Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 24/09/2025So random question of the baby variety, but y'know how they say no stuffed animals or anything in the bed till after 1 year? Is that a size thing baby wise or brain development thing? My son is bigger than a 1 year old and sick and I want to give him his crinkle giraffe for comfort... 110
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Gotta say, I was genuinely not prepared for how sharp a baby's nails would be. They look all sweet and happy and cuddly, then BAM, pointy 000
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Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 20/09/2025So, my son normally goes to bed and sleeps the night, no issue, very little fuss. Well, he was fast asleep and I smelled something. Little dude was fast asleep but clearly pooped. His diaper was full. So I turn on the light and let me tell you, little dude was PISSED So much so he did piss. On me. 000
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Finally have enough saved to start restoring some furniture I collected 🥹 000
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Oh, no, I will not elaborate further, but thanks for checking 000
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 18/09/2025My son was fed dinner before I got home. Normally I feed him at dinner but got off work late. Apparently the boy thinks this is bull shit and is demanding I feed him again 000
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Also I have a new job that makes me feel like a sled dog, and yes that is a good thing. My life is full of enrichment and I appreciate every bit of it Also I know I can lift a small fridge by myself now 💪 000
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Gave my son a bath tonight, he gave me some grumpy looks, but no crying or whining anymore, just calm curiosity. I think he even likes being clean. Very proud of how far he's come. Newborn Era bath time was a war of overwhelming sensation for the poor guy 000
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 16/09/2025This is the only type of news I want to see from now on. Thank you 000
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Even better, people will defend it as "freedom of speech" 020
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Update on previous post: Wife said to go for it via cashapp and the app stopped us and warned it seemed like a scam, so yeah, don't do that. 000
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 16/09/2025About an hour later he sent the money back, saying he was having issue with PayPal and asked us if we could use cash app instead. The item is one of a kind, collectors sort of thing, but does this seem sketchy as it feels? Does PayPal have issues like that if he refunded my money? 000
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Hey anyone reading this, could use an advice. So my wife found something on marketplace she has been wanting forever. Seller is willing to ship the item. At first they wanted a transaction through PayPal, so I sent the money because I know PayPal is safe for that, but /cont 100
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 14/09/2025From what doctors have told me in the past, forgetting is okay, just take your next one, and make sure you take all of the presciption, even if you feel better before you run out 010
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Mine was supposed to be 4 seasons, but season 4 got canceled due to lack of interest, but Kyle XY. Season 1 especially. 000
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 13/09/2025To the tune of Chocolate Rain: 🎶 🎵 Toxic Gains 🎶 🎵 0111
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 13/09/2025The bed is assembled, he smiled so big when I layed him down, happy baby, happy daddy 🥰 000
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Y'all! Someone sold me an almost new 4 in one convertible crib super cheap! My son has a bed that converts all the way through his childhood 🥹 I'm so excited to put it together for him when he wakes up from his nap 🙌 010
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 12/09/2025The boy has learned to roll and he is absolutely not responsible with this new power 010
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 06/09/2025I have a friend who only got his degree because his girlfriend did all of his assignments. Dude had a mind that chugged along like a hamster on a wheel, if the hamster was overweight and easily distracted... 010
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 06/09/2025I 100% believe Arby's would be chaotic enough to do this 020
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 06/09/2025It's still early in his life but there is so much baby does that make me so happy to be his dad and just proud of him. I can't wait till he can talk and tell me what he's thinking, but his smile is precious and I love him so much 000
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 05/09/2025That was my experience with my partner. I definitely wouldn't have done it for anyone else. They were constantly telling my how handsome I looked, rubbed my belly, thanked me, apologized, cooked for me, whatever I wanted/needed. That's what anyone carrying their partner's child deserves 010
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 05/09/2025"Getting hurt is not funny, that looks painful" It's not the fact that I got hurt that's funny, it's the ridiculousness of the situation which caused the ouch 000
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 05/09/2025So at work the other day, I was rushing and looking at what is essentially my to do list, which was nearly complete (finish to do list, go home) and I full on headbutt a piece of equipment so hard it scratches up a side of my face. I find it hilarious in a cartoony wtf way Soulmate does not 100
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 04/09/2025So I think the plan for Saturday is Garlic rosemary rack of lamb with a mushroom risotto, creamed spinach, and roasted Brussel sprouts Something spouse and I can enjoy and baby can nibble here and there 😊 000
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 04/09/2025But I want to make sure it's something we can all indulge in together. A rack of lamb sounds great, maybe some rice. I don't think baby can have salad yet, so maybe creamed spinach? 000
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 04/09/2025I want to cook something special for my family with this first paycheck. And baby boy has just started being given things like larger chicken bones to naw on. I was thinking goat or lamb, or maybe even beef ribs? No clue on sides, baby HATES mashed potatoes. 100
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 04/09/2025I want to learn to cook like this, beautifully done 000
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Baby boy got 2 more shots today, and he did so good, only cried while the shots were happening and almost immediately was smiling and happy again as soon as I held him. He is precious and brave 010
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Me to my near 7 month old, who is aggressively and impatiently wolfing down his bottle. "You just wish it would instantly teleport into your belly, huh?" *Grumpy baby stare* "...Oh, yeah..." 000
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Can't afford to eat this week, but baby boy has everything he needs till my next paycheck, bills are paid, and gas is in the car, so life is good enough for now 000
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Is it the lack of language skills or does she even remember where it is? 010
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 21/08/2025If anyone was wondering what it's like to have 6 month old. He rolled himself onto his stomach in bed and cried because he didn't know how to roll back over. It is 2am 010
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Market apps: OOH, YOU BOUGHT A FOOT SPA? YOU LIKE THOSE, HUH? YOU WANNA BUY 20 MORE? DO YOU NEED 50 OF THEM? I HAVE A HUNDRED MORE SUGGESTIONS!!!! FEET!!!! SPA!!!AAAAAHHHHHHH 000
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 16/08/2025We definitely cannot afford for me to quit and this job be a bad fit. I did see everyone else finish their work on time, me and trainer were two of the last to come back so idk. I just want things to work out well and make the right decision 000
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I feel like I should maybe quit while I'm ahead. I haven't officially quit at my current job (used my days off to see if new job is a good fit) My wife is encouraging me to give it one more day, but I don't want her to be late all the time because of my job 😩 100
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Kept me behind while he finished a couple of things (I don't have a badge and have to be escorted to the exit) I ended up leaving too late and my wife was late to work, which was my biggest worry. Granted I know this is because of my trainer and not the job, but- 100
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 16/08/2025So did a full day of new job, the work is fine, but will definitely be exhausting at first. The main problem is my end time is not guaranteed. I was told typically I will be back by 5:30. We finished at 5:48, and I was relieved, but trainer, even knowing my predicament- 100
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Honestly, I don't know if I'm making the right choice in changing jobs. I do know my wife and I are out of money till Friday, no food, but baby has all he needs. I'll make more money, but it'll take a few weeks to catch up. I don't know what I'm afraid of, maybe I miss when current job was good 010
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Baby has a noise machine that also plays a few lullabies, and I put one on to soothe him for a bit, and he I'd doing his little self's best to sing the melody 😭🫶 010
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 12/08/2025New job: comes with more freedom, family owned, more potential money for work Current job: get yelled at a lot, rules get more ridiculous by day, job has been threatened several times in the past weeks for stupid shit Yet I am still scared of making the jump because politics... 010
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 12/08/2025I found a new job and this should be exciting, but in the current climate I am terrified I am just putting myself on a chopping block in the not too distant future. But my current job has become unbearable and is also on the chopping block unless we become "perfect" at following the big bosses rules 110
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Y'all, luttle boy is bullying himself, taking his binky out his mouth and holding it away from his face so he can see his is holding it, but can't figure out how to take it back in his mouth and he won't sleep without it in his mouth and he has been screaming for an hour 😭 000
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 11/08/2025And I got pushed down a week ago and hurt my ankle bad, and it still hurts, but I can put weight on it, so I don't want to go to a doctor, but my new job will involve lifting heavy things and I'm just worried about keeping this new job now 000
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 11/08/2025New job seems good, and he claimed I will get off at a reasonable hour, typically 5:30, at the latest, but it's easily a job that could go later, and I need to be home by 6 and I'm just nervous he said that just to get me onboarded? 100