ideal.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
If our current "plan" falls through, I might take you up on that. I should know in the next week. Thanks.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
That is terrifying.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
She has been a Stevenson gal for her first two years and loves it, but juniors are at the bottom of the on-campus priority list for next school year, so she's in a dilly of a pickle.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Unless you're trying to find off-campus housing for your daughter for 3 months because she will be studying abroad the rest of the school year. Love the school. Love the campus. Love the town. But trying to secure a place for her to live this fall has been a Sisyphean task. Sigh.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Totally normal twin headlines. Not "end times" stuff at all.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Lindy Waters III, come on down!
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Odd to pick 3 draft outliers from the last quarter century as if it's the norm. Your argument seems to be: it's actually BAD to make deals that could replenish talent at a huge discount because players don't always pan out. That is an unusual team building philosophy: "glass completely empty."
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Wait, so you're saying that having the ability to draft new, potentially lottery-level talent to replace guys that have become cost-prohibitive at the exact moment when the Spurs will need guys like that...is somehow a bad thing?
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Harrison Faigen @faignews.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I have made a huge mistake
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I assume this made both the SportsCenter Top 10 and Not Top 10 plays.
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Andrew Lyons @andirant.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Please accept that anything you post while a game's in progress will fairly & logically be judged based on the final result. And any comment that doesn't foresee the future will be a stain on your permanent record, as justice demands. Also, Our American Cousin seems like a great play to see tonight.
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