Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 18hA fantasy that allows me to feel *slightly* better about the rest of humanity 000
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 18hWhy does Gen MAGA always look like they cut their own hair? 010
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 21hI know no one has ever told him to his face "that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard", but I prefer to imagine he's heard it SO often that it doesn't even register anymore, like tinnitus. 131
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 21hSo we have a President who just straight up doesn't know what the word artificial means? Cool. Cool cool cool. 000
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Don't the mind control drugs cancel each other out? 🤔 020
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Eazy-ERA Glass CeeLo Wage Gap Band Title IX Inch Nails 110
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'd buy bags of 5 or 10 when I only needed one. 110
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Nice of you to give Wait for it top billing. 020
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I've never even heard of iced coffee. 0200
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Really excited for my new SI optimized phone. 000
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We only accept the girthiest tithings. 000
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I never hear most songs released after 1999 until they're performed on SNL or used in a commercial. 🤷 120
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026AI themed cocktails? What did they do, mix every drink ever into an impotable mess? I thought that was just called a bar mat shot. 🤔 1110
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026At least when a movie disappoints you've wasted an hour less of your day. 010
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"By the time you read this, I will be ... well, still here, honestly" 000
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I had to nix "Mrs. Mister" when I nearly overlooked your "Sister Sister" 010
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Feminize a band XXTC Feminem Sheagles Lady Chic Judas Priestess 38-26-38 Special Bachman Turner Ovaries 120
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"You glaze your salmon and you think no one will know. But two will know: God, and Poirot. It is time to serve this fish." 000
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Let us assume for a moment that the chicken is golden brown and delicious." - Cooking with Hercule 000
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Broker invents or steals the identity of someone with low income to qualify for a subsidized ACA plan with a high deductible but no premium. Every month the government pays the insurance company who pays the broker who renews the policy on behalf of customers who may not know or exist. Allegedly. 000
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The claim is that insurance brokers get paid a fee to enroll people who are either unaware or don't exist in zero-premium ACA plans. 100
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I trust @emophilips.bsky.social 's "no cannibalism" guarantee slightly less now 😬 010
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Friend: "It's like Sorvino is a Gundam he's about to pilot." 000
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The Firm seemed to actively try to make Tom Cruise appear two feet shorter than Paul Sorvino. 000
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I call it Brown Feel, as it looks like the moment he realizes he needs to call in Natalie with the diaper bag. 140
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Was it this? I deleted the original to correct an "of" to an "in". bsky.app/profile/amus... 010
Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Well YEAH. "Dude, I think that's the woman from the viewscreen in the background of the command center in Star Trek 4!" "Holy shit!" 010
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