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Andrew Parker

@amparker1986.bsky.social
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
XL for Harrison straight up.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Holds up sign that says “Hello”
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tet is incredible. Just incredible.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So ripping the mouth guard out of the mouth of a player is a no call? Huh?
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Panthers are competent I tell you!
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
John Kasey’s curse lives on in Charlotte. Fucking hell.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That is an incomplete pass. But this the NFL and it’s the Carolina Panthers on national tv. It’s going to be a Detroit touchdown.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Down by 21 and throwing the ball sideways. Grape job.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ACC refs huh?
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A lot of voices have been saying Matt Luke is such a good OL coach, but there have been so many missed blocks that I’m starting to think he’s coaching up Matadors.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here comes QB smash.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
STOP USING THE QB AS A BATTERING RAM YOU MORON
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh man Clemson got screwed out of a fumble return there. Yes the hands going forward but it’s going forward without the ball.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Several years running. Just no plan at all.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
QB design runs work better when they run at the OL I think.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Clemson needs a rain delay
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Give me a reason to be pained
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
LONG TIME STORIED RIVALS PLAYING EACH OTHER AFTER GOOD NIGHT MOON HAS BEEN READ.
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Tommy Tomlinson @tommytomlinson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As @scottyrock.bsky.social noted, Chicago did the reverse
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think the Panthers have more forced turnovers than the Falcons have first downs in the second half.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fox is so garbage at sports broadcasting but I didn’t think they could be Tim Brando not knowing anything about the game he’s calling while they also play the Bears Vikings audio over top of it
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Terri Boatass @dustindombrycz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Putting a line back on Drake London
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Lauren Brownlow @lebrownlow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hello, it's me again, begging you to play defense
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Leggette actually caught a pass. Fine he used his chest to catch a deep ball and then immediately fell down - BUT HE CAUGHT A PASS
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
THROW THE BALL TO TET
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
App State vs Charlotte was to start at 6:00 pm. This game just started. Boone looks wet.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just not able to understand why Dabo can’t conceptualize the importance of self scouting and actually coaching during practice so games don’t look like this.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
North Carolina is running cover two and nothing else, and Clemson can’t figure that out.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This team is so very bad. It’s a nose dive that has found a pool depth that Clemson basketball never found.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Panthers need to fire the owner so that they can get rid of this trash 3-4 defense. Haven’t stopped a cold since this was implemented.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Metchie being a healthy scratch for Leggette means that Coker has to be the deep threat. And damn is he ever.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Here comes the “random bullshit that always works against the Panthers defense on third and long” play
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This means he knew Vizz was injured beforehand and still played him anyways.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Clemson again has forgotten that you can throw the ball to the middle of the field.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
STOP RUNNING A FRESHMAN QB WHO ALREADY HAS A CONCUSSION
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Clemson trying to use a true freshman as a battering ram on 1st and 10 after said QB took an unnecessary roughness hit to his helmet on the last play. God dang stupid
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Clemsons offense looks like a sea sick trauma patient desperately trying to get off the log flume ride as it’s pulling away from the loading station.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So when is the Clemson game going to start?
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ted Lasso season three should have ended a certain way. But it didn’t. And now the show feels like a husk that needs a trauma to develop closure. I love it still. But it’s just - missing.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
MLS refereeing is such garbage. A throat chop not being called, but giving a yellow to the captain coming to bat for his team? Trash. Straight trash.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Release the Hounds!!! Throwbacks looking good on the best damn lacrosse team ever to exist.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Going to the Super Bowl!!!
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
CLTFC again disappoint.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This means Hurricanes regular season hockey is finally available again for North Carolinians.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
In charge of myself this evening. Need stupid food recs that can be delivered asap.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Charlotte Hornets have the chance to do the funniest thing.
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Delicious cheese sandwiches
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Jefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 04/07/2026
Folgers incest commercial with the Pausa de Hidratación logo
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I had a pony! @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Presumes the English are real people with human organs
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Andrew Parker @amparker1986.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Alright, I've seen enough. 1-0. Good night.
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