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Amy Wysocki-Orford

@amyrhymeswith.bsky.social
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Buster of ghosts, buster of (golf) balls.

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Molly Roberts @mollyroberts.bsky.social · 11h
FL: D.C. Safe and Beautiful we've really worked hard to turn this city around. JR: Name me another project within a week FL: Have to go back and think JR: I've got all the time in the world. Why don't you sit back and think about it
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 12h
I really want to know who looked at the golf course that was *considered* to be built in the 1920s and felt that it was important to go back and make it that course, and not what was actually built then. From what little I'm seeing, that course looks to never existed.
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Christ. Yes, I checked it was real. Truly demented.
Libertarians party NH quote-tweeting on X:
We openly support the assassination of basically every elected Democrat in New Hampshire.

But if you don't have the balls to do that, then you should probably vote GOP

Quoted text from Dagoth Chud: 

It's funny how the New Hampshire libertarian thing has just devolved I to Bushism.

In America, everything eventually becomes gay and neocon and falls apart.
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
At a fall fair in Ontario and there is a lot of Lake Ontario merch. I cannot stress how much the States are hated here right now.
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My daughter has discovered videos from early-80's MTV on YT and our house has been living in 1985 for the last three days. Music videos, news, ads- she's amazed by it all.
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Water heater died today, my engine light went on and a skateboarder ate shit off a curb, tumbled through two lanes and I would have run his stupid ass over for sure if I hadn't already had my eye on him. It feels like the world is hunting me today. .
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Huh. Hey @kathryntewson.bsky.social , looks like your admirer has a younger brother.
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I think it is grossly disrespectful to think that kids are incapable of understanding or showing interest in books and media that show a world outside their personal experience. They also can very much recognize when adults are being patronizing or condescending, and ultimately, that's what this is.
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
My daughter has created a lawful evil mantis cleric for D&D. He's terrified of women, guzzles sacramental cranberry wine and I think he has been trying to eat one of the other PCs from the start of the campaign. I'm not sure if I raised a genius or a psychopath. Either way, it keeps life fun.
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I love that CPR classes now include suggestions of songs to reference to make sure your compressions are the right speed. And yet, I don't think any family members will appreciate me singing "Stayin' Alive" or "Another One Bites the Dust" under my breath as I try to help their loved one.
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Anyone have some great egg recipes? I have 50 eggs and even after hardboiling and dyeing some for Easter, I'm going to have 30+ left. Quiches, omelets obviously. I'm out of ideas after that.
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Definitely getting into that weird headspace where the constant despair of helplessly watching the world burn drives you to a numb, "Well, let's see just how bad this can get, I guess," and then after things do get worse, thinking "Somehow this is my fault. I willed this into being."
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
My dad is screaming at the TV and I'm here for it. You tell him, dad.
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
My driver instructor had some major mental breakdown second day of class, giving long-winded tirades while students were driving, raging about his estranged son, and at one point singling me out as a "church mouse" and said the other students would try to crush me under their feet.
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Do not underestimate the power of the children's reference section for research. Writers love their topics of expertise so much they even want kids to know about it and love it like they do.
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
One great thing about having a writing partner is that once in a while you go back and reread a co-authored story and think, "damn, I'm so lucky to write with someone so talented, that scene was just amazing." Then sometimes you check the doc history and realize it was you. Good feeling.
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
It's Spring The groundhog rises from his hole and sees his shadow The shadow is my right front tire There will be six more weeks of winter But not for him -Red Green
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I genuinely cannot tell if Kathryn is serious or if this is excellent bait.
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Minnesota Star Tribune @startribune.com · 22/01/2026
Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I see a lot of medical stuff in my real use cases. My only hope is all the students using it to cheat in med school are going to completely flake out before they make it to their residency.
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Reading all the pie discourse here, and I can't help but think that a lot of these people probably don't like butter pecan ice cream either. Anyway, you all have never had sunrise pie, and it shows.
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Just a reminder for anyone who needs it - if you use AI, your activity is not as private as you think it is. Please stop asking how to make your penis bigger. I had to look up "jelqing" today for work and I am a tiny bit salty about it.
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
After some very tense last few weeks, found out that the golf ball sized lump in my breast is not a tumor or anything malignant and let me tell you, my body is one hell of an attention seeking asshole.
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
It's Christmas telethon day!! Christmas Daddies from the East Coast and the Lions Children's Christmas Telethon from Sudbury. Time to set up the tree, make cookies, and tuck into the season!
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
If there is one thing that rings true time and time again, it is that the people who fawn over Trump have zero sense of pattern recognition, and are egotistical enough to believe "he won't backstab *me*, I'm special."
cp24.com
Ford says Trump’s proposed 25 per cent tariff on Canadian goods like ‘a family member stabbing you right in the heart’
Ontario Premier Doug Ford says a 25 per cent tariff on all Canadian goods proposed by U.S. president-elect Donald Trump is akin to “a family member stabbing you right in the heart.”
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
@questauthority.bsky.social Sorry to bother you, but my husband and I were having a discussion re plagerism, and whether it applied to misheard lyrics. Conversely, if Mad Gab-esque lyrics that sound similar but are distinctly different words can be considered plagerism.
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Amy Wysocki-Orford @amyrhymeswith.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
@xemu.bsky.social Thank you for taking a moment to post on Twitter. It was the reminder I needed to find you again on here. I always enjoyed the insights you shared re game development that are so outside my experience. Thanks!
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