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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 21h

"cucked by the imitation crab" sounds like a bad imitation of a Chuck Tingle novel.

No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

TIL to my extreme amusement that the medical term for abnormally heavy menstrual bleeding is "Menorrhagia". the jokes truly write themselves here.

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Also it goes without saying but do NOT ask ChatGPT to generate your HTML/CSS and then hand it to me. It may look pretty but I guarantee you it's like driving your fancy new car to the mechanic and they find nothing but rotten spaghetti under the hood. Just don't do it.

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Heya. Friendly neighborhood web goddess here. I am once again begging you to stop copy/pasting links from Outlook/Word. Those are not the URLs you want to be using. While you're at it if you're pasting a link from social media, delete all the tracking garbage from the end. Thank you. 🥴😬🙄🤬

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

am I the only one that loathes the multitone moaning newer electric cars emit now? Its giving "now powered by the etenal suffering of the damned"

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My Halloween treat to myself this year was a cubic fuckton of Woxer underwear. The halloween prints this year are mad cute. Guess it's gonna be spooky season in my pants for the foreseeable future.

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

every so often the almight algorithm gets it very correct. this morning it has served me rotating_animals on instagram reels. it is exactly what it says on the tin.

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M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oh my god. OH MY GOD. XD

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MCBiohazard @mcbiohazard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

That Gul Dukat looking motherfucker.

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

randomly shuffled a playlist I hadn't listened to in a while, and got hit with the theme from Hunt: Showdown, "Rise Up, Dead Man". The full song by the Port Sulphur Band, not just the "Hmmhmmhmm hmmmmmmm" version that plays over the menus. They did not have to go this hard for a video game, damn.

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

someone hit me with this last week and I was so horrified by the idea that i went totally mask off for a minute. The one time AI got near anything I was coding I spent hours recoding what it did to remove bloat and nonsense. It would have been less time consuming for me to do it from scratch.

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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Like 90% of being a woman is taking out your Bobby pins at the end of the day and just leaving them wherever (car, table, shower, silverware draw etc etc) and then also not having any Bobby pins when you actually need them (heist)

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Spence made me watch Apothecary Diaries and I got so hooked i blew through all 24 eps of season 1 in 24 hours. Apologies to Bestie for eeping on it so long, its really good.

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

More businesses need to have "In the Hall of the Mountain King" as their hold music.

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

yoooooooooooooooo fellow USians GO FILL YOUR GAS TANKS NOW. (if you can. They aren't kidding about those price spikes tho.)

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

you know if Ms. Rachel and Inigo Montoya both came for my ass in the same day I would crumble into humiliation dust and vanish. Just saying.

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Inigo Montoya from Princess Bride

ALT: Inigo Montoya from Princess Bride

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

On a whim I started rewatching Living Single from the pilot onwards. I forgot how funny this show actually was, damn. Two eps in and I've ugly yell laughed at least four times.

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

... They really think they did something here huh? oh noes whatever would we do if they took themselves out of the gene pool and left women the hell alone 🙃

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This is how you do better when you know better. It's not hard.

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Always (Nothing But) Flowers. I highly encourage anyone that also loves this song to rabbithole South African mbqanga. youtu.be/2twY8YQYDBE

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Talking Heads - [Nothing But] Flowers (Official Video)

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Honestly "The Outcast" still haunts me thirty odd years later. Could it have been executed better? Yeah probably but *shrug* 90s S&P were a thing. I would love to see more done with the J'naii in a future series.

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Lower Decks Deep Space 9 Strange New Worlds/Prodigy But seriously I love these two and their wacky friends.

No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The movie's pretty awful, the only enjoyable or memorable thing about it was Jim Carrey's Riddler, and if you want to see Jim Carrey being extremely Jim Carrey The Mask and Somic The Hedgehog are far more entertaining. The soundtrack to this fucking whips tho.

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Val Kilmer as Batman in Batman Forever

ALT: Val Kilmer as Batman in Batman Forever

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

And in related AI news... *pinches bridge of nose*

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Jesus what was the prompt here, "Death Star personnel uniform designed by Hugo Boss?"

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

So if y'all have never tried archery I'll tell y'all this: shooting in a dress looks badass whether you're doing well or not. 🏹🏹😁

A black woman wearing glasses and a black tank dress aims an arrow down an indoor range with a compound bow.

Another angle of the same woman aiming another arrow with the same compound bow (which is purple and grey camo printed), shot from the sternum up. She is sort of smirking as she aims the arrow.

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

In "weird musical patterns that catch my ear" today I realized "Happy Happy Joy Joy" from Ren & Stimpy and Tenacious D's "Kielbasa" both start with G7 to C7 arpeggios under the opening skit.

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

got a random text from an unknown number that was like "Your phone rejects my calls, did you do that on purpose?" Nice try bot.

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Javert's suicide in Hooper's Les Misérables was SO badly done and I'm one of the few that didnt actually mind Russel Crowe in the role.

No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

hahahahaha get absolutely rekt Seth Moulton nobody likes you

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I'm gonna gross everyone out for a second, but well... it's definitely been one of those days where sneezing on the can comes with an elevated risk of suddenly and extremely squelchily birthing a Lovecraftian horror. Or as I like to put it, it's real chunky salsa period hours up in here.

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This perimenopause shit is not it. Seriously considering marching into my next gyno appointment like "so talk to me about taking out aaaaalll the baby plumbing cause fuck this"

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Div 3: Akua down to 14, Omori up to 18, Zooch down to 56 from 27 (ouch, but he had a terrible record last month). Unsure if Kiryuko will be back, though he's listed down in Sandanme so maybe. Safe tourney to them all. #sumo

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Juryo news: Enho up to 9 from 11, Tamawashi up from 7 to 3, Kazuma and Onokatsu kicked back down from the top div... Tamashoho, my man, what is going on with you, I think you need to start sharking the towel again or something (IYKYK) #sumo

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Oh hey! Toshinofuji (fka Seihakuho) is top rank this basho too? Niiiiiiiice. #sumo

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Oh lord, both the Koto-brothers are in the meat grinder slots (Maegashira 1, right below the sanyaku). That's gonna be fun to watch... wait, are there THREE pairs of brothers in the top ranks? I just noticed Asasuiryu got promoted. Hot damn. Has that ever happened before? #sumo

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Oh shit the September banzuke is out, hell yeah #sumo

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No Hetero Database Wanderer @anagramofbrat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

This is the one fictional character I 100% do not mind being directly compared to, which is a good thing because the "OMG, you're absolutely Mariner" comments have been numerous.

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Beckett Mariner's Sarcastic Vulcan Salute

Alt: Beckett Mariner's Sarcastic Vulcan Salute

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